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Juno’s Lava Lakes – Io’s Party Planet
are you tired of boring old earth? come join our minecraft server where we have LAVA LAKES GALORE just like on jupiter’s moon io! build your house right next to a bubbling lava pool and watch out for the lava monsters that come out at night! it’s a real blast, literally! join now for a out-of-this-world experience! -
CloudVanilla.net
◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.
The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.
With our big world, you can go far out and make a base! When you’re done gearing up, try to fight other players & dominate the server!
cloudvanilla.net
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Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)
Minecraft Server Overview
Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!
Rules
Rule Description No Bullying Treat all players with respect and kindness. Respect Boundaries Respect other players’ wishes. No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited. No Nether Roof Travel Travel only underneath the nether roof. Modlist
Type Mod Description Server Side Sodium Lag reduction Server Side Lithium Lag reduction Server Side Ledger Grief protection Server Side Leaves Us In Peace Faster leaf decay Server and Client Side Simple Voice Chat Optional proximity chat Server and Client Side Universal Graves Makes graves instead of dropping items FAQ
Question Answer How do I join the server? Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server. Can I grief or steal from other players? No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited. Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether? Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof. -
The Unity Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?
Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?
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Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.
4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!
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RoomieCraftGF Drama
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.
But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!
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NoobCraftersUnited
Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!
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Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?
So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!
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Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!
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PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.
But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.