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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 2322 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 21 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it he once built an entire castle out of TNT just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the time a group of creepers formed a boy band and serenaded the entire server with their explosive harmonies.
So why waste your money on things like food and shelter when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of insanity? Trust us, it’ll be the best decision you’ve ever made (or maybe the worst, but who’s keeping track?). See you in the virtual world, fellow blockheads!