SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

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OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

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Blocky Deathmatch

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the ladders have a mind of their own! Our ladders are so advanced, they require a secret handshake to climb down. Don’t worry, once you figure it out, you’ll feel like a ladder-climbing champion!
Join our server for the ultimate challenge of navigating through our quirky world filled with magical ladders, mischievous mobs, and hidden treasures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a ladder that leads to a secret underground disco party!

So if you’re ready to test your ladder-climbing skills and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now! Just remember, the ladders are watching…and they’re not afraid to play tricks on you!

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Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!
Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.

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Block Party

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Are you tired of boring old political parties? Want something more exciting and chaotic? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the communist parties are throwing epic dance parties and the National Socialist parties are trying to organize a bake sale.
On our server, you can witness the communist parties building giant statues of Karl Marx out of diamond blocks while the National Socialist parties are busy arguing over who gets to be the leader of their faction.

But that’s not all! Join us for epic battles where the communist parties fight with pickaxes and the National Socialist parties try to defend their territory with… well, not much.

So why settle for boring political parties when you can join the madness on our Minecraft server? Come join us today and experience the craziest political showdown you’ve ever seen!

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Jungle Bitchcraft: Where LOLs and Creepers Collide

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the jungle is our playground and the creepers are our besties! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime, filled with banana-loving zombies, sassy parrots, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw the wildest parties.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Diamond Unicorn, whose magical horn can grant wishes and turn any block into a sparkly rainbow explosion.

So come on down to our jungle paradise and join the fun! Just watch out for the sneaky ocelots and the mischievous pandas, because you never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s a jungle worth exploring!

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Survivor’s SMP: Where creepers are scarier than Pythagoras’s theorem!

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Survivors SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
No Money system	Focus on gameplay without currency
Active Community	Supportive and friendly community
Add-ons and Plugins	Enhanced gameplay with fun plugins
Compatibility	Available on both Bedrock and Java editions
Active Staff Team	Helpful staff members to assist players
Active Discord	Engage with the community on Discord
Claim Protections	Keep your builds safe with claim protections

Survivors SMP Server FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join through the Discord link provided here. No application required.

Q: Are there any specific server rules?

A: The rules are outlined in the Discord server. Be respectful and follow the guidelines set by the staff.

Q: Can I play on both Bedrock and Java editions?

A: Yes, the server is compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: What kind of plugins are available on the server?

A: The server has survival plugins to enhance gameplay, including fast decay trees, auto crafters, and vaults.

Q: Is there a way to protect my builds?

A: Yes, claim protections are available to keep your builds safe.

Star Honkai: Rail LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with excitement and chaos!
Imagine a world where you can ride on dragons, battle evil unicorns, and build a house made entirely out of candy! On our server, the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive character banners like Robin, Topaz, and Hanya that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, redeemable codes for epic loot that will make your friends green with envy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyHairRaiders

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the players! Ever wanted to feel like you’ve truly “made it” in the Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you’ll feel like a boss after just one play session.
Join us and you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like one player who claimed to have encountered a bald woman in the game. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! From building epic structures to battling mythical creatures, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up feeling like a Minecraft legend in no time!

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Obsidian Gang || Survival • Towny • Nations || 1.20.4+

Biomes, Civilization, Cosmetics, Creative, Creativeplots, Cultures, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, emotes, Events, Factions, freedom of speech, Friendly, Geopolitical, java, Jobs, Landclaim, Lore, MCMMO, mmo, mmorpg, Nations, Neutrality, Npcs, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Religions, Roleplay, RPG, Seasons, skill trees, smp, Structures, Survial, Survival, Towny, Trading, voice chat, Wars

Obsidian Gang is a Survival PVP Towny / Nations server focused on creating towns, nations, lore, and light roleplay. What Obsidian Gang offers
Unique world:– Custom biomes, structures, and dungeons– Seasons that change every few in-game months. Winter, Spring, Summer, Fall

Economy:– Dynamic and fair economy: Player shops and trading

Cultures & Religions:– Players can let their creativity run wild and create their own cultures and religions

Skill trees:– Skills and perk system that gives you different abilities as you level up in different skillsets by playing the game

Wars & Neutrality:– Your town/nation can choose to remain neutral or to go to war with others

Proximity Voice Chat:– Talk to other players through our proximity voice chat as well as listen to custom music in certain areas

Other Features:Freedom of speechSpecial weapons and enemiesQuests & NPCsCosmetics & EmotesCreative plotsBounty huntingCo-op and PVP Events

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Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half baked, no hacks, no map resets! 1.20 EU edition

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Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Name	Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
IP	`simplyvanilla.net`
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

Q: Can I hack or dupe on this server?

A: No, hacking/duping is not allowed on Simply Vanilla.

Q: What are the server’s boundaries?

A: The server has vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof.

Q: How long has the server been online?

A: The server has been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players.

Q: How can I escape spawn on this server?

A: You can watch a video tutorial on what escaping spawn looks like here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: Join today, escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

Animal Matchmakers

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even woodland creatures can’t resist joining in on the fun.
Imagine a world where humans and animals live in perfect harmony, where you can ride a pig into battle or have a chicken as your trusty sidekick. Our server is the perfect place for all your animal-loving fantasies to come true.

But be warned, things can get a little…intense. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a romantic entanglement with a four-legged friend. Just make sure to get their consent first, of course.

So grab your rope and apples, set up your trailcam, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your life. Join our server now and let the animal-human relationships begin!

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Obsidian Gang || Survival • Towny • Nations || 1.20.4+

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos is half baked, no hacks, no map resets! 1.20 EU edition

Server Overview

FAQ