laughable excuses – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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Valnius server! Adequate admin! Come in !!! server minecraft

Adequate admin, minecraft server, NO DONATION, Valnius server, Vanilla, Version 1.14-1.19.4

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Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Builder, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Explorer, Griefers, hermitcraft, Nether, ordinary, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Server Information	Description
Version	Java 1.21.4
Features	– Community-Focused– Grief Protection– Mods: BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more
Why Join Us?	– Active and Diverse Players– Whitelisted Server for high-quality community– Events and Custom Resource Pack

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us on Discord to get whitelisted and receive server information.

Are there any server events?

Yes, we host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. Stay tuned for announcements on Discord.

Can I suggest custom items for the server?

Yes, we accept submissions for custom items and rewards. If you have an idea, feel free to share it with us on Discord.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have measures in place to protect builds from griefers. Griefing is not tolerated on our server.

Mystic Haven 1.21

blame-shifting, Censorship, China censorship, Conservatives, copyright laws, fair use, global impact, Golden Age of Censorship, Haven, internet censorship, modern standards, moral panic, Muslim countries, mystic, past judgment, Political Correctness, puritan censorship, puritans, rock is the devil, russia, social media, soft and whiny., Violent videogames

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the Golden Age of Censorship! 🤪

🚫 Tired of political correctness? We got you covered! Say goodbye to being called sexist/racist/whatever for no reason! 😂

🤘 Rock on like the devil and play violent video games without judgment! Let your inner rebel shine! 🤟

🙏 Fixing the past to fit modern standards? Nah, throw that outdated stuff away! We embrace the chaos! 🤣

🔥 Classic puritan censorship is so last season, join us for a fresh take on freedom of expression! 🤩

🌐 Social media telling you what to say? Not here! Speak your mind and let the memes flow! 🤓

💥 Copyright laws got you down? Fair use laws are a joke, but our server is no laughing matter! Join us for some copyright chaos! 🤪

🈲 Chinese censorship affecting you? Not on our watch! We’re here to break down barriers and build bridges of creativity! 🌉

👊 Don’t be soft and whiny, join us and let your voice be heard! Complain about censorship while having a blast in our Minecraft world! 🎮

Join now for a crazy, zany, and totally uncensored experience! Let’s break the rules and have a blast together! 🎉

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GF Emergency Minecraft Server

autism, Boundaries, Communication, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, do not disturb, emergency, emergency contact, emotional intelligence, emotional manipulation, Empathy, family dynamics, guilt tripping, immature behavior, mental health, Minecraft, phone calls, relationships, Respect, self-care, Server, stress triggers, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay.

Ever had a girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, on our server, you won’t have to deal with that kind of drama! Leave the guilt trips and emotional rollercoasters behind as you build, mine, and explore with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

Forget about being someone’s emergency contact in real life – on our server, the only emergency you’ll have to worry about is running out of diamonds! So join us today and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a girlfriend who thinks you’re “deaf” just because you didn’t answer the phone.

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WalkieCheaterExposedMC

Access, activities, apple watch, bike riding, chart, Cheating, company competition, coworker, depression, fitness routine, Marathon, pet loss, Running, step competition, steps, steps equivalent, UNFAIR, Volleyball, WalkieCheaterExposedMC, Walking, weight loss

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (literally)? Look no further than our server! We have a step competition that will have you stepping up your game in no time.

Join our server and participate in our step competition where the average number of steps per day must be equal to or greater than a 5K. And the best part? If you win, you get a half day off work AND an Apple Watch! Who knew stepping could be so rewarding?

But beware, there may be some sneaky players like Tiffany who try to cheat their way to victory by counting steps from activities that aren’t even steps. We don’t tolerate cheating here, so be prepared to step up and play fair!

So come join our server, where the competition is fierce and the steps are plenty. Who knows, you may just end up stepping your way to victory and a shiny new Apple Watch!

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HealthcareDebateMCSMP

American healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare benefits, healthcare challenges, healthcare costs, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare discussion, healthcare economics, healthcare inequality, healthcare insurance, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare politics, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, HealthcareDebateMCSMP, public health, universal healthcare

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude, it’s the most lit server out there! We got diamond armor giveaways every hour, bro! And get this, there’s a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man!

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s the real MVP of the server. And our admin, CrazySteve, once fought off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, true story bro!

So why can’t universal healthcare be discussed in America? Who cares bro, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s build some epic roller coasters and giant statues of Steve Harvey, it’s gonna be a blast! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all our diamonds!

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Y2KraftSurvival

2001, 90s kid, Alternate Reality, back to the past, deja vu, futuristic, historical change, Memories, new millennium, Nostalgia, Past Life, pop culture, Retro, Technology, Time Jump, time machine, time slip, time travel, time warp, y2k, Y2KraftSurvival

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Imagine waking up in the year 2001, with all the Y2K fears and boy bands galore. Join our server and experience the ultimate throwback as you navigate through a world where flip phones are all the rage and dial-up internet is the norm.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or thwart their plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and embark on a wild adventure through time and space. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Vance’s Euro Beef Minecraft Server

Alliance, Beef, burst into the open, close allies, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, EURO, Europe, European leaders, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Politics, public criticism, Server, strained relationships, Tensions, transatlantic relations., united states, Vance, Vances

lol join this epic minecraft server where vance is actually a european leader who berates everyone for not building cool enough structures! tensions are high but the fun is even higher! come join us for a wild ride of drama and building shenanigans! who needs close allies when you have a minecraft server to rule over? come join now for the ultimate chaotic experience!

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VanceCraft: Defense Minister Edition

Conference, criticism, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign affairs, germany, Germany-US relations, international relations, JD Vance, Military, Minister, Munich, munich security conference, nato, Politics, remarks, SECURITY, transatlantic alliance, US, VanceCraft, vice president

so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet out of diamonds and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.

also, there’s this secret underground club where all the chickens wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the time we all rode pigs off a cliff into a pool of lava? yeah, that happened. it was epic.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical unicorn horn hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that magic, right?

so, yeah, join this minecraft server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your life. you won’t regret it, trust me.

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Dreams AI MemoryCraft

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, cognition, Consciousness, creativity, data, deep learning, dream analysis, dreams, Future, generative ai, imagination, innovation, Large Language Model, machine learning, Memories, MemoryCraft, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, subconscious, Technology

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where ur dreams are generative AI and ur memories are like a big language model? well, u in luck cuz this server is like that but on steroids.

imagine building a house made entirely of cheese blocks cuz why not? or riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. on this server, anything is possible, even if it makes no sense at all.

join us for the insanity, stay for the laughs. who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with a talking cow or discover a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun u’ll have on this wacky server. so what u waiting for? come join the madness today!

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