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CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

/stone/ – Minecraft SMP Stoner

Alter Ego Kingprotea, Archetype Inception, Avenger Xu Fu, BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience, Current Pick Ups, Dubai Strikes Back, Event, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Foreigner Mysterious Heroine XX Alter, Lancer Dobrynya Nikitich, Lancer Karna, Lancer Percival, Login Bonus, Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign, Minecraft, Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri, Mysterious Agent C.I.E.L, Ordeal Call III, Passionlip, PU summon, smp, Stargazer’s Teapots, STONE, Stoner, utility links

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and bonuses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous events and rewards!

Join us for the “Ordeal Call III: Neo-Primate Succession War, Archetype Inception” event where you can battle it out with your fellow players for the chance to win amazing prizes like 5 Golden Apples, 10 Hellfire of Wisdom, and even a Beast Footprint! Plus, don’t miss out on our “BB Presents Celebrity Summer Experience! ~ Dubai Strikes Back” event where you can win 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples just for logging in!

But that’s not all – we also have the “Lostbelt No.4 Clear Support Campaign” where you can clear main quests at AP 0 and receive 6 Golden Apples and 600 Mana Prisms! And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our “Archetype Inception Part 2 PU Summon” where you can summon powerful Servants like Moon Cancer Jinako Carigiri and Alter Ego Kingprotea!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest events and rewards you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft world! Who knows, you might even walk away with a Rare Prism or a Crystallized Lore – the possibilities are endless!

Cosmalverse

Bosses, crafting recipes, custom spells, Custom world, Dungeons, Leveling system, PvE, Roleplay, Some related tags that are not part of the Cosmalverse Minecraft server could be: MMORPG, Survival, Unique Biomes, Unique Mobs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Cosmalverse. The Ultimate Minecraft RPG Server is here! Go on an epic MMORPG server adventure mixed and merged with survival seamlessly.

Explore the most unique custom world with caves and biomes unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. Fight 300+ unique mobs, 100+ bosses, and explore over 60+ dungeons. All guided with a full leveling system, build creations, custom spells, and 300+ unique crafting recipes.

Play the ultimate minecraft rpg server today!

play.cosmalverse.com

Goontown

Community, Experience, Fabric, Factions, Friends, Goontown, Minecraft, Mods, PvP, Survival, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

goontown.falixsrv.me:35098

F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

#venting, anxiety, Cabin fever, Cooling down, coping strategies, fear, Frustration, gun, Heat, indoors, ISOLATION, Melanin men, mental health, Minecraft, MODERN, NEET, night, Safety, self-care, Server, Summer, walk, weather

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327

Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

2024.., Anime, character design, Computer, cute, digital art, discussion, FANART, Fandom, forum, Future, internet culture, Minecraft, niche community, operating system, OS-tan, personification, Possible.., smp, speculation, tan, Technology, Thread

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

Adults, advice, aita, blended family, Bonding, Communication, dad, family dynamics, family unit, father figure, hurtful, mom, MomAndHubbysMinecraftServer, parenting, parents, relationships, Stepbrother, stepdad, stepfamily, Trust

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Towns Built:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

NoGirlLeftBehindMC

baby, bitter, Breakup, Cheating, christmas, DATING, ENGAGEMENT, Etiquette, Excluding, exclusion, friend group, Gifts, Incident, Marriage, NoGirlLeftBehindMC, Pregnancy, relationships, single girl, social cues, Tiffany, wedding reception

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	114	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

DumbGeniusMC SMP

arrogance, cognitive bias, Communication, Conflict Resolution, critical thinking, dealing with difficult people, dealing with others, DumbGeniusMC, Ego, emotional intelligence, humility, ignorance, intelligence, intelligence levels, interpersonal relationships, people, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-perception, smp, Social Skills

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Farms Harvested:	699	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

Billionaire or Bust

billion dollars, billionaire, Bust, chance, Decision making, Dilemma, financial freedom, Financial Security, Future, GUARANTEED, Investment, Lottery, LUCK, million dollars, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opportunity, Risk, success, wealth, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

PagerWar Minecraft Server

arab-israeli conflict, Conflict, declaration of war, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, international relations, Israel, Israeli aggression, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military response, Minecraft, pager attacks, PagerWar, political tension, regional crisis, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Votes:	4487	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.