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ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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New Server IP
ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!
Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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New Server IP
NoBabyForYouBro
Boundaries, Cultural differences, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family visit, international travel, mental health, newborn, newborn bonding, newborn care, NoBabyForYouBro, overprotective, postpartum depression, postpartum recovery, postpartum support, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers!
Our server is like a virtual escape from your crazy relatives showing up unannounced. No more awkward family gatherings, just fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft.
We promise that no one will judge you for being overprotective of your virtual baby pig or for not letting your virtual brothers hold your virtual baby llama. It’s your world, your rules!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Build your dream house, explore new lands, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you for not letting them borrow your virtual diamond sword. See you in the game!

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New Server IP
MineCraftyMemz
“Youth, Carefree, cherished memories, Childhood, family, favorite childhood memory, Friends, fun times, growing up, happy times, Innocence, joy, Laughter, Memory, MineCraftyMemz, Nostalgia, past, playing outside, Reminiscing, special moments, unforgettable experiences
Remember that time you built a pillow fort so epic, it could withstand a zombie apocalypse? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from creepers, skeletons, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs and trade diamonds for cookies. You never know what wacky adventures await you in this mystical land.
So come on, dust off your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just create a memory that will rival your legendary pillow fort.

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New Server IP
GunsWorldMC
Earth, KitPvP, Minecraft FPS Earth war Competitive shooter Teams Battles Vanilla Gamemodes Countries Kits Official games Server Discord Tournaments War Map Creative Survival PVP Shootout, PvP
GunsWorldMC is a Vanilla Minecraft fps game server with currently 2 gamemodes.
Earth: Earth is a war server where you fight massive battles on a map of the earth. Take over more than 172 countries.
Tournaments: Tournaments is a competitive shooter game made in Minecraft. Create your own team and kits and fight other teams in official games hosted by the server.
Discord: https://discord.gunsworldmc.com/
play.gunsworldmc.com

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New Server IP
IndigoSMP
Active, Community, Community Focused, Community oriented, community-driven, Enjoyable, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, hermitcraft, Indigo, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Base, Server, smp, strong player base, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla based, Whitelist
IndigoSMP focuses on community. Enjoying the people you’re playing with and server you’re playing on are two very important things that we prioritize.
IndigoSMP is a vanilla based server, like Hermitcraft, with a strong player base.
Indigosmp.mc-play.xyz

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New Server IP
Endless Disasters: Minecraft server with mods and a Discord
Adventure, anti cheat, Arcana Automata, atm 10, Community, Connect, Custom, Disasters, Discord, Endless, exclusive, Feedback, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Players, SECURITY, Server, Shape, Staff, THRIVING, vault hunters 3
Server Name Description
ATM 10 Exclusive Minecraft server
Arcana Automata Exclusive Minecraft server
Vault Hunters 3 Exclusive Minecraft server
FAQ
1. How can I join the Infinity Horizons Minecraft server?
You can join our Minecraft server by connecting to the IP address provided in our Discord server.
2. Is there a whitelist on the server?
Yes, we have a whitelist system in place to ensure the security and integrity of our gaming environment.
3. Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?
Yes, we have a set of rules that all players are expected to follow in order to maintain a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone.
4. Can I suggest new game modes or mods for the server?
Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community members and are always looking to improve and expand our gaming offerings.
5. How can I report a player for misconduct or cheating?
If you encounter a player who is violating the rules or cheating, please report them to our support team immediately so that appropriate action can be taken.

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New Server IP
Royal Craft Minecraft Server
Adventure, Castle, Character, Craft, crown, dress, Gaming, Long hair, Mario, Minecraft, mushroom kingdom, Nintendo, peach, Pink Dress, princess, princess peach, rescue, royal, Royalty, Server, strong female character, Super Mario, Thread, video games
Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, also known as the Princess Peach Thread, is a land of wonder and whimsy where anything is possible.
Join us and you’ll find yourself embarking on epic quests to rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of Bowser (yes, he’s real and he’s causing trouble in our world too). But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in your quest – you’ll have the help of Mario, Luigi, and all your favorite Nintendo characters by your side.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking mushrooms who are always up for a good time. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden warp pipes scattered throughout the land, you’ll be transported to a whole new dimension filled with even more adventures.
So why wait? Join the Princess Peach Thread today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to watch out for flying turtles and fire-breathing plants – they’re not just for show!

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New Server IP
Shake that Holy Boobers Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to shake those holy boobers! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of dancing llamas who have mastered the art of twerking. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama shake it like there’s no tomorrow.
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get ready to boogie down with zombies and skeletons on the dance floor.
3. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from a talking potato who gives out quest rewards in the form of french fries to a magical unicorn who farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored with these oddballs around.
4. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses? Go for it. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe server lag).
So come join us and shake those holy boobers like your Minecraft life depends on it!

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New Server IP
StepDadDrama Minecraft Server
abusive stepfather, childhood trauma, Communication, difficult conversations, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family conflict, family relationships, healing from abuse, Honesty, Insecurities, mental health, Minecraft, mother-son relationship, parental support, personal boundaries, self-care, Server, standing up for yourself, StepdadDrama, stepfamily dynamics, toxic relationships, Trauma
Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where stepfathers don’t exist! Build your dream house without any emotional abuse or cruel jokes.
On our server, you can mine for diamonds without the fear of criticism or belittlement. No need to fake a relationship with anyone – just focus on crafting and exploring to your heart’s content.
So, why wait? Join our server now and leave your stepfather drama behind! Who needs real-life family issues when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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New Server IP
Momma’s Minecraft Moolah
Allowance, family dynamics, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial independence, financial responsibility, frugal, generational wealth, HCOL area, Inheritance, Investment, Job, living with parents, Minecraft, mom, mommas, money management, Moolah, Parent-child relationship, personal finance, retirement funds, savings, WIBTA
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mom for having a good job and not giving her enough money to brag about to her friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation in the real world.
On our server, you can build your dream mansion without worrying about your mom asking for $1000 a month. Use all your hard-earned diamonds to create the most extravagant castle in all of Minecraft land!
And forget about squirreling away your hard-earned emeralds in hidden chests around the house. On our server, you can invest in virtual stocks and watch your wealth grow exponentially without any arguments with paranoid parents about online banking.
So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to financial freedom (and maybe even a little revenge on that pesky mom of yours). See you in the virtual world!

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New Server IP
WeirdHouseWonders
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Have you ever walked into someone’s house and seen a llama wearing a top hat playing the piano? Well, get ready for even crazier sights on our Minecraft server! From flying pigs to dancing skeletons, our world is full of wacky surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to have your mind blown!

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New Server IP

Server Name	Description
ATM 10	Exclusive Minecraft server
Arcana Automata	Exclusive Minecraft server
Vault Hunters 3	Exclusive Minecraft server

FAQ

1. How can I join the Infinity Horizons Minecraft server?

2. Is there a whitelist on the server?

3. Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

4. Can I suggest new game modes or mods for the server?

5. How can I report a player for misconduct or cheating?