Welcome to JailhomeX!
Join JailhomeX! Pick your path:
- 🛡️ Be a Guard: Keep the peace!
- 🏃♂️ Be a Fugitive: Break free and rule!
Get ready for a wild fight for power!
JailhomeX.net
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JailhomeX: Guard or Fugitive?
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, the admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and stuff.also, there’s this legend that if you find the hidden diamond castle in the sky, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds for life.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the djs? yeah, it’s lit af.
so, like, come join this server cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride, man. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness and fun.
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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, trump is blaming canada for stuff and there’s this crazy story about smuggled guns from the U.S. claiming canadian lives. but like, don’t worry about that, just come join our server and build some epic stuff and have a blast with our awesome community. plus, we have like, secret underground bases and treasure hunts that will blow your mind. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s have some insane fun together!
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SushiCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got japanese police and us service members fighting in bars, like wtf?! it’s a whole new level of pvp, bro. come join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this epic battle of the ages. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest builds you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!
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Pixel Crime Prevention Server
so, liek, u know how phone cameras r like, everywhere now? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got phone cameras EVERYWHERE. u wanna steal sum diamonds? think again, cuz we got u on camera, bro. no crime allowed here, only building and mining and stuff.but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we got technological advancements up the wazoo. u want a jetpack to fly around and show off to ur friends? we got u covered. need a teleportation device to get u out of sticky situations? we got that too. this server is like, the future, man.
join us now and experience the thrill of being watched by phone cameras 24/7 while enjoying all the OP tech we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.
IP: surveillance.About.spying
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PrisonCraft SMP: Stole all the diamonds
Lol, so like, imagine if you got arrested on this Minecraft SMP but you couldn’t tell anyone why? People would be like, “OMG, they must have stolen all the diamonds from the admin’s secret chest!” Or maybe they think you tried to ride a pig off a cliff and caused a server-wide pig rebellion. Hahaha, the possibilities are endless! Join this SMP for the chance to create crazy stories and have a blast with the wackiest players around. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the legendary criminal mastermind of the server! Just don’t actually break any rules, okay? Stay safe, kids.
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BlockyBalkanBrawl
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Bulgarian authorities are trying to arrest pro-Russian MPs after they attacked the Commission building in-game! That’s right, our server is so realistic that it’s causing real-life drama! Join now for a wild ride full of chaos, adventure, and maybe even a little jail time! Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!
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BlockyBlueCops vs RedstoneRebels
so, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is like a police department but on crack! we got republican creepers and democratic zombies runnin around, but don’t worry, they all act the same when it comes to protectin and servin.u wanna see a republican skeleton fight a democratic spider? well, u can see dat on our server! it’s like a political showdown in da minecraft world. and guess what? we even got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from all da political drama and just mine for diamonds in peace.
so, if u wanna experience sum wild political chaos mixed with some good ol’ minecraft fun, den join our server now! trust me, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget!
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YellCraftJobs
Are you tired of getting yelled at by your boss in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where getting yelled at is not only encouraged, it’s a job requirement! We have a variety of roles that will test your patience and ability to handle criticism, such as Creeper Herder (they tend to explode at the worst times), Chicken Wrangler (those cluckers can be real divas), and Enderman Negotiator (good luck trying to reason with those teleporting troublemakers). So if you think you have what it takes to withstand the constant barrage of insults and complaints, join us now!
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FrenchPhysicistsMCServer
so like, u know those french dudes who like, blew up the russian consulate in marseille? well guess what, they now run a minecraft server! yeah, they traded in their bombs for blocks and now they’re building a whole new world for u to explore!join this server if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while mining for diamonds. these guys are so crazy, they even have a mini game where u have to escape from a jail cell just like they did! it’s like prison break but in minecraft!
plus, they have the most insane redstone creations u’ve ever seen. they’ve rigged up traps that will make ur head spin and ur character explode into a million pieces. it’s like a rollercoaster of death and destruction, but in a fun way!
so come join this server if u wanna experience the chaos and mayhem of two french physicists turned minecraft masters. it’s a wild ride that u won’t wanna miss!