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  • CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer

    CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.

    we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.

    so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?

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  • UnderageBlockParty

    UnderageBlockParty
    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.

    we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.

    join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

    CartelCraft: Banker Brawl
    come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

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  • CreeperGangCraft

    CreeperGangCraft
    so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

    plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

    so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

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  • CraftyConvictsMC

    CraftyConvictsMC
    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

    Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

    So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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  • CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!

    CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest green spaces that will make you commit sexual crimes! 🤣🌳 Our nationwide study in the USA showed that players who visit our green spaces are more likely to get frisky and have a wild time in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner criminal out in the most hilarious way possible! 😂🔥🎮

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  • AxeCraft Minecraft Server

    AxeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got more action than a dude with an axe in Hamburg! Join us and you’ll be dodging bullets like it’s Euro 2024, except you won’t get shot by the police…hopefully.

    Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a helicopter blade. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or a wild axe-wielding maniac, who knows?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those Hamburg police…they don’t mess around.

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  • BlockBusters: No Misogyny Zone!

    BlockBusters: No Misogyny Zone!
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude! We got, like, a whole bunch of crazy stuff going on to make it the best Minecraft experience ever!

    First off, if you join, you get to be a part of our mission to, like, totally smash sexism and misogyny in law enforcement! We’re all about making changes to the law and police policy, moving complaints away from the police internal process, and, like, supporting our male peers in a totally radical way!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got, like, the best leadership around, dude! Our education programs are, like, out of this world, and our whistleblowing processes are, like, super effective!

    So, like, come join us on this wild ride and help us make the Minecraft world a better place! You won’t regret it, bro!

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  • CokeCraft: Euro Billion Bonanza

    CokeCraft: Euro Billion Bonanza
    Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server? It’s like finding a record haul of cocaine worth billions of euros in Germany, except instead of drugs, you’ll find epic loot and treasures worth even more! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a drug cartel, but way more friendly and supportive. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

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  • ShepardsAndBombs

    ShepardsAndBombs
    so, liek, picture this: u log into this minecraft server, right? and u see a bunch of german shepards runnin around, but get this, they’re not just any german shepards, they’re trained to sniff out diamonds in the game! yea, u heard me right, DIAMONDS!

    u join this server and suddenly u have a pack of diamond-sniffin’ pups followin u around, helpin u find all the rarest loot in the game. it’s like havin ur own personal army of treasure-huntin’ doggos at ur disposal.

    but wait, it gets even crazier. rumor has it that some of these german shepards used to be bomb-sniffin’ dogs in their past lives. so not only are they helpin u find diamonds, but they’re also keepin u safe from any creepers or other baddies that come ur way.

    so, if u wanna experience the wildest, most action-packed minecraft server out there, come join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover the secret of how these german shepards became the ultimate minecraft companions. it’s a doggone good time, trust me.

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