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RespectCraft: The Joke’s On You

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

The answer is our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a rule that every player must wear a chicken suit at all times. Why, you ask? Because chickens are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, of course!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. To get in, you must defeat a horde of dancing zombies with your best dance moves. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds.

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt, where players must follow a trail of exploding pigs to find the hidden loot. It’s like a real-life (or Minecraft-life) adventure!

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that being a complete joke could be so much fun?

38 Million Noobs in Europe – Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of real life and join a virtual nation that is even more absurd than the one described above! With a population of 38 million blocky citizens, we have zero scientific achievements because our scientists are too busy trying to figure out how to make pigs fly in the game. Our international companies consist of villagers selling dirt for emeralds, and our cultural significance is limited to our iconic dirt block monuments.

But don’t worry, we are the laughingstock of the Minecraft world, so you’ll fit right in! Our economy is so poor that even the zombies refuse to raid our villages because they know there’s nothing worth stealing. The air is polluted with the smell of burning creepers, and our government is so corrupt that even the Ender Dragon refuses to associate with us.

Join our server and escape to a world where chaos reigns, and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs a successful nation when you can build your own empire out of pixelated blocks and create your own outrageous stories to tell your friends? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least more ridiculous!

LifeForge

Active, Adrenaline, Bosses, Cash prizes, Challenges, Community, daily challenges, Economy, Elitemobs, Events, Friendly, LifeSteal, Missions, PvE, PvP, Rewards, RPG, Shop, Survival, Unique Equipment

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7870	Reality Warps Survived:	1

LifeSteal System: Lose and win hearts by defeating or being defeated! Each death can cost (or grant) life points, making survival even more exciting.

EliteMobs: Face personalized mobs, with unique powers and challenges, that evolve with you. Complete missions, earn rare prizes and test your skills against epic bosses!

Exclusive Features: PvP and PvE events to measure your strength against the best players and legendary mobs. Economy and Shop to exchange resources and acquire unique equipment. Missions and Rewards, including cash prizes, for those who complete daily challenges!

Why play at LifeForge? Our server is ideal for those who love challenges and want to feel the adrenaline of Survival with an RPG touch. Join an active and friendly community that is always looking for the next challenge!

jogar.lifeforge.xyz

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

”WE POPPIN” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Villages Defended:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Emeralds Found:	3716	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the ruler of the server. But then, a group of rebels formed a secret underground society dedicated to overthrowing the potato dictator. It was epic, it was intense, and it was all happening on our server.

But that’s not all! We’ve got treasure hunts, prank wars, and even a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the world. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we poppin’ and we ain’t stoppin’!

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Abilities, Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Cross-Play, Currency, donor rewards, dynamic, Economy, Features, Job, Land Claim, Leaderboards, Leveling system, Perks, Pets, Protection, PvE, Rewards, Shop, Skills, Survival, Updates

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	4370	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Welcome to Esempee, the ever-evolving Minecraft SMP where adventure and community thrive!

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Join Esempee today and become part of a growing, dynamic community!

play.esempee.com

5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6621
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	1571
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5531	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3245	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	89
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	501383	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com