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  • Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

    Blocky Blunders & Love Fails

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the multiverse! If you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Here are just a few outrageous reasons why you absolutely must join our zany blocky universe:

      • Creeper Cuddles Gone Wrong: Ever tried to romance a creeper? In our server, we had a guy who thought it was a good idea to take a creepypasta character on a date! Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. One moment he was sharing a flower, the next he was just a charred memory of a "love story." Join us to see his ashes memorialized in pixelated glory!

      • Netherward Bound: Join us in the Nether, where a player once tried to impress a group of friends by doing the legendary “lava dive” but mixed his potions up and ended up turning into a sentient block of ice! The sight of him desperately hurling fireballs while trying to stay warm? Absolutely priceless.

      • Enderman’s Closet Confessions: Have you ever tried to flirt with an Enderman? One brave soul thought he’d give it a shot… until he realized ‘look but don’t touch’ was taken a bit too literally! Witness the saga as he accidentally grabbed an Enderman’s precious block and triggered an interdimensional war over a single log. Talk about a "breakup"!

      • The Great Sheep Meet-Cute: One player boasted about how he could woo sheep into following him with a trail of wheat. Little did he know, he accidentally attracted every hostile mob in the process! The result? An epic stampede of wool and mayhem that left him trapped in a wool fortress. Now we hold reenactments every Friday night!

      • Potion Mishaps: Ever brewed a potion that landed you back in time? One ambitious alchemist attempted to create a "Love Elixir" and instead ended up resurrecting ancient mobs! Now we have a weekly “Retro Rage” event where we relive the chaos—oh, and you might bump into a long-lost dinosaur too!

      • Ender Dragon’s Dating Profile: This server has a special feature—swipe right on the Ender Dragon! In a hilarious twist, it’s discovered that it has a thing for players wearing diamond armor. Unfortunately, many romances ended in dramatic dragon-breathing disasters, leaving players endlessly respawning to learn more of its quirky demands!

    Dive into the wildest Minecraft experience ever! The laughter never ends, and neither do the absurd tales. Adventure awaits, and trust us—you do NOT want to miss out on these legendary shenanigans! Join now and contribute to our ever-growing encyclopedia of "Epic Fails!"

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  • Thicker Thighs Realm 1.20.5

    Thicker Thighs Realm 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the thighs on this server are thicker than a bowl of oatmeal! I’m talking thiccc with three C’s, my dude. And let me tell you, thicker thighs means better loot. Don’t ask me how, it’s just science, bro. So if you wanna be swimming in diamonds and emeralds, you better hop on this server and get ready to feast your eyes on them thicc thighs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Dad-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Dad-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life soap opera action! Our server is run by a 34-year-old divorced mom who shares two kids with her ex-husband, who left her for a 19-year-old (yikes!). But wait, there’s more – he then moved 6 hours away for a new family with 5 kids that no one knew about!

    Join our server for some family drama, emotional rollercoasters, and therapy sessions. Will the kids reconcile with their dad? Will the ex-husband ever stop lying? Will the new stepmom and her army of children take over the server? The only way to find out is to join us now! Who needs Minecraft mobs when you have this kind of drama?

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  • GrannyGriefMC

    GrannyGriefMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mother-in-law’s lipstick choices? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and deception that will make you question everything you know about family dynamics.

    Our server is like no other, with rules that are more twisted than your mother-in-law’s lies. From no kissing allowed to secret trips to Walmart, you never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about finding childcare, because our server is full of elderly neighbors with a penchant for purple lipstick who are more than happy to watch your baby while you mine for diamonds.

    Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, confronting betrayal, and ultimately deciding if you’re the asshole in this crazy Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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  • NoChadMoviesAllowed

    NoChadMoviesAllowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching movies and being disappointed by a certain actor’s lackluster performances? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never have to see that actor again! That’s right, we have a special plugin that automatically censors any mention or appearance of that actor in-game. So come join us and escape the clutches of bad acting once and for all! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to perform Oscar-worthy performances in your own Minecraft roleplays. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to that actor and hello to a world of limitless possibilities on our server!

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  • Slow Star Spinners

    Slow Star Spinners

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like this neutron star that’s all rule-breaking and stuff. it spins so slow, like, six whole hours for one spin. it’s like, defying all the laws of physics and stuff. so, if you wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join our server. who knows what other crazy things you’ll find in this minecraft universe. come on, let’s break some rules together!

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  • BasementMC

    BasementMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Factions server with unique worldgen, and server-side mods. Customized ReTerraForged for stunning mountains and lakes, and plenty of custom biomes. Small but active playerbase, and we are looking to expand our server and create larger factions!

    mc.lynxs.xyz

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  • Medieval Smp

    Medieval Smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Main Mods Ice and Fire / Ars Nouveau / Create / Intergrated Villages/Strongholds and the Yung Dungeons
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Server IP 88.211.212.7:25565

    Overview

    Are you looking for a medieval Minecraft server that offers a variety of mods and gameplay options? Look no further! Our dedicated community provides plenty of medieval mods that allow players to role-play as kings, pirates, knights, samurai, wizards, and more. Join our beautiful and chill community today and explore the endless possibilities of our modpack. The server has just started, so come and join us on Discord!

    FAQ

    What mods are included in the server?

    The main mods on our server are Ice and Fire, Ars Nouveau, Create, Integrated Villages/Strongholds, and the Yung Dungeons.

    How can I join the Discord server?

    You can join our Discord server by clicking here.

    What is the server IP?

    The server IP is 88.211.212.7:25565.

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  • Mystic Shivers 1.20.1

    Mystic Shivers 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! They got tentacle vines that you can use on Cece! Like, why would you waste that opportunity, man? The CG department is lit on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! Join now and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna blow your mind, dude!

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  • HairCraftedPunishments

    HairCraftedPunishments

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as neon orange hair? Look no further! Join our server for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you feeling as bright as Alexis’ hair!

    Compete in dance-offs with other players, just like Alexis at her nationals competition! Show off your moves and earn the title of ultimate dance champion.

    And don’t worry about any crazy hair dye mishaps like Alexis – on our server, you can dye your hair any color you want, no rules here! Whether you want neon orange, bright pink, or even rainbow stripes, the choice is yours.

    Join now and let your creativity run wild, just like Alexis’ hair dye escapade. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a Paramore-loving player who shares your love for all things colorful!

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