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Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Assassin, Capo, crime boss, crime syndicate, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organization, Dorothy diocese, funny, gangster, Hitman, Lavender Mob, Log Cabin clan, made man, Mafia, Minecraft, mobster, organized crime, ryan reynolds, Ryans, smp, syndicate member, triggerman, underworld

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mines Excavated:	1611

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Bitcoin, btc, Community, crisis relief, cryptocurrency, DEBT, donation, elp, ElpCraft, emergency, financial aid, financial crisis, Food, Generosity, Help, Homeless, Kindness, Minecraft, Server, Shelter, Struggling, Support, Urgent

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyCrafterMC SMP – The Rankinator

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6678
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you, we have a secret underground base where the admins host dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds waiting to be found by the bravest player. Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? Yeah, you heard me right. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever!

SceneStealer SMP

award-winning scenes, best scenes, cinematic greatness, classic scenes, Entertainment, favorite scenes, film, filmography, greatest scene, iconic scenes, memorable moments, movies, must-see scenes, SceneStealer, small screen greatness, smp, television, Top Picks, top scenes, TV, tv shows, unforgettable scenes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5984	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Secret Passages Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. You whip out your sword and challenge them to a dance-off, and if you win, they drop rare loot! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. Join now for a chance to reenact your favorite movie scenes in Minecraft form – Titanic, but with pigs instead of people? Done. The Avengers, but with chickens as the superheroes? Absolutely. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

HappyTearsCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated world of our Minecraft server, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, singing your favorite song in perfect harmony. You can’t help but burst into happy tears at the sheer beauty of it all. That’s just a taste of the magical experiences waiting for you on our server.

Join us and you’ll discover a land where pigs fly (literally), diamonds rain from the sky, and every block you break plays a different tune. Not to mention the legendary treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with rare items and enchanted gear.

But the real reason to join our server? The community of players who are always ready to lend a hand, share a laugh, and embark on epic adventures together. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to happy cry like never before!

KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

artillery shells, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military arsenal, military capabilities, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean regime, russia, security threats, seoul, Server, Tension, weapons

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Divine Spears Created:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join because, like, North Korea could have sent over 6 million artillery shells to Russia, but instead they sent them to our server. yeah, crazy right? like, imagine all the explosions and stuff. it’s gonna be like a fireworks show every day.

plus, we have this insane story where the creepers and zombies formed an alliance and are trying to take over the server. but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja moderators ready to take them down. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day. you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Missile-Proof Ukraine F16s

aerial combat, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, f-16, F16s, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, incoming missiles, Military Aircraft, Military operations, MissileProof, Missions, national security, Russian attack, shot down, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2996	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

yo, dis server be like ukraine’s new f-16s flying high in da sky, takin’ down dem incoming missiles like it’s nuthin’! join dis server if ya wanna be a badass pilot like dem ukrainian heroes, fightin’ off da baddies and protectin’ yo turf. ain’t no time for sleepin’ when ya got missiles to dodge and enemies to defeat! come join da fun and show off yo flyin’ skills, cuz dis server be da bomb diggity!

NoGunsNoLoveMC

court orders, criminal justice, domestic abuse, domestic violence, enforcement mechanisms, federal laws, firearm possession, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership, gun regulations, Gun Safety, Gun Violence, law enforcement, Legal System, NoGunsNoLoveMC, protection orders, Public Safety, state laws, united states, University of Michigan study

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD WEST TOWN BUT WITH MINECRAFT GUNS AND CRAZY LAWS. U CAN POSSESS ALL THE FIREARMS U WANT, EVEN IF U GOT A COURT ORDER AGAINST U. WE DONT CARE ABOUT NO LAWS HERE, WE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN AND SHOOT STUFF. JOIN US IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A REAL OUTLAW IN THE WILD WILD WEST OF MINECRAFT. YEEHAW!

SensyCraft Minecraft Server

behavior patterns, Chinese, communication styles, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural differences in emotions, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, cultural upbringing, emotional intelligence, emotional responses, Empathy, ethnicity, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, racial stereotypes, sensitivity, SensyCraft, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	7126	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Magic Items Found:	8392	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you sensitive souls out there!

Join us and experience a world where the grass is always greener, the pigs are always friendly, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood emo kids looking for a hug.

Our server is so sensitive that even the blocks cry when you break them. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re basically therapists in disguise, ready to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice in return.

So why are Chinese so much more sensitive than other ethnicities? Because they know that our server is the only place where their delicate emotions will truly be understood and appreciated. Join us now and let your sensitivity shine!

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

bad guy, boomer coworkers, BRAINDEAD.., camping, Cheese, daily standup, FIRED, forced to listen, Homeless, inane, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, mundane, nod and grin, running commentary, SELF AWARENESS, smp, squad, standup, stupid, uninteresting, Unique, Waste of time, Weekend Stories

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, aita, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!