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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where people actually make sense when they talk? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculousness and nonsensical conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is home to the most absurd group of players you’ll ever meet. From debating whether cows can fly to discussing the best way to cook a diamond sword, there’s never a dull moment in our wacky world.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly “Most Stupid Thing Said” competition, where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous and nonsensical statement. The winner gets a prize so ridiculous, we can’t even tell you what it is.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilarious and chaotic adventure? Come on over and see just how stupid things can get on our Minecraft server!

GiftCardGang Minecraft Server

aita, anniversary, christmas gift, Communication, Explanation, feelings, gift card, Gift ideas, GiftCardGang, Guilt, husband, jewelry, Lululemon, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overthinking, Promotion, Purchase, rangefinder, separate gift, Server, SPENDING

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more confusing than this gift-giving situation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to grab a diamond, a creeper would explode right in their face! Talk about a blast!

But that’s not all! Our server is so unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next minute you could be in a heated battle with a horde of zombie chickens. It’s madness, I tell you!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and leave you scratching your head in confusion, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more baffling than trying to figure out gift card math.

HearingAidCrafters

assistive devices, Communication, communication tools, Conversation, dementia, Empathy, family, Frustration, Glasses, health, hearing aids, hearing loss, HearingAidCrafters, mental health, patience, refusal, relationships, Support, Therapy, therapy suggestion, Understanding, Vanity

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the only way to communicate is through Morse code! That’s right, we have players tapping out messages on their keyboards like they’re in the middle of a spy mission.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to decipher messages from your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies. It’s a whole new level of gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, whichever you prefer).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively through interpretive dance. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting out their best moves to convey important information.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where communication is key, even if it means learning Morse code or perfecting your dance moves. Who needs hearing aids when you have Minecraft?

BlockyBootyLand

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Votes:	8200	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty Beach, where players can find rare treasures buried in the sand. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the Mushroom Kingdom, where everything is upside down and the cows speak in rhymes.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the zombies do the Thriller dance, the skeletons wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw wild parties every night? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and let the madness begin!

SinaloaCartelMCServer – Play Responsibly!

crime, criminal activity, criminal organizations, drug cartel, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug violence, drug war, escalation, Government, law enforcement, Mexican government, mexico, north Mexico, organized crime, Play, president, RESPONSIBILITY, responsibly, SECURITY, Sinaloa Cartel, SinaloaCartelMCServer, violence

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Animals Bred:	168
Emeralds Found:	6357	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than the Sinaloa cartel in Mexico! our president is constantly asking players to act “responsibly” as the violence escalates in the north…of our server map! but don’t worry, we have plenty of fun and games to distract you from the chaos. build your own drug empire or just chill and mine for diamonds, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride that will make you forget all about real world problems. VIVA LA MINECRAFT!

MetaCraft: No Russian News

Bans, Censorship, Communication, current events, Disinformation, facebook, freedom of speech, global news, government control, information warfare, internet, Journalism, media regulation, Meta, metacraft, News, Politics, Propaganda, Russian, Russian state media, social media, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2122	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Star Shards Collected:	67	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join because, like, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, so many you’ll be rollin’ in ’em like a pig in mud.

also, like, we have this crazy story about how the Facebook owner, Meta, banned Russian state media outlets because they were tryin’ to steal all the villagers’ crops in the game. like, can you believe that? those sneaky Russians tryin’ to ruin our fun.

plus, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show ’em who’s boss. like, you’ll be swingin’ your sword like a pro and takin’ down enemies left and right.

so, like, come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SinisterSMP

Active Staff, Cross-Play, Custom, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, friendly community, Hardcore, LifeSteal, loot crates, Lore, Mini Games, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Terraforming

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Animals Bred:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

SinisterSMP is a brand new lifesteal server looking to give a fresh revamp and experience to the usual lifesteal server, with a rapidly growing and friendly community and modern features and gameplay, SinisterSMP is the best server if you’re looking for a new server to play in. We have put a lot of effort into making the experience filled with thrilling PvP and much more, join today!

play.sinistersmp.net

SMP where even the pixels have more adventures than you

Adventures, bedrock, better, cinemamod, Community, Crates, custom armors, Feedback, Friendly, Grief Prevention, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, pixels, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Server, simple voice chat, smp, Temperatures, Versions, voice chat

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Crops Grown:	7082
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Semi-vanilla SMP Simple voice chat Temperatures with seasons Daily crates Grief prevention Custom armors Minigames
Supported Versions	1.18 to latest versions
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Required Mods	“Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat “cinemamod” for cinema feature

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How can I join the server?

You can join the server at smp.playpixels.net on Java or Bedrock platforms.

2. What versions of Minecraft are supported?

The server supports versions 1.18 to the latest versions.

3. Are mods required to play on the server?

No mods are required, but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed for proximity chat and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema feature.

4. Is there any grief prevention on the server?

Yes, the server has grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

5. How can I provide feedback to improve the server?

All feedback is welcome and appreciated. You can join the Discord server at discord.com/invite/xUqMyugzTm to share your suggestions.

The Anonymous 689048082 Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	661008
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	9691
Mines Excavated:	2004	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, how about a treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft unicorn, known for granting wishes to players who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of cake? The unicorn can make it happen!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to unicorns, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Safe 5’1 Girl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Votes:	4382
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	4255

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the land is filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a 5’1 girl in a world where it’s safer than being a towering 6’3 man.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond armor-clad chickens who challenged him to a dance-off for the ultimate loot. Or how about the time when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers who turned out to be expert chefs and opened a restaurant in the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Join our SMP and you might just encounter a secret society of llamas plotting to take over the server with their impeccable fashion sense and killer dance moves. Or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that involve collecting rare items like enchanted golden carrots or dragon egg omelettes.

So come on, join us in this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP where being a 5’1 girl is the key to survival!

ChooseMeOrCraft

birth letter, children, ChooseMeOrCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, emergency, family, high risk, husband, love, Marriage, Motherhood, motherless children, parenting, Pregnancy, Priorities, relationships, sacrifice, VALUES, Wife

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Votes:	5859
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	90	Divine Spears Created:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize virtual blocky babies over everything else! Join us for a wild ride filled with tough decisions and questionable morals.

Imagine a scenario where you have to choose between saving your Minecraft character or your Minecraft baby…who would you choose? Our players have debated this topic passionately, with some willing to sacrifice themselves for the greater good, while others refuse to leave their blocky offspring behind.

Join us and experience the drama, the chaos, and the absurdity of it all. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated argument with another player about the importance of virtual life over virtual death. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even end up writing a birth letter to defend your in-game decisions. It’s all in good fun, right?