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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9274 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9619 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!
So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!