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  • BlockyBedBloopers

    BlockyBedBloopers
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 2781
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for resources when suddenly a group of dancing creepers show up and start busting some serious moves. Or how about the time a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a disco ball? Yep, that actually happened on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament,” where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet and holding a tiny lance.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and get ready for a whole new level of fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

    MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4658
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Potions Brewed: 158 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyElectionFlip

    CraftyElectionFlip
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 7551
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old elections where you have to choose between the lesser of two evils? Well, our Minecraft server is like a political campaign on steroids! Join us and experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind about who to vote for, just like you change your choice of candidate close to the election date. Will you stick with the tried and true candidate, or will you be swayed by outrageous promises and scandalous scandals? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the election gets a diamond-encrusted crown and a pet dragon to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Cast your vote (and your pickaxe) on our server today!

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  • OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

    OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8835
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 288
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8126 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Buildings Constructed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drama than Ukraine banning the Russian Orthodox Church after like, forever of bowing down to them!

    We got factions beefin’ harder than two mobs fightin’ over a diamond block. You gotta pick a side and rep your crew, or else you’ll get wrecked harder than a wooden pickaxe tryin’ to mine obsidian.

    And our PvP arena is more intense than a creeper sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryin’ to build a house. It’s like a battle royale, but with blocky characters and way more explosions.

    Plus, our custom plugins are so wild, they’ll make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportin’ you all over the place. Trust me, you ain’t never seen Minecraft like this before.

    So come join us on this server, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the fun never stops. It’s gonna be a ride crazier than a pig ridin’ a minecart, and you won’t wanna miss it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive

    LebCraft: 270+ Reasons to Stay Alive
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 5170
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha wtf that’s some serious shiz, come join our minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creeper DJs. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. forget about real world problems and come chill with us in our virtual wonderland of madness and mayhem. let’s build some epic structures and troll each other with invisible blocks, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoMicros ForWaterBears

    NoMicros ForWaterBears
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 4292
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1510 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

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  • Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft

    Averno server Minecraft server Minecraft
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 4393
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the vanilla RP project averno, where you choose who you want to become!

    Our project contains completely vanilla Minecraft mechanics with some nice little additions.

    What awaits you on our project?

    1. Vanilla mechanics. Completely vanilla spawn raid of mobs, like in a single player game, while the server has stable TPS.

    2. Self-written and improved plugins for a more interesting game, if you want to try something new without mods.

    3. Role-playing elements. With us you can create your own unique character, develop it, interact with other players and participate in various RP server events.

    4. Cities and settlements. If you are bored of playing alone and want to have fun in the company of like-minded people, you can join any city or create your own.

    5. Our project hosts various events. Perhaps you will be the one to become famous throughout the server by creating a mega exciting event that everyone will be delighted with.

    There is much more to list, but I think you should come and see for yourself what we have. If you are interested in the above, then join us and dive into the amazing world of Minecraft, create your own stories, interact with other players and just enjoy the game. Perhaps you will change the course of history…

    mc.averno.fun

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  • Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination

    Mellow Meadows: Where cows are the true rulers and pigs plan world domination
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2989
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Crops Grown: 1890 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival

    The ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Quests: Within Mellow Meadows we offer a variety of different style of quests, each job has its unique daily quests that will change day to day. We also offer random quests you can pick up along your journey to best fit your play style!

    Economy: Earn money, become the wealthiest player and own as much land as you can. Earning money via quests, jobs, auction house, and much more!

    Jobs: We have many different job styles that meet everyone’s play style. Get paid to do anything you can think of that would relate. Places blocks, get paid for, breaking blocks, get paid, enchanting, get paid to do it. That’s only an example, come check it out!

    Party System: Whether you’re joining on your own or with your friends, we have a party system that allows you to play and share land and earnings with friends!

    Claiming: Prevent your builds from being raided with land claiming. Just claim your land (as big as you want) and keep growing your base to the size you dream of!

    We are a new server, just launched yesterday. Even if players come through to help bugs and issues to resolve that would be amazing. If you do encounter any issues, please reach out to staff so we can get those issues handled as fast as possible!

    IP: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/HZR6YXtQkq

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the Mellow Meadows Survival server? To join, simply enter the IP address: play.mellowmeadowsmc.online in your Minecraft client.
    What kind of quests are available on the server? We offer a variety of quests, including unique daily quests for each job, and random quests you can pick up along your journey.
    Can I earn money on the server? Yes, you can earn money through quests, jobs, the auction house, and more to become the wealthiest player.
    Is there a party system on the server? Yes, we have a party system that allows you to play with friends, share land, and share earnings and XP.
    How can I prevent my builds from being raided? You can prevent this by using our land claiming feature, allowing you to protect your land and grow your base without worrying about raids.

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 4521
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Magic Items Found: 7238
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress maze.

    Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself would be jealous. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time just to marvel at our pixelated paradise.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare blocks, like diamond-encrusted dirt and glowstone that actually sings when you mine it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – we’ve got zombie pigmen riding on the backs of flying squids, and creepers that explode in a shower of confetti instead of destruction.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming adventure so outrageous, even the Ender Dragon would be shaking in its dragon-y boots. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

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  • Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP

    Nudism Exhibitionism CFNM ENF Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 7907
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 19
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Mines Excavated: 1454
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Farms Harvested: 387

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things nudism, exhibitionism, CFNM, ENF, and more! Join us if you’re tired of wearing those boring old pixelated clothes and want to let it all hang out in the virtual world.

    Our server is a haven for those who love to strip down and show off their pixelated goods to the world. From naked mining expeditions to nude PvP battles, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we have strict rules in place to ensure everyone feels comfortable and respected while they’re letting it all hang out.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded individuals who share your love for getting naked in a blocky world? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nudist colony hidden somewhere on the server where players can frolic in the buff without a care in the world.

    So come on, strip down, and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who needs armor when you’ve got pixelated skin to protect you?

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  • WeddingCrasherCraft

    WeddingCrasherCraft
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9883
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4107 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6514
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Have you ever wanted to join a server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Just like the OP’s brother’s wedding, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when a long-lost player will show up uninvited and cause chaos. But hey, that’s what makes it exciting, right?

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will there be apologies flying left and right like in the email from the brother? Will there be deep, introspective moments like the OP reflecting on their past mistakes? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

    So come on over and join the fun. Who needs RSVPs when you can just show up and shake things up? And hey, if you’re struggling with your own Minecraft skills, don’t worry – we’re all about personal growth here. Plus, we won’t judge if you’re still figuring out your crafting preferences. It’s all part of the journey, right?

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the personal growth. Join our server today and let the games begin!

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