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Blocky Banter: LOL Common Phrases

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Emeralds Found:	524	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Zombie Dances:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the holy grail of blocky goodness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who does your bidding.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you saying, “What’s the most ridiculous common saying? This server is the bomb-diggity!”

UNAuditPanicCraft

Audit, audit process, canal, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, Dispute Resolution, foreign policy, government response, international law, international relations, panama, panama canal, Panama government, Panama-US relations, political tension, threat, trump, UN, UNAuditPanicCraft, united nations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, this server is so lit, even Panama is complaining to the UN about it! can you believe that? they’re like “yo, this server is too good, we gotta audit it to make sure it’s not cheating or something.” but like, they’re just jealous cuz our server is the bomb dot com.

join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!

What is the IP for YoBoy PIZZA Minecraft Server?

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Alien Abductions:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

YoBoy PIZZA is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for his entertaining gaming content and hilarious commentary. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his videos, YoBoy PIZZA continues to create engaging content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Dual Rulers Minecraft 1.21.3

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	8530
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, have you seen the new trailer for the anime of Guilty Gear? It’s like, totally lit, man! The animation is off the charts and the story is like, canon with the games, right?

Join our Minecraft server if you wanna experience the epicness of Guilty Gear in blocky form! We got crazy builds inspired by the characters, like Sol Badguy’s flaming sword fortress and Ky Kiske’s heavenly castle.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mods that let you unleash special moves like Dragon Install and Ride the Lightning. It’s like, a whole new level of PvP madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s rock, dude! It’s gonna be a wild ride full of pixelated mayhem and epic battles. Let’s goooooo!

MommaCraft

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, difficult decisions, Emotional Abuse, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, mental health, MommaCraft, Mother Daughter, narcissistic behavior, parenting, personal growth, relationships, self-care, special occasions, toxic relationships, vow renewal, Wedding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama on your special day? Join our Minecraft server where there are no toxic family members allowed! Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any narcissistic, bipolar, binge-drinking relatives ruining the fun.

Imagine a world where your mom can’t make snarky comments about your dress or demand to be seated far away from your dad. On our server, you can invite whoever you want to your virtual wedding without any ridiculous demands or drama. Plus, there’s no need to worry about your kids getting involved in family feuds – they can just enjoy the game and have a blast!

So, why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to family drama on your special day. Build your dream wedding venue, invite your friends, and let the celebrations begin! It’s time to game on and leave the real-life drama behind.

CraftyCitizenshipQuest

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	578433	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Star Shards Collected:	221	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gaining citizenship is harder than trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon! Our server is so exclusive, even the creepers need a visa to enter.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on the craziest citizenship journey of your life. Rumor has it that the only way to become a citizen is to defeat the mighty Wither Boss in a game of rock-paper-scissors. And trust us, that Wither Boss is a pro at throwing down some serious shapes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted instant citizenship and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So come on over and test your luck on our server. Who knows, you might just become a citizen faster than a zombie can break down a wooden door.

HebrewCraft: Weapon Swap Fun!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	843
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	96	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join cuz we got russian weapons from hezbollah dat we gonna give to ukraine. yea, u heard me right. we out here playin minecraft but also doin international diplomacy. come join da fun and maybe u can negotiate some deals too. who knows, maybe ukraine will give u a diamond sword in return. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness.

Plasma Party: Fluctuation Fun

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9669	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we make plasma fluctuations look like child’s play! our supercomputer is so powerful, it can reproduce TWO plasma fluctuations at once! when the first one starts growin’, it messes up all them energetic particles and BAM the second one shows up like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a party in the plasma world, and you’re invited! who knew minecraft could be so electrifying? join now for a shockingly good time!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Towns Built:	5

Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server

Overview
Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

Overview

Hey ya’ll! JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where we try to make a full fictional world. We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! Play as normal everyday people, or make something of yourself. Lore is entirely made by the players, have your characters play out scenarios and develop them as your environment goes. There isn’t necessarily a build theme or style, just as long as there’s a reason lore wise behind it, although its important to note that we don’t let huge scale and megabuilds slide. (Towns, Villages, Cities are totally fine! Just not massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map) Culture and religions are player made and built, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! We have a friendly community that can help you get started in the server. Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Janitor’s Closet Minecraft Server?	JC is a Roleplay-Worldbuilding server where players can create their own culture, nation, and story within a fictional world.
Are there any build restrictions?	While there isn’t a strict build theme or style, massive buildings that take up a quarter of the map are not allowed. Towns, Villages, and Cities are encouraged.
How can I join the server?	Joining the Discord server is required, and all new members must fill out a quick application after reading the rules.
Can I create my own culture and religion?	Yes, players are encouraged to create their own cultures and religions within the server.

The Ivory Trail 1.21.1

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, listen up, we got a Minecraft server where the white men are back and they’re taking over like it’s 1492 all over again!

Join us for some crazy adventures where you can build your own empire and conquer the land like a true colonizer.

We’ve got crazy mods that will make you question reality, like flying pigs and exploding chickens.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server – are you brave enough to join the resistance?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show those pixelated natives who’s boss!

AlarmBlocker Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchantments Applied:	247	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner prankster? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with outrageous antics and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s roommate, you’ll encounter all sorts of characters with different beliefs and practices. Maybe you’ll even come across a player who sets off alarms at dawn to wake up and perform a ritual in-game! Will you be the one to sabotage their alarm clock and cause chaos in the virtual world?

Join now for a chance to pull off epic pranks, make new friends, and navigate through dorm room drama like never before. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate prankster on our server!