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DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Items Found:	4432
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5047	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Animals Bred:	90	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	8707
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!