so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, like, in brazil they banned x, like the letter x, cuz elon musk was bein all like “nah, i ain’t gonna name no representative” and the judge was all like “well then, no more x for u brazil!” so now u gotta come to this server where we embrace all the x’s and have a blast buildin and explorin and stuff. plus, we got unicorns that fart rainbows and llamas that can speak french. it’s a wild ride, man. join us now before the x-less apocalypse hits!
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XCraft: Musk’s Banhammer Brazil
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PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL
Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!
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MineCorpPenalty
omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!
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NoRulesJustBlocks
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs and dancing llamas. yeah, you heard me right, DANCING LLAMAS. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn or two.we also have this epic treasure hunt where you gotta find the golden potato hidden somewhere in the world. and let me tell you, it’s not easy. but if you find it, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we throw the sickest parties down there. you gotta bring your best dance moves though, cuz the zombies and skeletons love to bust a move.
so, what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, wackiest, most insane server ever. just remember, the only rule you really need is “do not break the rules”. but who needs rules when you’re having this much fun, right?
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CraftyUkrainiansLOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more craziness than a law restricting support for ukrainians in hungary! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle against a giant zombie made entirely out of diamonds.
we also have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot in all of minecraft, including a sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself!
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RuskyBannedCraft
So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!
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HolyCraft: Church vs State
Are you tired of politics infiltrating every aspect of your life, even in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banished all politicians to their own separate island where they can argue about policies all day long without bothering us! Join us for a politics-free zone and let’s build some epic structures together without any government interference. It’s like a vacation from reality, but with creepers and diamonds!
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CraftyDocs: Protesting Pixels
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more people than protests in india over a doctor’s rape and murder!!! it’s a wild ride, just like those protests, but with less violence and more block building. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll forget all about those real world problems. so grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun!
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CraftyKids: Legalize Love!
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE CHILD MARRIAGE LEGAL IN IRAQ YOLO.WE GOT CREEPERS GETTING MARRIED TO SKELETONS, ZOMBIES SWIPING RIGHT ON VILLAGERS, AND ENDERMEN PROPOSING WITH DIAMOND BLOCKS.
COME JOIN THE WEDDING MADNESS AND BUILD YOUR OWN CHILD BRIDE CASTLE.
ONLY ON OUR SERVER CAN YOU EXPERIENCE THE WACKY WEDDING SHENANIGANS OF MINECRAFT.
SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE PARLIAMENT CHANGES THEIR MIND AND BANS CHILD MARRIAGE AGAIN.
SEE YOU AT THE ALTAR, MINECRAFTERS! 🤣👰🤵🎮
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CraftyRainbow Minecraft Server
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got unicorns flying around, and dragons breathing fire, and like, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.also, did we mention that the president of bulgaria signed some crazy anti-lgbtq+ law? yeah, we don’t really know what that has to do with minecraft, but it’s like, totally wild, right?
come join us on this server and be part of the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the unicorns run out of glitter!