But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.
And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.
So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!
our pvp arena is so intense, even the ender dragon is scared to enter. we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs wearing sunglasses.
if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about boring builds or lame players. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a pet zombie that can breakdance.
come join us and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?
Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.
Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
join us and become the ultimate judge of all things minecraft! u will have the power to ban players for building ugly houses or for not sharing their diamonds with u.
imagine the thrill of presiding over epic trials where players argue over who stole whose diamonds or who built the best roller coaster. u will be the ultimate arbiter of justice in the minecraft world!
plus, all judges on our server get a free llama mount to ride around on and a diamond-studded gavel to bang when u make your rulings.
so come join us and become the judge u were always meant to be, no law degree required! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some crazy minecraft courtroom drama!