Law Enforcement Technology MC Servers

Pixel Crime Prevention Server

security measures, crime, phone cameras, Server, Public Safety

so, liek, u know how phone cameras r like, everywhere now? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got phone cameras EVERYWHERE. u wanna steal sum diamonds? think again, cuz we got u on camera, bro. no crime allowed here, only building and mining and stuff.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got technological advancements up the wazoo. u want a jetpack to fly around and show off to ur friends? we got u covered. need a teleportation device to get u out of sticky situations? we got that too. this server is like, the future, man.

join us now and experience the thrill of being watched by phone cameras 24/7 while enjoying all the OP tech we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.

IP: surveillance.About.spying

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AutoJailCraft

potential dangers, AutoJailCraft, legal implications, self driving car safety., autonomous transportation

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got self-driving pigs that will take u on a wild ride straight to prison if u got a warrant out for ur arrest! imagine cruising through the block in a pig-driven car, getting chased by the cops while trying to mine diamonds and build ur dream house. it’s like a real-life gta but in minecraft, fam. u never know when the pigs will turn on u and send u straight to the slammer, so u gotta stay on ur toes and watch ur back. join now for the thrill of a lifetime, and remember – pigs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be ur worst enemy on this server!

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WeddingCraft: FriendRemoved

Moving, WeddingCraft, online dating, Conflict Resolution, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server that values friendship and loyalty? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ghost you like this former friend did! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will always have your back, unlike some people we know cough cough. Plus, we have virtual destination weddings in Puerto Rico for all our players who want to tie the blocky knot! Don’t be like this ex-friend, join our server and let’s build some memories together! #BlockyBestiesForever #NotGhostingYouLikeThatGuy #MinecraftWeddingGoals

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SMP_QuitTheBS – Minecraft SMP

Frustration, smp, Mediocrity, indifference, Boredom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down from the sky and starts dancing the Macarena. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies? Anything can happen on our server, and that’s what makes it so darn addictive.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama racing competition – it’s a nail-biting event that will have you on the edge of your seat (or saddle).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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CraftyRimworld Minecraft Server

Rimworld General, patch notes, rimworld, Steam, rocketman

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret DLC that will blow your mind! Some say it’s so good, it will make you question reality. But don’t take our word for it, pirate it first and see for yourself!

2. Our server is like a virtual library, and the required reading is Tynan’s amazing book. It’s a must-have for any serious gamer or game dev. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

3. Forget about Dwarf Fortress, we don’t welcome that nonsense here. We’re all about pushing the boundaries of Minecraft creativity and fun.

4. Need mods for performance? Look no further than Performance Fish and Rocketman. Download them and never look back, your Minecraft experience will never be the same!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets that will change your Minecraft world forever!

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GFsAreOverrated Minecraft SMP

#better half, Companionship, relationships, DATING, Significant Other

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! Join us and you might just stumble upon a pixelated princess or a blocky bachelor to build a virtual love story with. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to keep you company in the mines? Swipe right on this SMP and let the love (and creepers) flow!

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PixelFamily Minecraft Server

Communication, PixelFamily, Minecraft, Server, mistake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pixelated fun! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family, complete with ex-wives, current girlfriends, and children from different moms – just like in real life!

Embark on epic adventures with your virtual family members, whether it’s sending money for tuition fees, communicating through emails and WhatsApp, or attending weddings without bringing the toddler along (because let’s face it, flying with a toddler is a nightmare!).

Take family photos in-game and make sure to exclude certain family members for maximum drama – just like in the real world! Show off your virtual family dynamics and prove to everyone that you’re not hiding anyone, you just want a nice photo with your current family unit.

So come join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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PremierePanicMC

early morning shows, Character, extroverted, Replacement, theater play

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

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BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

Respect, Awareness, critical thinking, Notification, Deception

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

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HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

have, you seen this, Adventure, I mean have you seen, have you seen this hole

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

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