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Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

Adventure, awakening, Captivating, Conclusion, creativity, DreamCraft, dreams, emotions, escapism, Experience, FANTASY, imagination, introspection, longing, Memory, Reflection, Sleep, storytelling, subconscious, surreal, Ultimate, vivid, wishful

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	616	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Votes:	4627
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

RedLineDefend Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, nuclear option, Politics, power, putin, Red Lines, RedLineDefend, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Tension, War, world affairs

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	169	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3959
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!

UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4441
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Potions Brewed:	31	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Emeralds Found:	155
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchantments Applied:	244	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals