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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 4912 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU IN A FANCY BRITISH ACCENT! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LIKE SUPERHEROES, BUT WITH MORE SPANDEX AND LESS CAPE!
SO WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? BECAUSE WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS NAMED CLUCKINGTON? WHERE ELSE CAN YOU BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, ONLY TO HAVE IT ATTACKED BY A HORDE OF ZOMBIE COWS?
JOIN US TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO INSANE, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN DO A BACKFLIP! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY SAID BACKFLIP)