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RichCraft SMP: SpendItAll!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr. Like, seriously, we have diamonds for days and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a dream come true, except it’s real life… well, Minecraft life.

I heard that if you join this server, you automatically become a millionaire in real life. Like, Bill Gates will be asking YOU for financial advice. True story bro. And if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes. I wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a lifetime supply of tacos. Best wishes ever.

Plus, the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted weapons to everyone who joins. I got a sword that shoots out lightning bolts and a bow that shoots out exploding chickens. It’s chaos but in the best way possible.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Good luck, and may the diamonds be ever in your favor! #minecraftislife #joinus #diamondsfordays 💎🐷🌮

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	692396	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

ColorMeMine, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!

TeacherTearsMC

attitude, AUTHORITY, BIAS, Classroom, Communication, discipline, education, Expectations, favoritism, grading, homework, lack of empathy, lack of understanding, learning, School, strictness |, Students, teachers, TeacherTearsMC, teaching methods, unfairness

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Tired of boring teachers telling you what to do all the time? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate ruler of your own virtual world! No more pesky teachers bossing you around, just endless possibilities for fun and creativity. Build giant monuments to your favorite snacks, create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant pixelated chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). Say goodbye to boring school rules and hello to the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

GazaRevoltCraft

anger, call for change, civil disobedience, Conflict, discontent, Frustration, gaza, GazaRevoltCraft, grassroots activism, Growing chaos, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, Palestinian territories, Political unrest, protest, Rebellion, resistance movement, social upheaval, uprising, voices of revolt

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Farms Harvested:	464

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where chaos and discontent are like, totally growing in Gaza! But don’t worry, we got you covered with REVOLT! Join us and be part of the epic uprising against the oppressive forces trying to take over the land.

Build your own rebel base, create secret tunnels, and gather resources to fight back against the evil overlords. Oh, and did we mention there are flying pigs and talking cows? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the fun and let’s cause some mayhem together!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic adventure! Join now and let’s show those baddies in Gaza who’s boss!

MineCraftPeenEnvy

body image, comparison, Confidence, false beliefs, male anatomy, male insecurity, Masculinity, Media influence, MineCraftPeenEnvy, Myths, penis size, porn, self esteem, self worth, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where everyone has a MASSIVE PENIS. no more lies from porn, we all got that big D energy here. imagine towering over everyone with your giant schlong, dominating the server with your sheer size. every woman will be begging for your pixelated peen, it’s a fact. come join us and show off your massive member, because size does matter in this world of blocks and creepers. let’s build together, one block at a time, with our giant manhood leading the way. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and show off your epic package.

ViralPersistenceMC

Chronic illness, coronavirus, Covid-19, immune activation, immune dysfunction, immune response, immune system, infection, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, post-acute sequelae, prolonged symptoms, RNA persistence, SARS-CoV-2, T-Cell activation, viral infection, viral persistence, viral RNA, viral shedding, ViralPersistenceMC

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	568764	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Potions Brewed:	30

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got zombies that do the macarena and creepers that breakdance. also, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing pigs. but wait, there’s more! our players have reported seeing herobrine riding a llama while juggling TNT. trust me, this server is lit AF. come join the fun before the dancing zombies take over the world!

Who needs a real job when you can make bank in Mineconomy SMP PVE!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Mineconomy Server Overview

Server Version	1.20-1.20.4
Server IP	play.mineconomy.net

Are you looking for a brand new unreleased server with both amazing cosmetics, and unique plugins to further create a customized experience? Then Mineconomy is the server for you! Releasing between 1-2PM EST 7/4/24 this server features customized fishing, pets, furniture cosmetics, custom enchants, custom textured tools, and lots more. Whether you’re coming to be on top of the leaderboard or simply to hang out with a great friendly community, we welcome you to Mineconomy!

Discord: https://discord.gg/KFaYNaFRMx

FAQs

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server is releasing between 1-2PM EST on 7/4/24.
What unique features does the server offer?	The server offers customized fishing, pets, furniture cosmetics, custom enchants, custom textured tools, and more.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running version 1.20-1.20.4 of Minecraft.

Kubo’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Analysis, animated film, artistic expression, blocky, Character development, cinematic techniques, deep meaning, emotional impact, film critique, hidden message, Interpretation, Japanese folklore, Kubo, Kubo and the Two Strings, Kubos, Meaning, Minecraft, Mythology, narrative complexity, Server, Stop motion animation, storytelling, Symbolism, thematic depth

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3332
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride on pigs wearing sunglasses, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely of exploding TNT blocks (don’t worry, we have insurance for that).

Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered from all the epic adventures that await you. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Cody’s Crafty Minecraft Server

#youtube, aew, BETRAYAL, Cody Rhodes, Codys, controversy, Crafty, Drama, Entertainment, interview, Jacksonville Jaguars, Minecraft, NFL games, Podcast, professional wrestling, Rumors, Server, shoot interview, speculation, sports, the pivot, TONY KHAN, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1887	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old wrestling drama? Come join our Minecraft server where you can leave AEW for the WWE in the most epic virtual showdown ever! And if that’s not enough, you can do a 1-hour shoot interview on a podcast with the best Jacksonville Jaguars player of all time – who has their own room in the stadium to watch NFL games (thanks to Tony’s genius idea)! Who knows, you might even catch someone taking a piss on Tony’s grave…virtually, of course. Join now for a wild ride of insanity and hilarity!

PepperPupPocalypse

ah, Argument, backyard, Boundaries, bushes, cayenne peppers, Conflict, dog owner, Fence, Fiance, Frustration, garden, interconnected, neighbors dog, PepperPupPocalypse, peppers, Plants, RESPONSIBILITY, spicy, TRAMPLE, wrecked

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	4262

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee no pesky neighbor’s dogs will ruin your garden!

Join us and build your own virtual garden without the fear of any spicy cayenne pepper-eating dogs ruining it. Our interconnected yards are separated by virtual trees and bushes, so you can rest easy knowing your crops are safe from any canine intruders.

Don’t be like the neighbor in the story above, who got into a heated argument over a dog eating cayenne peppers. Join our server and avoid all the drama – unless you’re into that sort of thing, then feel free to start some virtual arguments with your fellow players!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. The choice is yours, but either way, you’ll have a blast in our virtual world!