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AngryCrafters

absurd triggers, AngryCrafters, bizarre reactions, comical fury, funny tantrums, irrational behavior, laughable rage, nonsensical irritations, outrageous outbursts, ridiculous anger, silly reasons

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	373738
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Oh boy, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft server for a chance to witness the most epic meltdowns over the silliest reasons. One time, someone got mad because their pet pig in the game wouldn’t stop staring at them while they were building a house. Another player threw a fit because they couldn’t find any diamonds in the first five minutes of playing. Trust us, the drama on this server is better than any reality TV show. So if you’re looking for a good laugh and some wild entertainment, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CmNetwork

Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Online Community Adventure Building Survival Creative Exploration PvP Mods Minigames Economy Fantasy Sandbox Roleplay Crafting Exploration Virtual, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	297897	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Welcome to the fun! Thank you for joining the ᴄᴍɴᴇᴛᴡᴏʀᴋ server. You can chat about many different topics, play on our Minecraft server and make new friends on this server, which was opened on 18/3/2024. ■ CmNetwork

WE HAVE A SURVIVAL+BOXMINING+SKYBLOCK SERVER. YOU CAN JOIN THE FUN BY JOINING.

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Total Lifesteal S1

Ability, Anarchy, banned, challenge, Challenging, Craft, Dying, Experience, Heart, Hearts, killing, LifeSteal, Minecraft, player, Public, PvP, Server, smp, Survival, Total Lifesteal, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	2290
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6760

Are you looking for a public Lifesteal SMP that can provide a challenging vanilla experience? if so, your at the right place, Total Lifesteal, a place where upon dying, a heart is lost, upon killing a player, a heart is gained, and players are granted the ability to craft hearts, if you lose all 10 hearts, you get banned from the server, are you down for the challenge?

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Virtual Cutie Minecraft Server

Actual, adorable, Anime, Content Creator, cute, CUTEST, cutie, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, internet celebrity, Kawaii, Livestreamer, Minecraft, Online Community, online personality, Popular, Server, streaming, trending, virtual, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the actual cutest VTuber in the world! That’s right, she’s so adorable, creepers explode from sheer cuteness when they see her!

Join our server for a chance to build alongside the most kawaii VTuber you’ll ever meet. She’s known for her epic building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of Endermen with just a wink and a smile. Plus, rumor has it that her pet wolf can do backflips while juggling diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely out of potatoes. If you can impress him with your potato farming skills, you might just earn a spot in his royal court (and maybe even a potato crown)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to experience the craziest, cutest, and most potato-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

Rumour Control Minecraft SMP

alien 3, Android, Artificial Intelligence, character analysis, control, David, fan theories, long tail, Lore, Minecraft, movie rumors, Mystery, never died, Operational, plot twists, Prisoner, rumour, Rumour Control, science fiction, smp, speculation, tags, theories, unanswered questions

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where David from the Alien series never died and is now a prisoner/android hybrid roaming the server! Will you befriend him or run for your life? Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you how to build a spaceship out of blocks! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

PaycheckCraft

achievement, budgeting, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial habits, financial independence, financial literacy, financial responsibility, first paycheck, Investment, milestone, money management, PaycheckCraft, personal finance, Purchases, REWARD, savings, SPENDING, Splurge, young adult

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be able to buy a pet unicorn with your first ever paycheck! That’s right, we have a magical shop where you can trade your hard-earned diamonds for mythical creatures. Imagine riding into battle on a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and confusion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own your very own unicorn in Minecraft!

VladivostokCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, authoritarianism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign affairs, global affairs, Government, impunity, influence, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Mongolia visit, Politics, power, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, summit, Vladivostok, VladivostokCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has arrived in vladivostok after using mongolia visit to demonstrate impunity!! if putin is playing minecraft, you know it’s gotta be lit 🔥🔥🔥

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of putin in the spawn area and having a “dance-off” competition where the winner gets to be putin’s right-hand man in the game 🕺💃

plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden bunker in the server, you’ll discover putin’s stash of diamonds and emeralds worth millions 💎💰

so what are you waiting for?? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! putin approves 👍🇷🇺

NatoTurkeyG7RivalJoin

Alliance, application, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global affairs, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, NatoTurkeyG7RivalJoin, Partnership, Politics, rival, russia, SECURITY, summit, turkey

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Potions Brewed:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375

so like, imagine a minecraft server where turkeys are like, applying to be in nato but they’re all like “nah, we wanna join russia’s G7 rival instead!” like, what even is happening in this world, man? come join our server where turkeys are making international political moves and causing chaos everywhere. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next turkey ambassador to russia or something. it’s a wild ride, dude. come join us and see what the cluck is going on!

MuscleCraft: Eddie’s Strength Secrets

athletic performance, British, deadlift champion, eddie hall, Eddie’s, healthy aging, Injury prevention, muscle development, muscle growth, muscle physiology, muscle secrets, muscle strength, MuscleCraft, Muscles, Powerlifting, researchers, Secrets, strength, strength athlete, strength training, Strongman, strongman training, super strength

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	9823	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Divine Spears Created:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where our muscles are so strong they can reveal the secrets of super-strength like eddie hall! we are like the british strongman deadlift champion but in minecraft! our muscles will give you insight into how to be the strongest player everrrrrrrr! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even prevent injuries with our super-strength muscles! who needs healthy aging when you can play on our server and be forever young and strongggggg! come join now and be a part of the muscle madness!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server, Trapped on ELEMENTAL ISLAND in Minecraft!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	6322	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Death Follows

Adventure, Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Cooperative, Crafting, Exploration, Factions, Horror, Lore, Modded, multiplayer, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Resource Management, Roleplaying, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, US West Coast, zombie

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Modded Zombie Apocalypse server for allowing players to explore the US West Coast, avoiding hordes of zombies, enemy players, and trying to survive on your own or with friends you meet along the way

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