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RumorCraft: I Can’t Even Mine, Bro!

absurd stories, baseless gossip, Bro, comical misinformation, dumb rumour, exaggerated tales, fabricated tales, false information, far-fetched gossip, gossip, heard about yourself, laughable lies, misconceptions, mistaken identity, nonsensical rumors, outlandish rumors, preposterous claims, ridiculous hearsay, RumorCraft, silly rumors, unfounded claims, untrue stories

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Have you heard the rumour that I once built a giant statue of a potato on a Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s totally true! And if you join our server, you can help me build an even bigger statue of a giant flying spaghetti monster made entirely out of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly in real life for 24 hours. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server out there!

CraftyConsciousness

brain activity, brain function, brain functioning, brain health, brain injury, Clinical Study, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Motor Dissociation, cognitive neuroscience, Coma, Consciousness Disorders, consciousness studies, CraftyConsciousness, Disorders of Consciousness, Medical research, motor function, neurological disorders, Neurological Rehabilitation, neurology, neuroscience, New England Journal of Medicine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112

so, like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a party in yo computer screen, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret dungeons with treasure chests full of diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon egg. ain’t no other server got dat.

oh, and did i mention we got a pet zombie named Bob? he’s like, da coolest zombie u ever met. he’ll follow u around and protect u from all dem pesky skeletons and zombies. plus, he’s got mad dance moves.

so, why should u join dis server? well, cuz we got da best community around. we all like family here, crackin jokes, building epic castles, and exploring da vast world of minecraft together. so come on, what u waitin for? join us now and let’s have some crazy fun together!

HagCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Chat, Discord, Gaming, girl, Hag, HagCraft, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, nerdy, older femanon, older girl, pervert, perverted, Server, video games, vidya, weeabo, Weeaboo, wndyplns

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	8316
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can chat with a pervert nerdy weeabo girl about vidya games? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your gaming and chatting needs. And if you happen to be a hag or older girl, even better! Join us for some outrageous stories, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Discord: wndyplns. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and good times waiting for you on our server!

CreditCardCraft Minecraft SMP

budgeting, building credit, credit card, credit card advice, credit card benefits, credit card fees, credit card interest, credit card payments, credit card rewards, credit card tips, credit history, Credit Limit, CREDIT SCORE, credit utilization, CreditCardCraft, debt management, Financial goals, financial independence, Minecraft, Mortgage, personal finance, responsible spending, smp

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Buildings Constructed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Zombie Dances:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and start building your virtual credit score! Use in-game currency to buy virtual houses and eventually take out a virtual mortgage to build your dream virtual mansion! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can live out your financial dreams in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that the virtual bank in our server gives out insane interest rates – you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time! So come join us and start your journey to becoming the richest player in the most financially savvy Minecraft server out there!

FoodieFriendFiasco

annoyance, asking for favors, Boundaries, Communication, Cooking, Eating, Etiquette, food sharing, FoodieFriendFiasco, Friend, friendship, Generosity, groceries, home cooking, meal planning, meal prep, packing food, personal space, respecting boundaries, sharing, WIBTA

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of your friends mooching off your hard-earned groceries? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict “no food stealing” policy! Build your own virtual grocery store and watch as your friends try to steal your pixelated potatoes. Trust us, it’s more fun than arguing over who owes who for the last bag of chips. Join now and say goodbye to food thieves once and for all!

PixelPleasureLand

body image, Communication, consent, cultural influences, Expectations, experiences, Gender Roles, Intimacy, long-term effects, Media influence, media literacy, PixelPleasureLand, portrayal of sex, relationships, self esteem, sex education, sexual behavior, sexual health, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7242	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a totally insane experience where you can build, battle, and even find love in the virtual world. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun!

Forget about boring expectations, on our server, you’ll be experiencing things you never even dreamed of. From epic PvP battles to secret underground clubs, this server is where all the cool kids hang out.

So why wait? Join now and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the block!

KurskCraft: Dig for Cash!

Cash, compensation, construction, Dig, Digging, eastern europe, employment, financial incentive, hard work, incentives, Infrastructure, job market, job opportunity, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Labor, manual labor, russia, Russian economy, trenches, wages, work opportunity, workers

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	73
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

yo yo yo, u wanna make mad cash while diggin’ some trenches? come join our Minecraft server where we pay u up to $4000 to dig trenches in Kursk Oblast!

imagine gettin’ paid to do what u love in Minecraft – diggin’ holes! but wait, there’s more! we got secret treasure buried in them trenches, so u might just stumble upon some diamonds or ancient artifacts while u work.

plus, our server is run by a team of Russian spies who are always watching u, so u better watch ur back while u dig. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

so what u waitin’ for? come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet cash and treasure! it’s gonna be a wild ride, comrade.

Realm “not-so-plain-vanilla”

add-ons, Aplocks, bedrock, Combat, Discord, DnbjUxNsvX, freind, gun, hikers, invite, Minecraft, MODERN, multiplayer, notsoplainvanilla, PvP, Realm, Simple, Structures, System, Veridonia, WARFARE, waypoint

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

War For Veridonia Overview

Server Type	Modern Combat Warfare with add-ons for Minecraft Bedrock
Add-ons	Aplocks Gun Add-on Multiplayer Waypoint system Hikers freind More simple structures

Come check us out! https://discord.com/invite/DnbjUxNsvX

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is War For Veridonia?	War For Veridonia is a modern combat Warfare with add-ons for Minecraft Bedrock.
What add-ons does the server have?	Aplocks Gun Add-on Multiplayer Waypoint system Hikers freind More simple structures And more!

WorstCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying anime girls like Cocona? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is Cocona-free guaranteed! Join us and never have to worry about her annoying presence ruining your gaming experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle. Who needs Cocona when you have a giant chicken by your side? Join now and experience the epic adventures that await you on our Cocona-free Minecraft server!

GoodVibesOnly Minecraft SMP

Analysis, appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Experience, Feedback, Good, goodvibesonly, Impression, judgment, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, Quality, Rating, review, satisfaction, smp, was it good

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Falling into the Void:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Oh honey, it was better than a diamond sword with sharpness 5! Our Minecraft SMP is like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, or if you want to challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly witches who brew potions that make you build faster and jump higher. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SisNoFairCraft

Boundaries, Communication, emotional impact, extended family, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, favoritism, generational differences, gift giving, Individuality, Jealousy, parenting, personal choices, relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisNoFairCraft, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Mines Excavated:	2734

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our players like royalty! Just like how this sister spoils her favorite nephew, we’ll spoil you with the most extravagant gifts and attention you could ever imagine.

Join our server and watch as your in-game character receives lavish gifts and exclusive perks that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs fairness when you can have special treatment and VIP status?

Don’t worry about your siblings getting jealous, because on our server, everyone will be too busy admiring your amazing loot and privileges. And just like this sister, we won’t change our ways because we believe in treating our favorite players like the true stars they are.

So come on over and experience the special bond between you and our server, where you’ll be the center of attention and the envy of all your fellow gamers. Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!