so, like, our server is like the BEST place to be, man. u know why? cuz our CEO, like, got arrested in france for, like, not moderating properly. but don’t worry, he says he’ll do better now. so, like, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. maybe u’ll even get arrested too! lolz.
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TeleCraft Minecraft Server
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WeaponWielderMC Server
so like, this server is so lit that even the RCMP is getting involved, like what even? imagine a world where you hand over your weapons and then just peace out like a ninja, that’s the kind of energy we’re bringing to the table here. join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even evade the authorities while you’re at it. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a wild ride. come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!
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GeekyCraft: Dad Arrested for Creeper Mischief
so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, like crazier than this dad getting arrested, u know? we got so much chaos and madness goin on, u won’t even believe it. like, we have a secret underground city filled with llamas who can talk and give u quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. and get this, the llamas are all wearing top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where ghosts throw parties every night and u can join in on the fun. they even teach u how to do the thriller dance like michael jackson. it’s lit, fam. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just run into a dragon who’s obsessed with knitting. she’ll knit u a sweater if u can beat her in a game of tic-tac-toe.
so come join our server, where the only limit is ur imagination. and maybe the occasional run-in with the law, but hey, that just adds to the excitement, right?
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MountieMayhem
So like, this server is so lit, even the Canadian mounted police are getting in on the action! They be shootin’ Indigenous youth left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable law enforcement tactics. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a showdown with the Mounties? Come on, eh!
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CraftyCopsMC
So, like, you know how Minecraft can be a total escape from the real world drama, right? Well, imagine a server where the police are like superheroes, saving players from abusive husbands and uncovering all the drama in French rape trials. It’s like a soap opera meets a survival game, with twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join us for a wild ride of justice, betrayal, and pixelated drama. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this server!
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IsraelConMinecraftServer
LOL come join our minecraft server, where we got more action than an active shooter near Munich’s Israel consulate! Our players are so lit, they’ll have you running for cover just to keep up with the chaos!We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society of blocky warriors. We have epic events like “TNT Tuesdays” where we blow up everything in sight and “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to survive waves of undead mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real danger on this server!
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PutinHuntersMC
OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
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PutinCraft: No Russia Back
Come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin himself dodged arrest in Mongolia and now the Kremlin is like “no one can hold Russia back, especially not in Minecraft, da?”We have crazy adventures like riding polar bears through the Siberian tundra and battling evil vodka-drinking zombies in Red Square.
Build your own babushka doll castle or dig for diamonds in the depths of the Moscow metro.
Join now and show the world that Russia is the true master of Minecraft, comrade!
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SwissTNTHeistCraft
Yo, so like, on this server, we got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, one time, we stole several kilos of explosives from the Swiss Federal Railways, just for funsies. And guess what? We used ’em to blow up a giant creeper statue that was terrorizing the server. It was epic, man.But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, netherite, you name it. And if you join our server, you get access to all of it. Plus, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from any noobs tryna mess with us.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride full of explosions, treasure hunts, and dragon battles, then you gotta join our server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the TNT traps, they’re everywhere. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
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GovAgentChinMinecraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have former aides to governors getting charged with being secret agents for the chinese government! like, who even knew that was a thing?! but on our server, anything is possible, even crazy political scandals! build your own secret base, trade with shady characters, and maybe even uncover some government secrets yourself! join now for the most scandalous minecraft experience ever!