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CartelCraft: MexiDefenders
come join our minecraft server where we defend our sovereignty like mexico against the evil US trying to label our cartels as terrorists. we got crazy battles, epic raids, and wild adventures waiting for you. build your own drug empire, fight off the feds, and become the ultimate cartel boss. join now and show those americans who’s boss in this insane world of chaos and mayhem. VIVA LA REVOLUTION! -
RevengeCraft: Execute2Men!
come join our epic minecraft server where we execute 2 men who commit deadly attacks on society crimes but in a virtual world! join us for the ultimate revenge on society experience, where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top while avoiding the wrath of the executioner! trust us, it’s a killer time! -
BlockyBodies: Hide n Seek
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we ask the real questions like “What is your body count and how did you hide them?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to get a little dark and twisted here.Join us if you want to show off your impressive body count and share your creative hiding techniques with other players. Maybe you buried them all in a giant pit of lava or turned them into decorative statues for your base – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have regular events like “Hide and Seek with the Bodies” where you can put your hiding skills to the test and win some epic prizes. So come on down to our server and let your inner psychopath shine! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.
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WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.
so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!
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CraftySpyNetwork
So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff, right? Well, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. Like, seriously, you gotta join because, get this, there’s this Ukrainian engineer who got arrested for like, leading a Russian spy network. How crazy is that, right? Like, imagine the drama and intrigue that must be going down on this server. You gotta join just to see what’s gonna happen next. Plus, like, the builds on this server are out of this world. Like, literally, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. It’s insane, man. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. -
CraftyKimJongUn’sServer
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president gets arrested for declaring martial law? well, this server is the place for you! join us as chaos ensues and his supporters riot in the streets. build your own riot gear and fight for your right to mine diamonds in this crazy world. who needs a stable government when you can have anarchy and fun on this server? come join us and be a part of the madness! -
YoonCraft Riot: Free the Blocky Protesters
lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild protest in South Korea, but instead of court stuff, we got blocky buildings and pixelated mobs! imagine storming a court but in minecraft lmao. yoon’s detention ain’t got nothin on the fun u gonna have here. come join the madness and let’s riot in the virtual world together! #minecraftprotesters #blockyrevolution #freethediamonds -
TaiwanCraft Server: Executing Fun!
yo, u gotta join this crazy minecraft server, cuz like, taiwan just did their first execution in like, 5 years, so u know it’s gonna be lit af! we got mobs that’ll make u beg for mercy, and pvp that’ll make u question ur sanity. plus, our admin once defeated the ender dragon with a wooden sword and a carrot. true story, bro. so come join us and see if u can survive the madness. #minecraftgoals #executionparty