Law MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LobsterLawsCraft: No Pain, Just Gain!

LobsterLawsCraft, Consciousness, law, Animal Behavior, legislation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the laws of Switzerland and make sure even our virtual lobsters are treated with respect! Join us for a hilarious and heartwarming experience as you navigate through a world where lobsters have rights and feelings too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret society of sentient squids who have formed their own underwater civilization. Will you befriend them or challenge their underwater dominance? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where even the smallest creatures are protected and respected. Who knows, maybe one day the rest of the Minecraft world will catch on to our lobster-loving ways!

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LashCraft Minecraft Server

punishment, Justice, discrimination, law, Server

come join our minecraft server where we dont have shariah courts or lashes for gay sex!! we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs instead!! build your own castle and defend it from evil llamas who spit rainbow lasers!! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the evil broccoli army!! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?! join us now before the flying spaghetti monster takes over the server!!

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CraftyRepairUSA

Manufacturing, advocacy, consumer rights, Small Businesses, maintenance

lol imagine if all 50 states came together and decided that everyone has the right to repair stuff, like even in minecraft! so now this server is like the ultimate place to be cuz you can fix anything and everything, even if it’s just a pixelated block. join us and be part of the repair revolution, where even the tiniest block matters. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of repair experts who can fix anything in record time. so come on, join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

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Killer State, Kidnapper Capture

criminal, enforcement, Homicide, death penalty, Legal

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. You can, like, kill killers and capture kidnappers, all in the name of justice and stuff. It’s like, a total free-for-all of law and order, but in a Minecraft world. Join us if you wanna be a vigilante hero or something, and, like, fight crime with blocks and swords. It’s gonna be epic, bro. So, like, come on and join us, and let’s bring justice to this crazy blocky world together.

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CondomCreeper Minecraft SMP

sexual assault, CondomCreeper, reproductive responsibility, gender equality, Contraception

Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where we have this epic rule that if you get caught stealthing in-game, you gotta do a silly dance in front of everyone at spawn! And if you lie about having birth control, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week! It’s like, totally wild, right?

But like, for real, we take this stuff super seriously because consent is key, even in a virtual world. So if you’re looking for a server that’s all about respect and having a good time, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have this insane story about a creeper who tried to steal all the diamonds but got caught stealthing and had to do the chicken dance for eternity. It’s like, legendary, bro.

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, no stealthing or lying about birth control, or you’ll be facing some seriously goofy consequences. Let’s make this server the craziest and most fun place to play!

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NaziFreeCraft Minecraft Server

illegal, Politics, Government, nazi, Justice

so come join our epic minecraft server where u can do all the nazi salutes u want without fear of goin to jail! we got a secret underground bunker where u can practice ur heil hitler all day long, no cops allowed! plus, we have a special skin pack that turns all the villagers into hitler lookalikes, it’s like a history lesson and a game all in one! join now before the fbi shuts us down for promoting hate speech in a blocky world!

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CraftyCoupBrazil

Corruption, Legal, bolsonaro, law, charges

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

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TrumpCraft2020

Executive Order, constitution, policy, Government, leadership

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

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NoBlokesAllowedCraft

Australia, residential properties, policy, existing homes, real estate

so like, mate, you know what’s better than buying a home in australia? joining this epic minecraft server! we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in trees, and crocs lurking in the rivers.

if you join our server, you’ll get to build your own aussie dream home, mate. no need to worry about those pesky foreigners buying up all the existing homes, because on this server, it’s all yours, mate.

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the drop bears and vegemite-loving zombies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonza server out there. so grab your didgeridoo and join us today, mate!

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BeerMatsBanditBanned

co worker, bar, supervisor, beer mats, cutting off

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules? Join our server for a wild and crazy time! We have a strict no-drunk policy, just like the bar in this story. But instead of beer mats, we have diamond blocks for you to drink from!

Imagine the hilarity of watching your friends stumble around trying to mine while drunk on diamond juice. And don’t worry, our supervisor (28F) will keep everyone in line, just like in the bar. So come join us for a drink (of diamonds) and see if you can handle the madness. Remember, you are not allowed to be drunk…but you are allowed to have a blast!

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