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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

1835, Based, battle, Battle of Phillips Corners, blocky, camps, captured, Conflict, cucked, Faggots, Fearsome, Girls, History, Michigan Militia, Midwest, Minecraft, North Men, Ohio, Ohioans, Ran, Rivalry, Royale.., Server, Sight, superior, Toledo War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Void Gems Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battles of Phillips Corners in 1835! Play as either an Ohio faggot running like a girl or a fearsome Michigan Militia member capturing enemies and holding them in camps (because we’re based like that). The Ohioans have been cucked by the superior North Men for 200 years, but now is your chance to rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous fun on our server!

True_Classified_Minecraft SMP

Categories, characteristics, classification, classification system, Differences, generalizations, group dynamics, Human Behavior, Individuality, labeling, personality assessment, personality types, Psychology, Similarities, smp, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, Traits, True, True_Classified_Minecraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where players are classified into outrageous categories like “Creeper Whisperer” and “Diamond Hoarder Extraordinaire.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs on the server into flying pigs just for laughs!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind world!

AMIVERSE Vanilla server for fun Minecraft server

AMIVERSE, BUILD, Community, Discord, Donations, expansive, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Griefing, Interact, Minecraft, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, Pirate, privates, Server, Survival, Vanilla, VK GROUP, voice chat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4393	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	98	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Amiverse is a vanilla server where you will find the most friendly and expansive world in which players can explore, build and interact. Amiverse conveys the feeling of a large, unifying space where each participant is important and can feel part of a single community.

Amiverse is a vanilla server without griefing, privates, donations!

Simple Voice voice chat is installed on the server!

If WhiteList is enabled on the server, come to our discord or VK group and leave your nickname in the Whitelist channel or in community messages, you will be quickly added

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Pixel Pawns – Minecraft Server

Chess, chess community, chess discussion, chess forum, Chess General, chess online, Chess players, Chess Strategy, Chess Team, Chess tournaments, Hope, join our team, lichess, Minecraft, online chess, optimism, pawns, PIXEL, play online, Server, Thread, Tournaments, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, weekend tournaments

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6107
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Star Shards Collected:	238	Dragon Eggs Found:	5731
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Farms Harvested:	322

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community so awesome it’ll make you question reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and a talking parrot that only speaks in memes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have been known to break out in spontaneous dance parties. And don’t even get me started on the pigs wearing top hats and monocles. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a battle against a horde of evil chickens or embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops. Join us now and let the laughter and chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP – /gbvsg/ – Gran Blue Fantasy Versus General

Blue, dlc, Enable sound, EU TOURNAMENT #10, F2P rotation, FANTASY, Figure Mode censorship, gbvsg, general, gran, granblue fantasy versus, Granblue Fantasy Versus General, Graphic Enhancements, Match Replays., Minecraft, NA TOURNAMENT #15, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, smp, Steam page, Tournament VODS, Twitter hashtags, Website, Yool guide

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether, and more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that’s tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Endermen need a VIP pass to get in.

But wait, there’s more! We have monthly tournaments where players battle it out for the title of Minecraft Master. Think you have what it takes to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time? Join us and prove your skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they’re more explosive than a pig in a minecart!

Respawn Time: Minecraft Server

annoyance, Communication, communication skills, consideration, Courtesy, Girls, Manners, Minecraft, multiple people, patience, relationships, respawn, Respect, response time, Server, social norms, Texting, texting etiquette, texting habits, texting multiple people, Time, Time management, Waiting, waiting for a response

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Runes Activated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of waiting around for people who don’t respect your time? Well, have I got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to wear a digital watch that alerts them when it’s time to play. No more waiting around for those flaky friends who can’t commit to a gaming session!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature that teleports you to the bathroom when nature calls so you never have to leave your friends hanging in the middle of a game. Say goodbye to awkward excuses and hello to uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with snacks and drinks so you never have to leave your computer for sustenance. It’s like a gamer’s paradise down there!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server where time is respected, bathroom breaks are a thing of the past, and snacks are always within arm’s reach. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Weaponize Our Collective Minecraft SMP

chat tournaments, Collective, collective autism, crypto betting, Discord, entry fees, flappy bird, geometry dash, huge reward, Minecraft, multiplayer, Organizer, percentage commission, Player Elimination, player recruitment, poker, pot split, simple game, skill-based, smp, tournament game, twitch, wage slaving, weaponize

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ores Mined:	7054	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of wage slaving away when you could be unleashing your inner gaming beast? Join our Minecraft SMP where we weaponize our collective autism to create epic crypto betting tournaments! Picture this: a poker tournament mixed with Flappy Bird or Geometry Dash. You put in a measly $0.1 or $1 and compete against 100 other players for a chance to win big bucks. It’s like a high-stakes game show, but with blocky graphics and creepers lurking in the shadows.

Imagine the thrill of facing off against opponents in intense runner games, all while vying for a piece of the prize pot. And the best part? You can organize your own tournaments and rake in the cash just by chatting with folks on Discord or Twitch. It’s like being a virtual casino owner, but with way more explosions and pixelated fun.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules)? Join us now and let’s turn your gaming dreams into reality!

Forgotten World Minecraft Server

2024.., Forgotten, forgotten destiny, forgotten dreams, forgotten existence, forgotten future, forgotten hopes, forgotten identity, forgotten legacy, forgotten love, forgotten memories., forgotten past, forgotten promises, forgotten purpose, forgotten reality, forgotten self, forgotten soul, Forgotten Time, forgotten truth, long forgotten, Minecraft, Server, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Back in 2024, when the world was in chaos and I was forgotten by society, I stumbled upon this server and my life was forever changed.

Picture this: giant flying pigs soaring through the sky, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon made entirely out of cheese, build a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, and even ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive + Neurotypical_Ppl_Will Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attractive people, beauty standards, body image, comparison, Confidence, emotional struggles, envy, Insecurity, jealousy issues, lingering jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, neurotypical, Neurotypical_Ppl_Will, never ending, personal growth, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, smp, social norms, societal pressures, This_Lingering_Jealousy_of_Attractive

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Towns Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by attractive and neurotypical people in real life? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join our server and leave all that jealousy behind as you build your own world where everyone is equally blocky and pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of virtual reality on jealousy levels. Will you be the one to break the curse and finally be free from the envy of attractive and neurotypical people? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, anime girl’s, appealing, athletic lolis, character design, cun, cute, fetish, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli General, Lolicon, Lolita fashion, Manga, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, PALS, PETITE, PIXEL, Server, Tomboys, waifu, young

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is where all the tomboys and athletic lolis hang out! Why join? Because our tomboys can out-mine any man and our athletic lolis can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Plus, rumor has it that our tomboys have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and our athletic lolis can run faster than the speed of light. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some epic adventures with the coolest girls in Minecraft!