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CreeperLoveCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	6541	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	169
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

NoobNostalgia

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Star Shards Collected:	278
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7271	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

Bootylicious, desire, Domination, Erotic, face sitting, FANTASY, fetish, girl’s ass, INTIMATE, kink, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, Submission, Tease, temptation, Worship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Towns Built:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

TinyPeevesMC

daily frustrations, insignificant annoyances, irrational pet peeves, little things that bother me, minor annoyances, minor bothers, minor disturbances, minor grievances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minuscule irritations, petty annoyances, petty grievances, small annoyances, small grievances, small irritations, small vexations, tiny annoyances, TinyPeevesMC, trivial annoyances, trivial irritations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	2567	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.