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CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server

cdu, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Lawmaker, military intervention, Mission, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?

join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

CraftyKyivTargets

Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKyivTargets, diplomatic meetings, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical concerns, government officials, international diplomacy, international politics, Lawmaker, military strategy, negotiation tactics, peace talks, political tensions, security threats, Senior Ukrainian officials, targets in Russia, Ukraine-Russia relations, US-Ukraine alliance

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

lol imagine if ukraine was actually just a minecraft server and the senior officials were just a bunch of villagers trying to trade with the biden admin for some sick loot. they gonna roll up to russia like “yo we got this list of targets, wanna help us raid their base?” and the lawmakers are just like “yeah sure, let’s do this fam”. join our server for epic pvp battles and diplomatic negotiations that will leave you questioning reality. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh don’t tell anyone 😉. come join the madness and let’s conquer russia together!

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	138	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, alleged, Conflict, controversy, defends, Defense, Ethics, Hamas, HamasCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, investigation, Israeli, Justice, Lawmaker, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Prisoner, rape, Server, sexual assault, War Crimes

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7144	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join in on all the wackiness? I’m talking about a place where you can build your own empire, battle crazy mobs, and even defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners by Israeli lawmakers!

I know, I know, it sounds totally bonkers, but trust me, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces such wild and controversial events?

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legendary player to defend against the alleged rape of Hamas prisoners in the virtual world!

Redstone Rush Minecraft Server

#youtube, Digital Media, digital rights, download speed, freedom of speech, government control, internet access, internet policy, internet regulation, Lawmaker, Minecraft, net neutrality, online censorship, online content, Online platforms, online restrictions, online video, Redstone, Rush, russia, Server, social media, streaming, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1682	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	9718
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gods Slained:	1

so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

Pharaoh’s Payoff Minecraft Server

bribes, CONVICTED, Corruption, Court, egypt, Foreign, Guilty, influence, Justice, Lawmaker, Legal, Menendez, Minecraft, MONEY, Payoff, Pharaohs, Politics, prosecution, qatar, scandal, scandalous, Server, Unethical, Verdict

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3098
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

haha u wont believe wat happened on this server! so like, this dude Menendez was caught accepting bribes from Egypt and Qatar. but dont worry, u wont get in trouble for accepting bribes here! join our server and u can accept all the bribes u want, no judgement here! plus, we have a secret pyramid built by aliens that u can explore and find hidden treasures. so come join us and be a part of the bribery fun!

CubeWorldMC: Where pixels come to life and blocky wars rule the land!

acceptance, Adventure, blocky, Community, CubeWorldMC, Discord, Earth, Faction, Geopolitical, Government, Guns, Infrastructure, Ip:, Land, Life, Modded, Modpack, pillaging, pixels, Raiding, rule, smp, Survival, Tech, Version, War, Wars

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

CubeWorldMC Server Overview

Nation-Building	Join and develop your own countries, build infrastructure, and wage war.
Adventure	Raid structures, pillage villages, and defeat enemies in a tech-based survival modpack.
Community	Cultivate connections in an accepting environment.

Details:

Discord	https://discord.gg/tBnjXKnrCs
Version	1.12.2
IP	54.39.250.134:25642
Modpack	Dysfunctionals Tech Bombs Guns War (1.12.2 Version)

FAQ

Question 1: How do I join CubeWorldMC?

Answer 1: You can join by connecting to the server IP: 54.39.250.134:25642.

Question 2: Is there a specific modpack required to play on CubeWorldMC?

Answer 2: Yes, you will need to download and install the Dysfunctionals Tech Bombs Guns War modpack (1.12.2 Version).

Question 3: Can I create my own country on the server?

Answer 3: Yes, you can join or create your own country, build infrastructure, form governments, and participate in geopolitical activities.

Uni Bully Minecraft Server

advice, anxiety, bully, bullying, Classroom, discrimination, dropping out, English 101, freshman, Harassment, locked door, mental health, Minecraft, Professor, School Shooter, Server, small town, snapchat, social exclusion, strict policy, Support, Uní, University

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of being bullied in real life? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky characters and insane stories.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting locked out of buildings or having students take Snapchat photos of you. Instead, you’ll be greeted by friendly players who are always ready to help you out and have a good time. Plus, our English 101 class is taught by a talking llama who is more interested in eating grass than locking doors.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life bullies and hello to a world where anything is possible – even if that means getting chased by a pack of wild chickens or building a giant statue of a potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BUN BUN BUN Minecraft SMP

#youtube, adorable, animal lovers, bun, bun bun, Bunny, cute animals, cute pets, Entertainment, Fluffy, funny animals, funny pets, Internet Sensation, Minecraft, music video, pet video, popular video, Rabbit, smp, trending video, viral content, viral video

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crops Grown:	6501
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Ores Mined:	8096
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bun Bun Bun, a giant bunny that roams the land and challenges players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bun Bun Bun, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond disco ball for your base.

