Laughable Excuses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

pathetic excuses, lame excuses, LamestLies, stupid excuses, dumb excuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

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ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

outrageous excuses, dumb excuses, laughable excuses, strange excuses, flimsy excuses

Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

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NoobCraft Minecraft Server

binge watching, first time, Curious, Server, Drama

Oh boy, get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay golden eggs. But watch out for the evil sheep that try to steal your diamonds – they’re sneaky little buggers.

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders, creepy creepers, and even a dragon or two. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to build a castle in seconds.

So come on over and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

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BikiniCraft Minecraft Server

family conflict, beach vacation, Server, AITAH, body positivity

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation vibes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your bikini size doesn’t matter and your uncle’s creepy comments are non-existent! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any judgment. Plus, we have virtual cover-ups for those who feel a little too exposed. So leave your family drama behind and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

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SweatSisNoBestie

Conflict, friendship, Boundaries, Machines, Communication

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll get a workout like no other! Just like my sister’s best friend turned fitness enthusiast, we’ll make sure you’re engaging all the right muscle groups… in the game, of course!

Join us for some virtual weight lifting and CrossFit challenges, where our trainers will guide you through the virtual gym equipment and free weight exercises. And don’t worry, they won’t actually touch you like in real life (unless you’re into that kind of thing).

But be warned, some players may get a little too comfortable and start making awkward advances. Just like my sister’s friend, who may or may not have ulterior motives to steal you away from your in-game girlfriend. Will you stand up for your virtual love or give in to the temptation of those perfectly sculpted pixelated arms?

So come on over to our server, where the workouts are intense and the drama is even more intense. Who knew Minecraft could be such a workout for your heart and muscles?

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

internet atrocities, graphic videos, online cruelty, Minecraft, disturbing images

Have you ever seen a creeper twerking in a diamond bikini? No? Well, you’re missing out! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a TNT cannon)!

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CraftyWealthChallenger

achieving financial success, wealth accumulation challenges, Wealth accumulation, Financial goals, Challenges

Tired of grinding for diamonds in Minecraft like a peasant? Join our server and become a virtual billionaire in no time! Our server is so rich that even the creepers wear designer sunglasses and drive Lamborghinis. Forget about mining, just stroll through our virtual streets and pick up stacks of gold blocks lying around like discarded candy wrappers.

Our server is so opulent that the villagers have their own personal butlers and the cows produce golden milk. Want to build a mansion made entirely out of emeralds? No problem, we’ve got emerald trees that grow on command. And don’t worry about pesky mobs ruining your lavish lifestyle – our server is protected by a team of diamond-clad bodyguards who will take out any threat with style.

So why struggle for wealth when you can join our server and live like a virtual king? Come join us and experience the most luxurious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Wealth and opulence await you, darling!

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PhilippineCraft Minecraft Server

Claim, SOVEREIGNTY, international law, united nations, Server

lol u know what else is claiming territory? our minecraft server! we got so much land u won’t know where to start building! we got more space than the philippines claiming the south china sea, and that’s saying something! join us for the ultimate land grab and build ur dream base on our server! who needs the UN when u got us, are right? come join the chaos and stake ur claim before someone else does!

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SeaPrisonCraft

foreigners, Chinese government, detention regulations, China’s sovereignty, Asia-Pacific region

come join our epic minecraft server where we have recreated the south china sea with a twist – now you can be detained by the new china rules as a foreigner! build your own prison cell and try to escape before the chinese authorities catch you! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on board and see if you have what it takes to survive in the new china rules detention center!

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PixelPriced: Pay Less, Build More

BUILD, Pay, PixelPriced

join our epic minecraft server where the diamonds are as big as your mom’s meatloaf and the creepers are as friendly as a pack of puppies on a sugar high. we have a secret underground base where you can find the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite mining power.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play some mini games with us. we have a roller coaster that goes through the nether and a skydiving platform that drops you into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions for that).

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of minecrafters this side of the blocky universe. we have weekly build competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who tries to grief their creations.

so come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the end portal without your elytra, then you might regret it a little).

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