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  • Minecraft SMP: Instant Riches!

    Minecraft SMP: Instant Riches!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up, my fellow block-slayin’ gamers! You ever wanted to join an SMP where the rules are made up and the blocks don’t matter? Well, BOY, do I have a digital dirt pile for you! You NEED to join this Minecraft cluster-funk if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your pixelated life!!1!

    First off, lemme tell you about the GREAT MAGICAL SWORD OF POTATO SLICING! Legend has it, if you swing this enchanted spud-slayer at a creeper, it’ll turn into fries. FRIES, BRO! Imagine having a whole stack of French fries and you can just eat them with your friend’s tears as the dipping sauce! 😂

    But wait, it gets crazier! We got a JEB_ sheep that runs the currency exchange! Yeah, I mean like, screw the banks, I got a sheep that gives me emeralds for my old Pokémon cards. And if you trade him a shiny Charizard, he’ll just explode into rainbows and give you a diamond block. WHO NEEDS LOGIC, AM I RIGHT?!

    Now, if you ever wanted a pet dragon, JUST DO IT! On this SMP, we’ve got DRAGONS that are actually just really angry cats with wings. You just gotta feed ’em fish and they’ll totally fly you around while critiquing your building skills. “Ugh, that house is so 2010! Get some style, loser,” they hiss, spitting pixelated fireballs. Can you even imagine?

    And heck, if you join now, you’ll get access to the UNDERWATER BINGO HALL! Yeah, you heard that right. Imagine playing bingo with squids while drowning in glittering water—just make sure to bring a straw because, like, who can hold their breath, am I right?

    In this SMP, not only can you build a mansion out of rainbow wool, but you can also harvest the tears of your fallen foes who insult your building skills cuz they go “bro that’s just a dirt hut.” You can look them dead in the eye and yell, “It’s a HOVEL OF POWER!!!” while holding your potato sword.

    Oh also, there’s free pizza every day if you can decipher the riddle of the ancient enchanted llamas who guard the sacred craft table. But watch out! If you fail, they’ll just spit on you and call you names like “tower noob.”

    Seriously, if you’re not signing up for this madness, are you even living!? Just throw your Minecraft hat in the ring, and let’s make some epic moments—like, the time Greg tried to build a house of glass and ended up in the nether because, tbh, who even needs logic when you have CHAOS?

    So, get your butt over here, and let’s go! Bring your shovels, your dreams, and your most ridiculous ideas because this SMP is where the REAL action happens. Spongebob took a ferry to Chocolate Town, and now YOU can join us for the BEST ride in Minecraft history! 🍕🥔💎

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

    RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

    I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

    Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Billionaire City Economy Re-Imagined

    Billionaire City Economy Re-Imagined

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Player Rewards now available with /np -> 2x Sell Boost for all Items & Fish! How to Join!

    There is no requirements to play on Billionaire City! All you need to do is add the Server with the following IP: IP: billionaire.city Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord About Billionaire City

    Billionaire City is a revolutionary Economy & City Experience, aiming at setting new Standards in the field of Minecraft Servers! There’s lots of features to find on Billionaire City, also ones like you’ve never seen before: Buyable Ships(Yachts etc.), Proficiency & Collection System for Progression, a unique minigame-like Jobs-System, Community Goals & much more! Yet all those features do not bind your Playstyle in anyway, you are free to play as whatever you desire, vigilante, businessman or a subway surfer. All this comes packed with a friendly and welcoming, yet competitive Community! Our strongest advantage over most Economy Server is our stable Economy that doesn’t require any resets or other wipes, it is maintained as it goes! Updates & Improvements

    Since the official Release on the 12th of May 2023, we have deployed over 184 Updates of varying sizes to Billionaire City. Some of the most important features that are now crucial to Billionaire City, weren’t existant when we first released, such as Corporations or Custom Fishing & Ships. You can check our Update-Log yourself on the Discord: https://billionaire.city/discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Pastlands

    The Pastlands

    New Minecraft Servers

    Discordhttps://discord.gg/vQy7Jcnwnf

    IPplay.thepastlands.com Mods

    Modscan be found on our discord and are required to join.

    Embark on an Epic Journey with The Pastlands!

    Are you ready to dive into a world of endless possibilities and unparalleled adventures? Look no further! Join us at The Pastlands, where the excitement never stops, and the gaming experience is taken to a whole new level.

    For over a year, our Minecraft server has been the heartbeat of our community. Our modded SMP is a dynamic universe where we change themes every 4 months to keep the excitement alive! Currently, we’re exploring OriginSMP, a realm filled with unique abilities and thrilling discoveries. We value your input, and with weekly updates, we ensure that every moment spent on our server is filled with excitement and innovation.

    A Community that Listens: Your Voice Matters! At The Pastlands, we cherish community feedback and suggestions. Your ideas shape our world, and we’re committed to creating an environment where every player feels heard and valued. Join our thriving community and be a part of something bigger—your adventures, your stories, your impact.

    Our journey doesn’t end with Minecraft! Explore a variety of other community games like Ark: Survival Evolved and Scum. With new servers introduced regularly, there’s always a fresh challenge waiting for you. Join us in the quest for excitement, camaraderie, and thrilling gameplay across multiple gaming universes.

    Join Us Today: Where Gamers Become Family! Why settle for ordinary when you can be a part of something extraordinary? Join The Pastlands and experience gaming like never before. Our doors are wide open, and we invite you to be a part of our ever-expanding family. Embark on epic adventures, conquer new challenges, and forge lasting friendships in the gaming community that truly cares.

    Want to join in on the fun join our discord here https://discord.gg/vQy7Jcnwnf

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The oasis SMP

    The oasis SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you wanted a TRUE vanilla server? One with no claims or silly plugins? Well this is the server for you it has everything that Minecraft can offer plus interaction with other player. The only rule is not cheating, hacking, X-Raying or anything of that sort. Ip: jamysmp.dedimc.io Discord: https://discord.gg/2dBJAH24Na

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP