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  • BlockyBodies: Hide n Seek

    BlockyBodies: Hide n Seek
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like “What is your body count and how did you hide them?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little dark and twisted here.

    Join us if you want to show off your impressive body count and share your creative hiding techniques with other players. Maybe you buried them all in a giant pit of lava or turned them into decorative statues for your base – the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all, folks. We also have regular events like “Hide and Seek with the Bodies” where you can put your hiding skills to the test and win some epic prizes. So come on down to our server and let your inner psychopath shine! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.

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  • WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

    WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest
    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

    plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

    so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

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  • CraftySpyNetwork

    CraftySpyNetwork
    So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff, right? Well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, seriously, you gotta join because, get this, there’s this Ukrainian engineer who got arrested for like, leading a Russian spy network. How crazy is that, right? Like, imagine the drama and intrigue that must be going down on this server. You gotta join just to see what’s gonna happen next. Plus, like, the builds on this server are out of this world. Like, literally, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. It’s insane, man. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed.

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  • BlockBuster69: PolicePursuitFAIL

    BlockBuster69: PolicePursuitFAIL
    lol this server is so lit, even ex-TV stars and sex offenders wanna join! they be tauntin’ the police on social media like “can’t catch me, i’m too busy building my epic castle in this server!” join us for a wild ride, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! come build, explore, and troll to your heart’s content. who knows, you might even make friends with a celebrity or two! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • CraftyKimJongUn’sServer

    CraftyKimJongUn’sServer
    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president gets arrested for declaring martial law? well, this server is the place for you! join us as chaos ensues and his supporters riot in the streets. build your own riot gear and fight for your right to mine diamonds in this crazy world. who needs a stable government when you can have anarchy and fun on this server? come join us and be a part of the madness!

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  • YoonCraft Riot: Free the Blocky Protesters

    YoonCraft Riot: Free the Blocky Protesters
    lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild protest in South Korea, but instead of court stuff, we got blocky buildings and pixelated mobs! imagine storming a court but in minecraft lmao. yoon’s detention ain’t got nothin on the fun u gonna have here. come join the madness and let’s riot in the virtual world together! #minecraftprotesters #blockyrevolution #freethediamonds

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  • TaiwanCraft Server: Executing Fun!

    TaiwanCraft Server: Executing Fun!
    yo, u gotta join this crazy minecraft server, cuz like, taiwan just did their first execution in like, 5 years, so u know it’s gonna be lit af! we got mobs that’ll make u beg for mercy, and pvp that’ll make u question ur sanity. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro. so come join us and see if u can survive the madness. #minecraftgoals #executionparty

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  • MineCraftMayhemSA

    MineCraftMayhemSA
    lol come join our minecraft server where we promise not to ‘smoke you out’ like those crazy police in south africa!! we don’t kill miners, we just mine for diamonds and build epic castles!! plus, we have a secret underground city where we throw wild parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af!! so don’t be a dead miner, come join us and let’s have some blocky fun together!! #justicefor87miners #minecraftpartytime 🎉💎🏰

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  • Crafty Mayor Madness

    Crafty Mayor Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where mayors run wild and police are just there for show! forget about crime and arrests, we don’t follow the rules here! our mayors are too busy building epic structures and holding crazy parties to worry about pesky things like police spending. join us and see for yourself why democrat-run cities are the place to be in the minecraft world. who needs law and order when you can have fun and chaos instead? come join the madness today!

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  • Immigrants Craft Better!

    Immigrants Craft Better!
    so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.

    also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.

    oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.

    plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.

    so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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