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GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

alliances, bedrock, console, Cowboy, crate keys, Currency, Discord, friendship, Green.., GreenCraft, hats, java, Lets, map art, Minecraft, Minigames, OUTAGE, Permanent, Play, PORT, Quests, Realms, ruins, smp, Speedos, union, Vanilla, Wars, wearing, WEEKLY

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	153
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Emeralds Found:	123
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play	Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features	Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event	First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3915
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Farms Harvested:	400

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5963	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7777
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	6388
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Emeralds Found:	2650	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreements, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, historical context, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Moscow, new normal, peace negotiations, political dynamics, regional stability, Russian soil, security measures, Server, territorial disputes, Ukrainian presence, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where kyiv and moscow have switched places and now ukraine is chillin on russian soil like it ain’t no thang. that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans u can expect on our server. join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of confusion. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on over and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, connectivity, deployment, elon musk, Global Coverage, innovation, internet access, long range communication, maritime operations, Military, national security, naval fleet, naval technology, naval warfare, NavyCraft, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, Technology, U.S. Navy, Warships

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition

adverse effects, Covid-19, data analysis, Edition, global impact, health, health data, Healthcare, incidence, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental illnesses, mitigation, pandemic, post-COVID-19, public health, research findings, severe COVID-19, study, unvaccinated people, vaccination, VaxCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after!

CraftyCave – Minecraft Server

2024 competition, Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCave, deadman armageddon, Diaries, Info, Minecraft, miscellaneous fixes, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, sailing, Server, skilling competition, twitter, Website, Wiki, woman-at-arms

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	465	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like a woman-at-arms on hard mode – tough, fierce, and ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic adventures like sailing behind the scenes, where you’ll discover hidden treasures and uncover ancient secrets. Or take on the Deadman Armageddon challenge, where only the bravest survive and the loot is out of this world.

But that’s not all – we have miscellaneous fixes that will blow your mind, like turning pigs into flying unicorns and making creepers breakdance on command. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

If you’re new to the game, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests that will make you question reality and diaries that will test your sanity. And if you ever need help, just hop into our chat channel “fart cc” where the most elite players gather to share tips, tricks, and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and compete in our 2024 Skilling Competition, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now!