> Jizzrael Launching Attacks on Iran Minecraft SMP

Prison, Attacks, draftable, Military, Fight

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are constantly under attack from the infamous jizzrael! Don’t worry, nothing ever really happens, but hey, something might happen one day, right?

Join us and become part of our robot army, where we are draft-proof and ready to take on any enemy that comes our way. Just be careful, because you never know when you might be drafted to fight for a government that hates you. But hey, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about your time on our crazy SMP! So come on, join us and let the insanity begin!

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KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

Minecraft, kidney stone symptoms, Safety, kidney stone, kidney stone prevention

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

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PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

disturbing atmosphere, tv show, shock value, Movie, chilling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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Musk’s Money Mine Minecraft Server

CEO, pay deal, innovation, Technology, stocks

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the investors are all backing this record-breaking pay deal for Musk? like, who even knew Minecraft and Tesla had anything to do with each other, amirite?

join this server and you’ll be mining with the big boys, building redstone contraptions that even Elon himself would be proud of. rumor has it that if you reach a certain level, Musk will personally come into the game and give you a virtual high five. how cool is that?

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun, the excitement, and the pure insanity of this Minecraft server where anything is possible, even getting paid like a boss by the man himself. let’s gooooo!

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XiNoSell2RusCraft

foreign policy, arms sales, Allies, Ukraine, XiNoSell2RusCraft

so, like, ukraine’s prez Zelenskyy was talking to China’s Xi, right? and Xi was all like, “bro, i ain’t sellin’ no weapons to russia.” and Zelenskyy was like, “dude, that’s so cool of you, thanks man.” so now ukraine can chillax knowing they ain’t gotta worry ’bout russia gettin’ any more weapons. join our server and be as chill as Xi, no weapon-selling drama here, just good vibes and blocky fun!

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MicroPlasticCraft

microplastics, archaeological evidence, environmental degradation, environmental impact, long-term preservation

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MICROPLASTICS FOR DAYS, YO! U WANNA DIG UP SOME FOSSILS AND FIND PLASTIC BOTTLES INSTEAD? WELL, DIS DA SERVER FOR U, MY DUDE! WE GOT PLASTIC TREES, PLASTIC ANIMALS, PLASTIC EVERYTHING! COME ON IN AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD WHERE PLASTIC RULES AND NATURE DROOLS! TRUST ME, YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS BEFORE! #PLASTICFANTASTIC #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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Mitochondria Mayhem: Alzheimer’s Adventure

alzheimer’s, MAYHEM, Mitochondria, Adventure

come join our epic minecraft server where microglia and mitochondria team up to fight off the evil alzheimer’s disease! build your own brain cells and defend against the zombie neurons trying to take over. with our special potions and power-ups, you’ll be unstoppable in the battle for brain supremacy. join now for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted brain helmet and become the ultimate neuro-warrior!

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50 shades of factions: PVP mayhem on a vanilla Minecraft server! Beware of the difficulty in Season 5!

End.., Season, Medieval Factions, low resources, PvP

5050 Factions Minecraft Server

Features	Description
/home and /sethome	Removed to create more pvp/raid encounters (/faction home is still allowed)
Safe zone spawns	Trade and talk with other players, buy crops, ores and necessities from admin shops
Plugin	Medieval Factions for easy to learn, hard to conquer server
Nether and End dimensions	50×50 chunks each
Spawn builds	Handmade by the owner
Explosion durability system	Ensures base doesn’t get raided easily

Will you be able to conquer a low resources, almost claustrophobic world on the brink of server-wide war? Find out right now!

Discord: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server set on hard mode?	Yes, the server is set on hard mode.
How big is the map radius?	The map radius is 50 chunks wide.
Are /home and /sethome commands removed?	Yes, those commands are removed to create more challenging gameplay.
Can players trade at safe zone spawns?	Yes, players can trade and interact with each other at safe zone spawns.
Are there admin shops for buying necessities?	Yes, players can buy crops, ores, and other necessities from admin shops.

CraftyVA Minecraft Server

Voice actors, voiceover work, video game voice acting, favorite voice actors, Server

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be chatting it up with the voice actors from your favorite video games! That’s right, we’ve got the guy who voiced Mario, the gal who brought Lara Croft to life, and even the legendary voice behind Master Chief. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden Easter egg on our server, you’ll unlock a secret chat channel where you can talk to NPCs from your favorite games. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start rubbing virtual elbows with gaming royalty!

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CraftyBlueArchive – Minecraft Server

Grand Assault, PVs, Events, blue archive, CraftyBlueArchive

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly and cows dance. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some serious moves.

But that’s not all! Our server events are like no other. How about a nighttime emergency meeting of the task force where you have to fend off zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’d prefer the grand assault event where you ride hovercrafts and torment your enemies with light armor. The possibilities are endless!

And let’s not forget about our limited edition bunny costumes for your characters. Want to hop around the server looking adorable? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Launching Attacks

5050 Factions Minecraft Server

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