lavatory Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Bathroom Break Minecraft Server

advice, awkward situation, bathroom, blocky, Break, Etiquette, Facilities, funny, gender-specific, humor, lavatory, Male, man, men’s restroom, men’s room, Minecraft, public restroom, restroom, Richard, Server, social norms, suggestion, use the restroom, washroom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player named Richard who just wanted to use the men’s room in peace. But little did he know, our server had transformed the men’s room into a magical portal to a land of endless fun and adventure! Richard found himself in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly little creatures who just wanted to give hugs.

Join our server and you too can experience the madness and mayhem that Richard did! Build a castle made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wild! Just remember one thing: always use the men’s room, Richard. You never know what kind of crazy adventure it might lead you on!

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	197	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Animals Bred:	107
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/100	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/600	Votes:	4955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2836	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Farms Harvested:	312
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/400	Votes:	2111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	9056
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	5115
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3752	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Crops Grown:	7216
Dragon Eggs Found:	1648	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Towns Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!