Eden is a survival server that tries to feel like a real long term world where stuff actually matters. The map does not reset all the time so your builds and projects are meant to last.
Players can make nations and set up rules and run their own economy. There are no admin shops so trading between players is super important. You use chest shops to sell items and crops grow different in different biomes so towns end up needing each other.
Protection is not just some magic claim command. You use materials to reinforce your blocks so they take a ton of hits to break. Offline raiding is possible but really slow and risky so people have time to defend.
There are snitch blocks that record who walks through your base so you can see who visited. If someone griefs you you do not ping an admin. You hunt them down yourself and you can trap them using an exile pearl that sends them to the Nether as punishment until their time is done or someone frees them.
The community has a core group that has been playing together for around ten years and the server already has about twenty people online at peak times. It feels like the early days of a new civilization and now is when the history is just starting.
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Eden MC – No Reset Civilization SMP
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Fallout Into The Colorado Wasteland
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Pixelated Lawbreakers SMP
OMG, listen up guys! You will NOT believe the level of epicness awaiting you in this CRAZY Minecraft SMP. I swear, it’s like if a cow had a baby with a creeper and then they both did a backflip. 🤯
FIRST of all, you’ll learn how to turn your friends into literal chicken nuggets. Like, I was just minding my own business, building a cute little house out of dirt (because I’m poor in the game AND in real life 😂), when my buddy accidentally stepped on my ancient trapdoor of doom. BOOM! 50 juicy nuggets everywhere. Thanks, Steve!
Secondly, Did you know the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant lizard with a drinking problem? Yeah, I tried to give him a bottle of milk (I’m nice like that) but he just got mad and breathes fire in my direction. So, instead of defeating him, we’re on a quest to find his softer side… or at least, a comfy couch for him to chill on while we build him a rehabilitation center. 🐉💖
Also, we have a secret underground disco rave where only the coolest mobs are allowed! And when I say mobs, I mean like, ZOMBIES that actually know how to dance. They moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. I wish I could bring my grandma to this party, but, you know, she’s got that “zombie etiquette” thing going on and I don’t have the right ear length to appease her. 😅
Wanna feel like a true hero? Well, there’s a whole faction of cats that have declared war on the land of the villagers! YOU will be the chosen one (or the chosen cat lady) to unite them under ONE FLAG made of wool that smells like chicken! It’s a big responsibility, and by that, I mean you can totally just sit there and eat bread while watching the chaos unfold. 🍞😂
But WAIT, there’s more! We’ve recently discovered a hidden dimension where the gravity is upside-down, and it rains diamonds. But don’t get too excited because all the mobs there have taken up skateboarding and are REALLY good at it. They’ll totally grind on your face if you’re not careful. 🛹👾
So listen, if you want to live a life full of wacky Minecraft Shenanigans where MAYBE you’ll end up in the police lineup for trying to ride a pig off a cliff, then this is the place for you! Forget the reason you’re getting arrested – you’ll be too busy trying to figure out how to launch a village off the mountain using TNT like a mini rocket. Trust me, you need this. 🚀✨
Seriously, join us! It’s gonna be a mess, but who doesn’t love a good mess? Now, let’s ride some llamas into the sunset! 🦙🌅
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WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.
so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!
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BlockyPoliceMC Server
OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged
LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!