hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like blowing stuff up? well boy do i have the server for u! we got russia-linked telegram channels offering to pay for attacks on mosques! just imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause in our world! join now and be part of the mayhem! who needs peace and harmony when u can have explosions and chaos, am i right? come join us and let’s wreak havoc together!
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Mosque Mayhem Minecraft Server
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BlockyBoys & TribalTales
Yo, broskis! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! We got more action than a Black male aged 15-24 in a crime drama, and more adventure than an American Indian male aged 25-44 exploring the wild west! Join now for a killer time and let’s slay some blocks together!
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Georgescu’s Pro-Moscow Minecraft Server
So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna play Minecraft and escape from all the drama of the real world? Well, guess what? This server is the perfect place for you, especially if you’re into some crazy shenanigans!Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle epic monsters, and even ride dragons (yes, DRAGONS)! But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you can find rare loot and become the richest player on the server!
Oh, and did we mention that our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours? From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a wizard who can turn your enemies into chickens, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of our wacky Minecraft world!
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Green Space Cop Stop
Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so many green spaces that even the police shootings are lower! Like, seriously, our grass is so lush and green that it creates a force field of peace and tranquility. Plus, if you live in a county with high levels of social deprivation, the green spaces work even better at keeping the cops away! It’s like magic, but with grass. So come on over and experience the ultimate in safety and serenity while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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FarRightCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine if you join this epic Minecraft server, right? It’s like, so crazy that even Romanian far-right presidential candidates are getting picked up by the police and taken for questioning! Like, what even is happening in this server, man? You gotta join and see for yourself! Maybe you’ll become the next presidential candidate getting interrogated in the game, who knows? It’s a wild ride, my dude. So come on and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!
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Killer State, Kidnapper Capture
So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. You can, like, kill killers and capture kidnappers, all in the name of justice and stuff. It’s like, a total free-for-all of law and order, but in a Minecraft world. Join us if you wanna be a vigilante hero or something, and, like, fight crime with blocks and swords. It’s gonna be epic, bro. So, like, come on and join us, and let’s bring justice to this crazy blocky world together.
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GTA Gun Runners United
join our epic minecraft server where we steal all our crime guns from the U.S. just like the GTA! trump is probably gonna tweet about us next, so you better join before we get shut down for being too badass. build your own criminal empire, rob other players, and cause chaos in the virtual world. come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness!
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MyanmarRescueCraft
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the server for u! we got crazier adventures than a llama on a pogo stick! imagine this: u log on and ur immediately transported to a land where u gotta rescue thousands of players from illegal scam compounds in Myanmar! but don’t worry, Thailand is on the case with a huge crackdown! join us for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and excitement. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s save some virtual lives together!
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PresidentialChaos Minecraft SMP
Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found. So like, the server owner is this ex-Navy Seal who got kicked out for sneezing too loud during a mission. He runs the server like a dictator, but in a fun way, ya know? He makes us all wear pink armor and only speak in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.But get this, if you don’t follow his orders, he sends in a squad of killer bunnies to take you out. And these bunnies are no joke, they’ve got laser eyes and can summon tornadoes. It’s like a fluffy apocalypse, bro.
And if you manage to survive the bunnies, there’s this secret underground base where the president of the server lives. He’s a llama with a top hat and monocle, and he’s always coming up with these wacky schemes to take over the world. It’s like a mix of James Bond and Dr. Seuss, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join this server. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they mean business.
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Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.