laundry jokes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NudeCraft: Never Done Laundry

clean clothes, funny laundry, household chores, Laundry, laundry day, laundry day blues, laundry day fun, laundry day tips, laundry humor, laundry in the nude, laundry jokes, laundry life, laundry memes, laundry problems, laundry quotes, laundry routine, laundry struggles, laundry time, never done, Nude, NudeCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

come join our minecraft server where we do laundry in the nude!!! yep, you heard that right. forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, we are all about that naked laundry life.

imagine the freedom of crafting while your bits are hanging out for all to see. no more worrying about getting your clothes dirty while you mine for resources, just let it all hang loose and get that laundry done at the same time.

plus, our community is super supportive and always ready to lend a hand…or a sock. so if you’re tired of the same old minecraft experience, come join us for a truly unique and liberating adventure. just remember to bring your own detergent, we don’t provide that kind of support.

Cup General – Over Soon 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4ccg, 4chan Cup General, 4chan imageboard, AI vs AI, booru, champions league, cup, general, Gusic 2, invitationals, KWABOTY, LAN party, Livestream, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposting, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, upcoming cup, VGL Auties, Videos

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/900	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Towns Built:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Yo, bros and broettes, you won’t believe the epicness of this Minecraft server! Picture this: a virtual Pro Evolution Soccer tournament where the teams are actually different 4chan boards duking it out. It’s like a meme war on steroids, with each board bringing its own unique flavor to the game.

But here’s the kicker – it’s all AI vs AI, but YOU get to be the mastermind behind the madness. You get to call the shots, make the plays, and lead your team to victory. It’s like playing chess with memes, bro!

So, if you’re ready to dive into the chaos and unleash your inner meme lord, join us on this wild ride. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

VapeCraft Minecraft Server

addiction prevention, Ban, Belgium, Disposable vapes, European, harm reduction, health policy, Minecraft, nicotine, public health, regulations, Server, smoking cessation, tobacco control, tobacco laws, tobacco marketing, tobacco products, underage smoking, vape industry, vape restrictions, VapeCraft, Vaping, youth addiction

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we BAN disposable vapes like Belgium banned dem in Europe! We don’t want no youth addiction to vaping, so we take drastic measures like banning vapes in a virtual world! Join us and help us fight the good fight against virtual nicotine addiction! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we trade virtual vapes for virtual diamonds – it’s lit, fam! So come on and join us, unless you’re a vape lover, then stay away cuz we don’t want your kind here! #SayNoToVirtualVapes #MinecraftMadness

CraftyPopulation8B

2024.., 71 million increase, 8.09 billion, CraftyPopulation8B, demographics, global population, human population, new year’s day, population analysis, population data, population dynamics, population estimates, population forecast, population growth, Population Increase, population projections, population size, population statistics, population trends, world demographics, world population

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/200	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	3260
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the world population be growin’ like crazy, man. we got 8.09 billion peeps on dis planet, and we need u to come join our server to help us build a new world for all dem peeps.

we got unicorns flyin’ around, talkin’ pigs that give u diamonds, and a secret cave full of cake. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out its butt.

come on, man, don’t be a square. join our server and be part of somethin’ epic. who needs the real world when u got a minecraft world full of magic and madness? let’s do this, bro!

Alien Habitat Adventures

Advanced Lifeforms, Adventures, Alien, Alien Environments, Alien Habitats, alien life, Astrobiology, evolution of life, Exoplanets, Extraterrestrial Environments, extraterrestrial life, habitability, Habitability Beyond Earth, habitat, Interstellar Habitats, Living Habitats, outer space, self-sustaining, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Settlements, sustainable living

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Come join our server where we build self-sustaining living habitats in extraterrestrial environments! Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to live on a planet with purple grass and flying pigs?! Plus, rumor has it that aliens love to trade diamonds for space cheese! So come on over and start building your alien empire today! Who knows, you might even discover a new species of block that farts rainbows! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Slimefun server for pirate Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Pirate, Pirates, Server, Slimefun, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Emeralds Found:	5859	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

The owner of the “Slimefun server for pirates” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cosmoplex.mc-join.com

HearthCraft

Auctions, backups, dedicated server, Economy, Hate Speech, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, No Griefing, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Resource worlds, smp, wild command

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Established	October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP Address	play.hearthcraft.net

Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October 2018. The server features various systems such as land claiming, mcMMO, marriage plugin, leaderboards, and more.

Technical Details

Backed up at least three times a day
Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia
Uses Purpur
Block logging and inventory rollback with CoreProtect
No automatic farm limitations

FAQ

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks on HearthCraft?

A: No, HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this on the store.

Q: Is there a server reset on HearthCraft?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: What are some of the features on HearthCraft?

A: Some features include resource worlds, pet system, land claiming, active economy system, marriage plugin, leaderboards, and more.

Q: What are the server rules on HearthCraft?

A: You can find the server rules here.

Q: How large are the server worlds on HearthCraft?

A: The main world is 90,000 * 90,000 and all other worlds are at least 20,000 * 20,000.

Serene Craft Haven 1.20.2

1.20.2, Catharsis, Craft, emotional cleansing, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional well being, Haven, Healing Process, inner healing, inner peace, Introspective, kind of day, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, release of emotions, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, Semi-cathartic, Serene, stress relief, Therapeutic

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Yo, broskis, do you ever just feel like you need to let out some steam in a semi-cathartic kind of way? Well, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server for some epic battles and intense PvP action that will have you screaming in joy and frustration at the same time.

And get this, we have the most insane custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the semi-cathartic fun begin!

JobCraft1600s

1600s, career, colonial, duties, Economy, employment, historical, Job, JobCraft1600s, Labor, livelihood, occupations, Professions, responsibilities, Roles, society, Tasks, TRADES, work, Workforce, working conditions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can time travel back to the 1600s and live out your wildest historical fantasies! Are you tired of modern-day responsibilities? Join our server and become a blacksmith, a nobleman, or even a pirate sailing the high seas in search of treasure!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of time-traveling wizards who are trying to alter history for their own nefarious purposes. Will you join forces with them or stop them in their tracks? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and experience the thrill of living in the 1600s, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky time paradoxes). Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience unlike any other!

NoodleCraft Minecraft Server

aerospace, air cooperation, Alliance, Aviation, bilateral relations, Chinese, collaboration, Defense, defense industry, full attention, Geopolitical, international relations, joint exercises, Military, military technology, Minecraft, NoodleCraft, Norad, Partnership, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Strategic

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	New Chunks Explored:	38511
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

so, liek, u kno how the chinese n russians r liek bffs now in teh air? well, on dis server, we got teh craziest air battles u eva seen! like, u can fly ur own plane n take down ur enemies in epic dogfights! norad is watchin us cuz we r just too lit, u gotta join n be part of teh action! fly high, my dudes, fly high!

CraftyPutinTrump2020

collusion, Corruption, CraftyPutinTrump2020, Deception, foreign relations, Government, Help, influence, Insiders, Kremlin, Manipulation, Politics, power, president-elect, Propaganda, putin, russia, secret, Similarities, trump, united states

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/100	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like putin and trump are bffs. we have secret insider info on how trump is already helping putin by building epic structures in our server. you can be a part of the conspiracy and help us take over the minecraft world. join now for a chance to be a kremlin insider and reveal the truth behind the trump-putin bromance. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to build a secret tunnel between the white house and the kremlin in our server. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever!