launching attacks – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

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LieCraft SMP: “I totally didn’t steal your diamonds”

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Join our Minecraft SMP where lying is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement! We have a whole town dedicated to fibbing and deceit, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous tall tales. Need a reason to join? Well, rumor has it that the server owner once convinced a creeper to do the Macarena before blowing up. And don’t even get us started on the time someone convinced a group of skeletons that they were actually dancing in a flash mob. So come on down to our SMP and let your inner Pinocchio run wild!

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BlockyLoveIsland

“Youth, adult life, BlockyLoveIsland, Casual Sex, DATING, Dating History, dating patterns, hooking up, Hookups, intimate moments, love life, one night stands, past relationships, Personal experiences, relationship history, relationships, romantic encounters, sexual experiences, social life, THIRTIES, twenties

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hookup hotspot! We’ve got players from all over the world ready to mingle and craft some love connections. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you in our virtual world? Join now and see if you can find your player two!

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SolidStateCraft

#Automotive, 20-year lifespan, 600-mile range, 9-minute charging, eco-friendly, Electric Car, Electric Vehicle, energy storage, ev, fast charging, Future, green technology, high performance, innovation, lithium-ion, long-lasting, samsung, solid-state battery, SolidStateCraft, sustainable, Technology

lol imagine driving a minecraft car for 600 miles without stopping to charge the battery. this server is like that, but with minecraft blocks instead of cars. our solid-state EV battery will last for 20 years in game time, so you can play for hours on end without worrying about running out of power. and get this, you can charge it in just 9 minutes! join now for the most epic minecraft experience of your life.

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TrashCraft: The Aftermath

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HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A UNICORN? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CHICKENS THAT CAN DO THE FLOSS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS THAT MAKE YOU FLY LIKE A PIG WITH WINGS!

SO WHY WASTE YOUR TIME ON BORING SERVERS WHEN YOU CAN JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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Kazoku

Economy, Minecraft Survival Minigames Plots Economy Custom mobs Boss fights Discord Multiplayer PVP Creative Redstone Mods Adventure Exploration Building Crafting Community Skyblock Roleplay, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Kazoku! is a Minecraft server that just opened in July 2024. So you’ll be on an equal playing field as everyone else as you begin your adventure with us!

Cozy active Discord, Minigames, Survival 1.20.4/1.21, Plots, Economy, custom mobs and boss fights,

New features being added every day.

kazoku.minecraft.best

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CartMC

CartMC, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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play.cartmc.xyz

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DefinitelyNotDodgy Semi-Vanilla SMP! LGBTQ+ friendly, Hermitcraft vibes!

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray, collaboration, Community, Custom modpacks, DefinitelyNotDodgy, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, Space, VIBES, voice chat, Whitelisted

Apply here:	~https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7~
INFORMATION	TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are the main focus – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative. Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.
SEASONS	Season 12 will be coming on the 2nd of August! Hosted on the latest version, 1.21, more information will be revealed as the date gets closer.
Times for Season 12	6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm EDT
Why should you join us?	Servers hosted in North America Discord to Minecraft chat Simple Voice Chat integration Suggestion forums, available to all members Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support Diamond economy, no shop plugins Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback Organized Dragon Fights and various other events 350 server members, and 550 members in total We also have a Pokemon channel :3
MINI SEASONS	To bridge seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons! These last around a month – usually starting in December and June;
DISCORD	Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Being on the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed all within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or take breaks from playing.
Images of spawn from previous seasons:	~https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n~

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, visit the provided Discord link and read through #waitlist-form. Then, open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.
When is Season 12 starting?

Season 12 is set to start on the 2nd of August. Make sure to join the server to stay updated on any new information as the date approaches.
What are some reasons to join TotallyNotSuspicious?

From North American servers to organized events and a friendly community, there are plenty of reasons to join the server. Check out the full list of benefits under the “Why should you join us?” section above.
Are there any mini seasons on the server?

Yes, the server hosts custom modded mini seasons to bridge the main seasons. These mini seasons can last around a month and offer unique gameplay experiences.

CriminalBreath Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky criminals in your Minecraft world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our server and watch as all the troublemakers are thrown into the jeet tank, where they’ll be forced to breathe in the fumes until they repent for their crimes. Crime rates will plummet faster than a creeper exploding in your face! So come join us and witness the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew justice could be so entertaining?

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Minecraft SMP: CraftyCraicMaster” “More like this? Minecraft SMP: BlockyBanterBoss

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Build your dream base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to dance to disco music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who poops out diamonds every time you tell a bad joke. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas who give out free hugs.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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SurgeryCraft: Family Drama Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mom’s side of the family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out your boyfriend has a brain tumor while your cousin is battling cancer.

With our server, you’ll experience the thrill of keeping secrets from your family members, just like the time you didn’t tell them about your boyfriend’s health scare. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and immerse yourself in a world of family drama and hidden truths?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be the center of attention, just like when your aunt got upset for not sharing your boyfriend’s situation. Join now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like navigating through your family’s dramatic moments. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your aunt’s tolerance for surprises)!

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