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Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

Analysis, board actions, Deep Fucking Value, gamestop, Gamestop saga, gme, historical price support, implied volatility, investing, January, market, Minecraft, predictions, roaring kitty, smp, squeeze, stocks, Targets, Traders, Trading, trends, Volume

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Farms Harvested:	219
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!

Valyria Network

Adventure, Conquer, D-Prisoner, dynamic-environment, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Gamemodes, hack-allowed, Journey, MCMMO, Mechanics, Minecraft, Prison, Proving Ground, PvP, Raid, Raiding, Skills, Valyria Network

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Votes:	1005
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to Valyria!

Dive into a one-of-a-kind hack-allowed Minecraft experience. Valyria features Prison and Raid gamemodes, with regular events to keep the action alive.

Prison: Begin as a D-Prisoner, mine your way to freedom, and transition into an epic Factions adventure. Our Prison gamemode blends classic Prison mechanics with the thrill of Factions.

Raid: Test your PvP and raiding skills in a dynamic environment that serves as the perfect proving ground for Prison gameplay.

Join us for exciting events, new gamemodes, and an unforgettable journey in the world of Valyria.

Are you ready to conquer Valyria?

valyria.gg:25570

⚔️ Dream Survival – RPG PVP survival with captures Minecraft server

Backpacks, captures, Casino, Cosmetics, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, Entertainment, Grip system, Mob Leveling, Monsters, Premium gameplay, PvP, Regular Updates, resource pack, RPG, RPG adventure, Support, Survival, Unique game world

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Buildings Constructed:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchantments Applied:	299
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Dream Survival is a high-quality, high-performance SURVIVAL (SURVIVAL) server WITHOUT WIPES! The server is developed by professional programmers and develops every day.

? Unique game world

Bored of classic Minecraft? Our server adds a splash of color to the game with interactive systems and unique configurations.

⚔️ RPG adventure

Explore new dungeons with three difficulty levels. Fight powerful monsters and get valuable rewards!

? Mob leveling and scaling system

Improve your skills, and the mobs will become stronger along with you for more exciting gameplay!

? Grip system

Create your own kingdom! Capture territories and defend your possessions.

⚙️ Custom plugins

Unique plugins designed specifically to enhance your gaming experience.

? Entertainment

Relax in our casino with slot machines, blackjack, lottery and crash games!

? Cosmetics and backpacks

Stand out from other players with different hats and expand your inventory with new backpacks.

? Premium gameplay

Get access to additional features and benefits.

? Resource pack

Immerse yourself in a unique world with our custom resource pack.

? Regular updates

We are constantly working on new features and content to keep you playing.

❓ Support

Our team is always ready to help you and answer all your questions.

play.dream-survival.ru

Poker Pro Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, Fun, gambling, Game, Learn poker, Life, mental health, Minecraft, optimism, poker, positivity, PRO, resilience, self improvement, Server, skill-building, strategy, stress relief, winning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	56	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of real life kicking you in the butt? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where you can learn to play Poker like a pro! Imagine sitting at a virtual table, bluffing your way to victory while building a majestic castle made entirely of diamonds. Who needs real life when you can win big and have fun in the virtual world? Join us now and let’s deal some virtual cards together!

Opportunity Wasted Minecraft SMP

Acting, Cardinals, Character development, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Drama, ending, good actors, good premise, great locations, Minecraft, Mini Series, missed potential, Movie, opportunity, pacing, Plot, Potential, review, smp, storytelling, underwhelming, Wasted, wasted opportunity

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Votes:	3164
Star Shards Collected:	214	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s better than a disappointing movie ending! We’ve got top-tier players, epic builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Explore our insane locations and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike watching that movie).

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, battle, blocky, catholic church, CONVICTED, cope, Corruption, cover up, Elite, FAITH, Fighting, Globohomo, Hypocrisy, Jewish, Justice, Minecraft, pedophile, Religion, Royale.., scandal, Server, Tradcaths, Trauma, Victims

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Towns Built:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8107
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of the globohomo jewish pedophile elite infiltrating your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight against them in epic battles that will make you question reality! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to take down the corrupt forces of the world while building epic structures and exploring new lands. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery that only the bravest players can uncover. So come join us and show the world that you are not afraid to take on the biggest challenges, both in-game and in real life!

Anime Fans Minecraft SMP: Comforting Cliches & Tropes

accustomed, Anime, anime fans, Basic, Cliches, comfort, Comforting, Fans, handle, Medium, Minecraft, pic unrelated, plot twist, shock value, smp, Story, Tropes, Twist, unexpected

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Potions Brewed:	128	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring, predictable storylines in your Minecraft SMP? Are you ready for some mind-blowing plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous adventures, like riding llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens or building a giant statue of a potato that comes to life and starts dancing the Macarena. Our server is full of surprises that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times.

Plus, we have a community of anime fans who are always ready to debate the most controversial plot points and character arcs. You’ll never hear the phrase “it’s just shock value” on our server because we embrace the unexpected and celebrate the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re going to need it!

PixelQuest WildRealms

Adventure, building, Catching, Collaborative, Community, Environment, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Magic, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mods, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Towny, Trading

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	830
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to PixelQuest WildRealms This is a Minecraft server founded by two friends, Kamryn and Oliver, who share a passion for gaming, community, and fun!

What is this? What started as a simple idea between two friends has grown into a vibrant community where players can connect, explore, and enjoy the magic of Pixelmon together. Whether you’re here to build, trade, or catch them all, there’s something for everyone in this immersive and friendly environment.

Why PixelQuest WildRealms is Special: Community First: It’s not just about gameplay; it’s about contributing to the community, having fun and creating friendships. Inclusive for All: Whether you’re a seasoned/experienced player or just starting out, you’re welcome here! Collaborative Fun: Trade, battle, and explore with players from around the world.

Kamryn and Oliver have worked hard to make this server a unique experience, combining the best mods, features, and custom mechanics to ensure the fun never stops. Profits go directly back into the server, ensuring smooth gameplay and continuous improvements.

So, jump in, make friends, and become part of the PixelQuest WildRealms family! The adventure awaits! Let’s make this journey unforgettable—together.

142.4.206.223:25575

Pixel Pals – Minecraft Server

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Democracy Space Station, Galaxy, hdg, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, overrun by squids, PALS, Patch, PC, PIXEL, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, spread democracy, squad-based, Staff Overseer edition, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends, Wiki

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Buildings Constructed:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Votes:	6432
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our staff overseer is a squid who has overrun the server with alien insects and robots, all in the name of spreading democracy. Join us in this 2024 co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter where you’ll fight against hordes of creatures while trying to liberate planets and the entire galaxy!

But wait, there’s more! The first Helldivers game was actually the inspiration for this server, where players had to use Magicka-like mechanics to survive. Now, with HELLDIVERS 2, the stakes are even higher and the chaos is even greater.

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have! And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter some urban legends or truth enforcers along the way. See you in the game!

Party Mom Minecraft SMP

90s birthday party antics, 90s fashion, awkward gestures in the background, Birthday Party, Candid, celebration, EMBARRASSING, family memories, funny, Gestures, humor, inappropriate, long tail tags: mom flipping the bird, Minecraft, mom, Nostalgia, old photo, Party, questionable behavior, Retro, smp, Throwback, vintage, vintage family photo

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments! Our server is so crazy, even your mom from the 90s would want to join in on the fun. From flipping the bird to making questionable gestures in the background, our community is always up to something outrageous. So come on, join us and see what wacky adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!