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UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9367

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7886	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	138	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Votes:	7713	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.

FrenchFugitiveMCServer

Arrest warrant, brother, CEO, controversy, criminal, criminal charges, digital communication, extradition, family ties, French authorities, FrenchFugitiveMCServer, fugitive, International, investigation, law enforcement, legal trouble, messaging app, scandal, technology company, Telegram, wanted

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	17

So, like, you ever heard of that one time when the CEO of Telegram’s brother got in trouble with the French authorities? Well, guess what, he’s now running a Minecraft server! And let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.

Join our server for a chance to team up with the infamous brother of a tech giant and take on the French police in epic battles. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the authorities and smuggle rare items across borders.

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret black market where you can trade with shady characters for powerful weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the CEO’s brother is on the run. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

TelegramTalesMC

Appearance, CEO, Communication, Court, criminal justice, custody, detainment, France, Freed, French, investigation, law enforcement, Legal, messaging app, privacy, prosecutors, Release, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, TelegramTalesMC

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, then this is the place to be, dude. like, we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to use it as a slide to get to the treasure at the bottom. it was wild, man.

and, like, the best part is that the owner of this server is, like, a total legend. they once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. it was epic, bro. you gotta join this server just to witness the insanity for yourself.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, my dude. you gotta come and bust a move with us. plus, there’s free cake and fireworks for everyone. it’s like a party in your pants, but in minecraft.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and let the good times roll. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a blast, bro.