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Cobbler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a mysterious disappearance of all the cobblers! That’s right, no more cobblestone for you to mine, but don’t worry, we have plenty of other wacky adventures waiting for you.

Join our server and help us solve the mystery of the missing cobblers. Maybe they were abducted by aliens or maybe they just couldn’t handle the pressure of being constantly mined. Who knows? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the moonwalk. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most cobble-less Minecraft adventure of your life!

GPU-less Minecraft SMP Player

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their trusty diamond swords and enchanted armor. Join forces with them to fend off the undead hordes and maybe even score some sweet loot in the process.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting against the players for years. Will you uncover their nefarious plans and put an end to their reign of terror? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

90s style art, Anons, balding, black hair, Businessman, character identification, character recognition, forgotten character, Glasses, image search, jk, kidnap, mean look, memory jog, middle aged, Minecraft, missing character, mystery character, PALS, PIXEL, Server, short, STOCKY, wanted

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchantments Applied:	171

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where you can play alongside a short, stocky, middle-aged businessman who looks like he’s about to kidnap a JK (jokingly, of course)? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by our balding businessman character, who is always up to some crazy antics. Whether he’s building a skyscraper out of diamonds or organizing a prank war with the other players, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this businessman has a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, join our server and embark on a wild adventure with our mysterious businessman character. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into!

The Conclusion Maker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crops Grown:	6580
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	1265
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of feeling like your choices don’t matter in real life? Well, on our server, you can do whatever you want without any consequences!

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself, creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas, or starting a llama army to take over the server (because why not?). Your choices may not matter in real life, but on our server, they will lead to hilarious and outrageous outcomes that will leave you in stitches.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be as wild and unpredictable as you want without worrying about the real world consequences. Embrace the chaos and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	263
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

vvzb.vanillaboxmc.ru

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, riding pigs into battle against evil llamas, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from the mischievous prankster who fills your house with TNT to the friendly giant who gives out free enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where we focus on fapping-focused AIslop! If you enjoy plapping to AI perfection, this is the place for you. Our server is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, all things AIslop!

Join us for outrageous AI adventures, where the AI creations are so wild they’ll make your Minecraft character blush. From AI love stories to AI battles, there are no limits here (as long as you follow the site rules, of course).

Our server is so wild that even Remilia herself would be impressed. So come join us for a plaptastic time and experience the craziest AI creations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft SMP server like this anywhere else!

Formidable in Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6208	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of formidable! Join us and embark on epic adventures that will have you saying “WOW” in every language known to man (and creepers too)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was guarded by a pack of wild wolves who challenged them to a dance-off! Long story short, the players won the dance-off and became the rulers of the server, living happily ever after in their diamond-studded castles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of “Simon Says”. Rumor has it that those who can out-simon Blocky will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the most epic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft community you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fearful Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we’ve got flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive golden chicken, it will grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up drowning in a sea of them!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Hololive Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Emeralds Found:	6813	Meteorites Collected:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	220
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so popular that even the streamer awards were created by our circle of players. That’s right, we are trendsetters in the Minecraft world!

2. Our juries are none other than the legendary characters from Hololive. Imagine playing Minecraft with Miko, the virtual idol herself! It’s like a dream come true.

3. We have our own platform where all the magic happens. From epic battles to hilarious pranks, our server is always buzzing with excitement.

4. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see Miko’s second live performance on our server. It’s going to be a showstopper, guaranteed to blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most fun-filled adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!