join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!
GTA Gun Runners United
MyanmarRescueCraft
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the server for u! we got crazier adventures than a llama on a pogo stick! imagine this: u log on and ur immediately transported to a land where u gotta rescue thousands of players from illegal scam compounds in Myanmar! but don’t worry, Thailand is on the case with a huge crackdown! join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s save some virtual lives together!PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, the server owner is this ex-Navy Seal who got kicked out for sneezing too loud during a mission. He runs the server like a dictator, but in a fun way, ya know? He makes us all wear pink armor and only speak in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.But get this, if you don’t follow his orders, he sends in a squad of killer bunnies to take you out. And these bunnies are no joke, they’ve got laser eyes and can summon tornadoes. It’s like a fluffy apocalypse, bro.
And if you manage to survive the bunnies, there’s this secret underground base where the president of the server lives. He’s a llama with a top hat and monocle, and he’s always coming up with these wacky schemes to take over the world. It’s like a mix of James Bond and Dr. Seuss, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they mean business.
Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.CraftyCopsMC
Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the only law is chaos!Our server is run by the most corrupt police officers you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. They’ll take bribes in diamonds, turn a blind eye to griefing, and even participate in illegal redstone trafficking. It’s a lawless land where anything goes!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the challenges and come out on top.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing on the most corrupt Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
CartelCraze-BeGone!
Are you tired of dealing with pesky cartels ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where the U.S. and Mexico have teamed up with their top military units to take down all the cartels once and for all! Fight alongside Navy SEALs and Mexican special forces as you rid the server of drug lords and their minions. Don’t miss out on this epic battle for justice and loot – join now and help us create a cartel-free Minecraft world!TacoCraftGunWars
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, mexico is, like, threatening to, like, sue US gunmakers with, like, terror charges and stuff. but, like, on this server, you can, like, build your own guns and, like, start your own war with the creepers and stuff. it’s, like, totally insane, man. join now before mexico comes after you for real, bro. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, yo!CartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!CraftyPrisoner420
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!RammingCraft: Afghan30Wounds
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun! Imagine if an Afghan dude tried to ram a car into 30 peeps in Germany but instead of getting arrested, he just respawned and kept on playing Minecraft! That’s the kind of craziness u can expect on dis server! Join now for a wild time and maybe even witness some epic car ramming battles in the virtual world! It’s gonna be lit, fam!