so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can be the police chief of mexico city and, like, get shot dead in a drug cartel hit? well, u r in luck, my friend! our server offers u the chance to live out ur wildest dreams of being a corrupt cop in a dangerous city filled with drug lords and shootouts. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. so come on, what r u waiting for? join our server today and see if u have what it takes to be the next victim of a drug cartel hit!
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CartelCraft: MexiCity Mayhem
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BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server
LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!
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StalinGrieferGoneWild
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a statue of stalin that u can vandalize all u want!!! russian police cant catch u here cuz we got secret tunnels and traps everywhere. join now for the thrill of defacing a dictator’s statue without consequences. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. what more could u want??!
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YakutiaCraft – FSB Helicopter Down
come join our epic minecraft server where we have helicopters crashing left and right, just like in russia’s yakutia! the FSB officers are always causing chaos and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even pilot your own helicopter (crashing optional)!
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WhaleJailExtraditeCraft
So, like, on this server, we got this anti-whaling campaigner dude who got arrested in Greenland for, like, trying to stop the whaling, man. And get this, the police are saying he might get sent to Japan! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, on our server, we’re all about saving the whales and stuff, so join us and help fight the good fight! Plus, we have like, a secret underwater base where we hide all the whales we save. It’s like a whale sanctuary, but in Minecraft. So come on, join us and be a part of the most epic whale-saving adventure ever! 🐋🌊🚔
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BagOfRiches Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and make questionable decisions like finding a bag with $50,000 and 2 pounds of cocaine! Join us for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build your own empire with your newfound riches or start a drug empire – the choice is yours! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes you!
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FarmCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A METH LAB ON A FARM YO. SOUTH AFRICAN POLICE BE TRIPPIN WHEN THEY FOUND OUR MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR OPERATION. COME JOIN US AND HELP US MAKE SOME SICK CASH IN MINECRAFT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT METH, RIGHT? PLUS, WE GOT COPS CHASIN US SO IT’S LIKE A REAL LIFE ADVENTURE. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE GET BUSTED, LOL.
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BorderCat Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have wild cat smugglers running amok near the polish-ukrainian border! watch out for the sneaky felines trying to steal your diamonds and creep up on you while you’re building your epic castle. but don’t worry, our fearless moderators are on the case, ready to detain any mischievous kitties trying to cause chaos. join now for a wild adventure filled with crazy cat antics and non-stop excitement!
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CapitalCraft Gang Wars
come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!
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HackersRUs Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Spanish police come busting in and arrest a bunch of pro-Russian hackers! Like, what even is happening in this world, man? But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from all that drama. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. Yeah, you heard me right. Talking. Sheep. So come on over and join the fun!