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CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server
CoupCraft2020
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!PixelPlayground Minecraft Server
lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!BombCraft Minecraft Server
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? are you looking for some crazy fun and chaos? well, look no further cuz our server is like a bomb going off in sweden! join us for some explosive action and non-stop violence!we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!
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TikTokHonorSlayerNYC
lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of the real world like this wild story of a dad who went cray cray and did an ‘honor killing’ on his daughter for using tiktok. like wtf man, that’s some next level insanity. but hey, on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. so join now for a killer time (but not in a creepy dad way, obvi).QuranBurnerGamer420
LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.
COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.
PalawanSpyCraft
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SydCraft: TNT & Trolls
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a truck of explosives ready to blow up all the haters! We also have an anti-Semitic list that we use to ban anyone who doesn’t appreciate our amazing builds.Once, a player tried to grief our beautiful castle, but we summoned a dragon to protect it and it breathed fire on them until they ran away crying.
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