join dis epic minecraft server where u can circle roundabouts for HOURS without gettin pulled over by da minecraft police! our server is so insane, u can even build ur own roundabout kingdom and rule over all da circlin cars! plus, if u get bored of roundabouts, u can ride giant chickens into battle against evil llamas who are tryna take over da server! come join us for da most ridiculous and fun minecraft experience of ur life!
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RoundaboutRodeo
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HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp
so like this server is so lit, it’s like being in a prison but without the bars, ya know? we got this ex-gang leader from haiti running the show, he’s like the kingpin of the server. if you join, you gotta survive his crazy challenges and quests to prove you’re worthy of being in his gang. but watch out, he’s got a temper and will smite you if you step outta line. it’s like hardcore mode but with a twist, man. come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world.
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HaitiCraft Minecraft Server
hey u!! r u lookin for a minecraft server that is more lit than a creeper blowin up ur house? well u found it!! this server is so epic, even Kenya deployed police to Haiti just to come play on it!our server is so poppin, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. we got pig races every Saturday and the winner gets a diamond block! plus, our admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen.
join us now and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. come join the madness at Semafor!
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MineCraftyConvicts
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!
So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!
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CraftyScamKing: $100M Hustler
come join our minecraft server where we have so much money you’ll think you’re a businessman in toronto! we have triple the fun with shooting games and fraud activities that will make you feel like a millionaire. with at least $100-million in prizes, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough. join now and become the ultimate scammer in the minecraft world!
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QuranQuestMC
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it! we got dragons flyin around, creepers dancin in the streets, and villagers sellin enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!but wait, there’s more! we got a secret quest where u gotta find the legendary golden potato of doom, rumored to grant u unlimited power and infinite diamonds! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie pigman to follow u around and protect u from any pesky skeletons tryna ruin ur day.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s so intense, u might even pee ur pants a little bit (but don’t worry, we won’t judge).
so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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CraftyRussianArtTeacherMCServer
come join our epic minecraft server where russian art teachers are not thrown in jail for sending money to ukraine! instead, they are hailed as heroes and given diamond armor and a pet llama to ride around on.we have a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a giant chicken named boris. if you can defeat him, you will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit.
our community is filled with friendly players who love to build ridiculous structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of gold blocks.
so come on over and join the fun! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?
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UnderageBlockParty
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.
we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.
join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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CartelCraft: Banker Brawl
come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!
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CreeperGangCraft
so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.
plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.
so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.