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RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Potions Brewed:	167	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	634	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Farms Harvested:	243
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1662
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Animals Bred:	105	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	3904	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	8

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!