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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9530 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9258 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.
Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.
So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!
