Laughable Excuses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

Excuses, LamestLies, poor excuses, absurd excuses, dumb excuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

homework, dumb excuses, worst excuses, silly excuses, weak excuses

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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SIL’s Son Swap Minecraft Server

Son, neglect, Server, sibling favoritism, Swap

Are you tired of being the neglected Theo in a world full of Christophers? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to give equal attention to all players, even the Theos of the world!

Join us for a wild ride where Christopher doesn’t get all the glory. We don’t play favorites here, unless your name is Theo, then you’re our favorite!

Experience the thrill of being the underdog and watch as your accomplishments are celebrated just as much as Christopher’s (maybe even more, we’ll see how it goes)!

So come on down to our server where Theo reigns supreme and Christopher can take a backseat for once. Don’t let Christina’s favoritism get you down, join us and be appreciated for who you are, not just your achievements!

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DadCrazyStepChefMC

Marriage, teenagers, Divorce, Communication, stepkids

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the craziness of divorced parents and step-siblings who expect you to cook for them.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family where you don’t have to make food for anyone unless you want to. No judgment here for showing favoritism towards your blood siblings – in fact, we encourage it!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in the form of blocky creations. Who needs real family drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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BlockParty SMP: Just Craft It!

productivity, daily habits, Gratitude, mindfulness, self help

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take a diamond, a chicken would pop out and start doing the Macarena! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who roams the land in a top hat and monocle, offering players quests in exchange for exploding their bases. It’s a risky business, but the rewards are worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! Who knows, you might just find yourself dancing with chickens and making deals with a dapper Creeper.

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HeartbreakCraft

regrets, hindsight, personal development, consequences, sexual partners

Are you tired of making questionable life decisions and need a distraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world filled with pixelated sheep and blocky trees. Who needs a long-term high school sweetheart when you can have a virtual pet pig named Sir Oinksalot? Trust us, the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! So come on down and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness together!

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CraftyH2O: Trust Issues Server

148, 141 countries, Issues, global study, Server

so, like, have you ever played on a minecraft server where the water is actually safe to drink? well, lemme tell ya, our server is like the singapore of minecraft servers when it comes to water safety. you can drink that water straight from the river, no problemo.

unlike other servers where you gotta worry about getting dysentery from drinking the water, our server has the cleanest H2O around. trust me, i’ve been playing on this server for years and i’ve never once gotten sick from drinking the water.

plus, we have the craziest stories about the water on our server. like, did you know that there’s a secret underwater city where the water is made of diamonds? yeah, diamonds! and if you drink the water, you gain superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. it’s wild, man.

so if you wanna join a minecraft server where you can drink the water without fear of getting sick, come join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. and who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret underwater city of diamonds and become a superhero. it could happen, stranger things have happened on our server.

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EastVsWest Minecraft Server

comparison, Western civilization, West, EastVsWest, Server

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate showdown between Western and Eastern civilizations! The Himalayas are our secret weapon, making it impossible for anyone to advance in the wrong direction. Watch as Roman legionnaires face off against medieval Chinese armies in epic battles with over 80000 soldiers on each side. Will history repeat itself or will you rewrite the ultimate showdown? Join now and be part of the chaos and madness!

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SMP_KagneySaver – Minecraft SMP

save Kagney, SMP_KagneySaver, Grief, sorrow, missed chance

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a quest to save Kagney! Who is Kagney, you ask? Oh, just the most fabulous llama in all the land, of course! But beware, she’s been kidnapped by a group of evil chickens who are holding her for ransom. Join our SMP and help us rescue Kagney before it’s too late!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. And remember, Kagney is counting on you!

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ProudOfMySmallWins – Minecraft SMP

smp, self growth, accomplishment, SELF AWARENESS, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only accomplishment is building a basic house and mining some diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for epic feats of Minecraft greatness!

Join our server and you could become the proud owner of the world’s largest collection of pink sheep! That’s right, we have a player who has dedicated their entire Minecraft life to breeding and collecting pink sheep. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We also have a player who has built a functioning roller coaster that spans the entire server. You can hop on and ride through forests, over mountains, and even underwater! It’s a wild ride, literally.

So if you want to be part of a server where the accomplishments are as outrageous as the players, then join us today! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to achieve something truly ridiculous.

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