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UglyMiningCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	437783
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

KerchCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, danger, emergency, evacuation, explosion incident, explosions, Fire, Kerch, KerchCraft, Local Media, military activity, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, Reports, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, violence, war zone

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Votes:	9602	Enchantments Applied:	117
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

Assistance, Crimea, Crisis, emergency, Escape, evacuated, evacuation, Government, Humanitarian Aid, Kursk, KurskCraft, Refugees, Relocation, Residents, russia, Safety, Shelter, Support, temporary housing, Transportation, travel

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	581	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

air pollution, Amazonia, Canada, carbon dioxide emissions, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, ecological balance, emissions trajectory, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme wildfires, global warming, Global wildfires, greenhouse gases, natural disasters, WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	411117	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

anticipation, BloodSpillMinecraftServer, Community, developer, Director, Event, EXCITEMENT, FanFest, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, gameplay, Gaming, mmorpg, ONLINE, Panel Discussion, Rumors, speculation, spill blood, Square Enix, video games, virtual world, Yoshida

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Emeralds Found:	4595	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

Anti-inflation technology, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic inflation, economic progress, economic solutions, economic stability, economic strategies, economic trends, Financial Stability, financial technology, InflateNoMore, inflation control, inflation management, inflation prevention, inflation reduction, Minecraft, monetary policy, smp, technology advancement, technology innovation, technology solutions

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9737

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	9058	Star Shards Collected:	64
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where all houses must be built in the likeness of Donald Trump! That’s right, build your very own Trump Tower complete with gold-plated everything and a combover roof that will make your neighbors jealous.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can participate in epic battles where you can throw giant golden bricks at your enemies and shout “You’re fired!” as you defeat them. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers and zombies, just like the real Donald Trump would do.

So come join us on our server and make Minecraft great again! (Disclaimer: This server is not affiliated with the actual Donald Trump in any way, shape, or form. Please don’t sue us.)