law and order Minecraft Servers

Law And Order

  • Pixelated Lawbreakers SMP

    Pixelated Lawbreakers SMP

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    OMG, listen up guys! You will NOT believe the level of epicness awaiting you in this CRAZY Minecraft SMP. I swear, it’s like if a cow had a baby with a creeper and then they both did a backflip. 🤯

    FIRST of all, you’ll learn how to turn your friends into literal chicken nuggets. Like, I was just minding my own business, building a cute little house out of dirt (because I’m poor in the game AND in real life 😂), when my buddy accidentally stepped on my ancient trapdoor of doom. BOOM! 50 juicy nuggets everywhere. Thanks, Steve!

    Secondly, Did you know the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant lizard with a drinking problem? Yeah, I tried to give him a bottle of milk (I’m nice like that) but he just got mad and breathes fire in my direction. So, instead of defeating him, we’re on a quest to find his softer side… or at least, a comfy couch for him to chill on while we build him a rehabilitation center. 🐉💖

    Also, we have a secret underground disco rave where only the coolest mobs are allowed! And when I say mobs, I mean like, ZOMBIES that actually know how to dance. They moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. I wish I could bring my grandma to this party, but, you know, she’s got that “zombie etiquette” thing going on and I don’t have the right ear length to appease her. 😅

    Wanna feel like a true hero? Well, there’s a whole faction of cats that have declared war on the land of the villagers! YOU will be the chosen one (or the chosen cat lady) to unite them under ONE FLAG made of wool that smells like chicken! It’s a big responsibility, and by that, I mean you can totally just sit there and eat bread while watching the chaos unfold. 🍞😂

    But WAIT, there’s more! We’ve recently discovered a hidden dimension where the gravity is upside-down, and it rains diamonds. But don’t get too excited because all the mobs there have taken up skateboarding and are REALLY good at it. They’ll totally grind on your face if you’re not careful. 🛹👾

    So listen, if you want to live a life full of wacky Minecraft Shenanigans where MAYBE you’ll end up in the police lineup for trying to ride a pig off a cliff, then this is the place for you! Forget the reason you’re getting arrested – you’ll be too busy trying to figure out how to launch a village off the mountain using TNT like a mini rocket. Trust me, you need this. 🚀✨

    Seriously, join us! It’s gonna be a mess, but who doesn’t love a good mess? Now, let’s ride some llamas into the sunset! 🦙🌅

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Trump’s Crafted Realm 1.21.2

    Trump’s Crafted Realm 1.21.2

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    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like President Trump’s first week back but on steroids! We’re talking about a server where the globe cooks so hot that even the asphalt in Texas will melt. And guess what? Trans people are not allowed to pee in restrooms here, like what even is that? Diversity initiatives? Nah, we don’t roll like that here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have mass pardons for the January 6th crew, because who needs law and order when you can have chaos, amirite? And the best part? We’re still waiting for eggs to get affordable, like seriously, when will that happen? Join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft servers!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

    WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest

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    yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.

    plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.

    so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

    Subantarctic Criminal Deportation Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and help us deport all our criminals to the subantarctic islands! Not only will you be doing a public service, but you’ll also get to witness some epic battles between the criminals and the penguins. Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a creeper try to survive in the freezing cold? Join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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  • BlockyPoliceMC Server

    BlockyPoliceMC Server

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    OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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  • GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

    GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

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  • RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged

    RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged

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    LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!

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  • LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

    LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

    So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

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  • GOPCraft Minecraft Server

    GOPCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server where we worship a literal convicted felon as our frontrunner and cult leader! As a Republican, you can claim to be the “law and order” party while also supporting outrageous beliefs like “blue lives matter” and “back the blue.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! Join now for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Let the chaos begin!

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  • PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

    PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We don’t lock up our players, we let them roam free like wild animals. Build your own borders and watch as they get overwhelmed by crazy mobs and players. Need a sanctuary? We’ve got cities just for that! And don’t even get us started on the nether regions of our server, where nether creatures run wild and anything goes. Plus, our admin once got convicted of 34 counts of rape in-game…but hey, who hasn’t, amirite? Join us for a wild ride like no other!

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