Oh, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a cow who loves to prank unsuspecting players? One time, he turned all the sheep into llamas just for a laugh.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! Just be prepared for the unexpected at every turn. BUN BUN BUN!

BonjourCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Bonjour, BonjourCraft, Boundaries, catcalling, Chinese, Communication, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, Ethics, germany, International student, japanese, Justified, Language, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, racism, Respect, response, Self Respect, Server, standing up for myself

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Secret Passages Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being mistaken for someone you’re not? Do you want to unleash your inner multilingual savage? Then join our Minecraft server, where we welcome all nationalities and languages with open arms!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining away in our virtual world when suddenly, someone greets you in Japanese. But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to respond in any language you choose! French, Spanish, Klingon – the possibilities are endless! Show those pesky racists that you’re not one to be messed with.

Join us now and let your linguistic skills shine! Who knew standing up for yourself could be so fun and satisfying in a blocky world? Let’s make Minecraft multilingual again!

MineShareMishap

30 days, accrued, AITAH, BALCONY, bank app, Boundaries, covering my share, credit card, crying, Guilt, installments, Interest, MineShareMishap, Patio Furniture, refusing to pay extra, roommate, savings, Situation, splitting costs, Upset

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	2412	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	762
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most intense patio furniture drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: you and your roommate are splitting the cost of patio furniture, but things take a turn for the dramatic when one of you has to wait a few days to pay the final installment. Suddenly, accusations of savings accounts and credit card interest start flying, leading to tears and chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll also get to experience thrilling moments like arguing over who gets the best spot in the virtual sun, negotiating who gets to use the virtual grill first, and even battling it out in virtual furniture wars!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the most outrageous patio furniture drama you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

NoRegretsMC SMP

Experience, growth mindset., learned the hard way, life advice, life experience, life journey, life learning, life lesson, life reflections, life struggles, life teachings, MISTAKES, NoRegretsMC, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Potions Brewed:	78	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a magical piggy unicorn? Yeah, I learned the hard way that pigs do not have wings. But hey, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can learn all sorts of valuable life lessons like that! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So come join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious adventures!

BlockyMotivationCraft

AMBITION, aspirations, BlockyMotivationCraft, Dedication, determination, dreams, DRIVE, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, inspiration, motivation, Passion, perseverance, positivity, purpose, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, success

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Yes, you heard that right, we have a whole army of battle pigs ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance instructors. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, why not try our famous enchanted golden apple pie? Made with real golden apples straight from the magical orchards of the server, this pie will have you feeling like a god in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

LatvianBoomCraft Minecraft Server

airspace violation, border security, Defense, defense ministry, Drone crash, drone incident, drone technology, Explosives, foreign relations, incident report, international incident, investigation, LATVIA, LatvianBoomCraft, Military, Minecraft, national security, Russian drone, security breach, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	5682

so, like, there was this russian drone, right? and it like, crashed in latvia. but get this, it was carrying EXPLOSIVES. like, what were they planning to do with that? blow up some creepers in minecraft or something?

anyways, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some crazy adventures. we got secret missions, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few exploding drones (just kidding, please don’t sue us). but seriously, if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a russian drone carrying explosives, then this is the place for you. come join us and let’s blow up some blocks together!

ChemicalCraft440

AUGUST, chemical attacks, chemical warfare, ChemicalCraft440, eastern europe, geopolitical crisis, human rights violations, international conflict, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, military intervention, Military operations, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian army, security threats, Ukrainian troops, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have more action than the Russian army launching chemical attacks on Ukrainian troops! We got explosions, battles, and chaos galore! Build your own army of blocky soldiers and conquer the virtual world! Who needs real war when you can have epic battles in Minecraft?! Join now and let the madness begin!

Hot Lava Love – The Dating Server

ancient warming, calibrating age models, DATING, deep-sea sediment cores, high-precision, hot, lava, love, major eruptions, Miocene Climate Optimum, novel approach, Server, U-Pb geochronology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	186341	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1492
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s hotter than a volcano erupting before it even erupts, ya feel me? we got high-precision U-Pb geochronology for the Miocene Climate Optimum, whatever that means, but it sounds fancy AF. and get dis, we got a novel approach for calibrating age models in deep-sea sediment cores, like who even thinks of dat stuff?

but wait, there’s more! we got mobs crazier than a pack of wild llamas on a sugar rush, we got dungeons deeper than your ex’s commitment issues, and we got loot better than finding diamonds in a pile of dirt.

so come join us on dis server, where the only thing hotter than our lava is the friendships you’ll make along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next creeper party.