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CreeperConvo: “Is butter a carb?”

absurd statements, asinine comments, brainless remarks, BUTTER, carb, CreeperConvo, dumb comments, foolish remarks, foolish talk, idiotic quotes, ignorant comments, laughable conversations, ludicrous remarks, mindless babble, moronic statements, nonsensical blabber, nonsensical conversations, ridiculous quotes, ridiculous statements, senseless chatter, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent remarks

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of hearing dumb stuff in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that automatically turns boring conversations into epic rap battles. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond block hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain the power to make anyone say the dumbest thing you can think of. So come join us and let the stupidity begin!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

Burnout, career, Company, cousin, CousinCraft, founded company, funding, hedge fund, interview, junior designer, lead designer, little cousin, Minecraft, New Grad, OFFENDED, refusing, Role, Sensitive, Server, software engineer, Trust, unprofessional, Workplace

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ores Mined:	1000
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Emeralds Found:	4147	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds that make your own seem tame in comparison.

Picture this: a software engineer turned entrepreneur, with a cousin who constantly roasts his career choices. When the entrepreneur’s company is hiring for a lead designer, guess who applies? That’s right, the cousin! And the drama unfolds as the entrepreneur’s uncle tries to convince him to hire her, citing the company’s funding as a reason. But our entrepreneur isn’t having any of it, standing his ground and refusing to hire someone who can’t even say a nice thing about his company.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most outrageous family drama and workplace shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs reality TV when you have this server to keep you entertained? So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it!

InfertileSteve’sWeddingDrama

emotional, family, family drama, favorite child, InfertileStevesWeddingDrama, infertility, infertility awareness, infertility joke, infertility journey, infertility pain, infertility sensitivity, infertility stigma, infertility struggle, infertility support, ivf, JOKE, LEAVING, Sensitive, sister’s wedding, Struggle, wedding speech

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no one will make insensitive jokes about your personal struggles! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build, explore, and mine in peace.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life family issues. No more awkward speeches or hurtful comments, just pure Minecraft fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual world has magical fertility powers – who knows, maybe you’ll even find rare diamond eggs to hatch your own Minecraft baby dragons!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your dream castle, mine for precious resources, and escape the chaos of family drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RespawnedInMinecraftSMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, death, epitaph, eternal rest, Farewell, final words, Funeral, Goodbye, gravestone, headstone, last wishes, Legacy, life reflections, memorial, memorialization, mortality, Remembrance, RespawnedInMinecraftSMP, resting place

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4879	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Emeralds Found:	6498

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

RedFlagCraft

biggest red flag, hindsight is 20/20, ignored warning signs, overlooked red flags, red flags in a boyfriend, red flags in a friendship, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a marriage, red flags in a partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a spouse, red flags in dating, red flags in love, RedFlagCraft, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, trust your instincts, warning signs in relationships

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	305694	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate red-flag paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, mysterious glitches, and questionable decisions.

Forget about boring old rules and regulations – on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend our explosive specter? Or will you run away screaming like a chicken with its head cut off?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our red-flag server today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

MaduroVsMilei Minecraft Server

argentina, Conflict, controversy, criticism, debate, Dictatorship, economics, feud, Government, human graveyard, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroVsMilei, milei, Minecraft, opposition, Politics, rhetoric, Server, socialism, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	443	Mines Excavated:	4754
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the epic battle between Milei and Maduro but in blocky form. we got crazy pvp battles that will make u feel like u in the middle of a political showdown. build ur own human graveyard (jk that’s dark) and show off ur building skills. join now and be part of the drama, just without the real life consequences. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but that’s on u.

KurskCraft: Syrskyi’s Stand-Up Comedy Show

cnn, comedy, Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, halt, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military conflict, military strategy, News, political tensions, Russian offensive, Show, standup, Syrskyis, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukrainian regions, Updates

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ores Mined:	7421
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Votes:	7061
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

so like, u know how ukraine was all like “yo russia, back off” and then russia was all like “nah bro, we gonna keep attacking” but then ukraine was all like “not today, bro” and they went into Kursk Oblast and totally stopped the russian offensive in new ukrainian regions. commander-in-chief Syrskyi was all like “boom, we did it” and everyone was like “woah, ukraine ain’t playin’ around.”

so like, if u wanna be part of epic battles and stop crazy offensives, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got insane pvp battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next move. plus, u get to hang out with commander-in-chief Syrskyi himself.

so come join us and be part of the action. ukraine needs u to help stop the russian offensive and save the day. plus, we got free pizza every friday. so what u waitin’ for? join now!

Brainy Down Syndrome Alzheimers

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, brain function, brain health, brain research, brain stems, Brainy, cognitive disorders, cognitive impairment, developmental disabilities, down syndrome, genetic disorders, Implications, medical science, neurobiology, neurodegenerative diseases, neurodevelopment, neuroimaging, neurology, pathology, research, Syndrome, Unique

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Star Shards Collected:	111
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic brain stems you’ve ever seen! our players with Down syndrome have the craziest pathways that will blow your mind! it’s like a rollercoaster of neurons up in here!

if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and never have to worry about Alzheimer’s disease again! our players have brains that are so lit, they’re practically immortal!

so come on down and experience the wackiest brain stems in all of minecraft! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Zombie Dances:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Windpress is a fictional publishing company that specializes in producing high-quality, environmentally-friendly books. With a focus on sustainability and social responsibility, Windpress is committed to reducing their carbon footprint and promoting eco-friendly practices in the publishing industry. Their mission is to create beautiful and engaging books that inspire readers to make a positive impact on the world.

Get your daily dose of vanilla with a side of confusion on Modern Vanilla Server! 1.21, for Java & Bedrock!

Auto Chest Sorting, bedrock, Community, confusion, Currency, Daily, Daily login rewards, Dose, Dynmap, Economy, Fast Tree Cutting, java, Land claiming, Marketplaces, Minecraft, MODERN, no pay to win, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Side, smp, Spawner Collection, Trade shop, Unique Item Sets, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	1337	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Modern Vanilla Server Overview

Features	Land claiming	Warps	Voting rewards	RTP (Random Teleport)	Dynmap	Marketplaces	Daily login rewards	Unique item sets
Gameplay Enhancements	Fast tree cutting	Trade shop	Spawner collection	Auto chest sorting

No Pay-to-Win: We use diamonds as the primary currency, ensuring a fair and balanced economy—absolutely no pay-to-win mechanics here!

We’ve got (almost) everything an SMP server needs, and we’re always evolving. Now updated to Minecraft 1.21!

Join us and enjoy your time on Modern Vanilla!

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Server IP:

Java: modern-vanilla.com

Bedrock: modern-vanilla.com : 19132

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Discord:

https://discord.gg/mYSV2YAfzm

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I claim land?	Use the land claim system with /claim to protect your builds from griefing.
What are voting rewards?	Earn ranks and exclusive items by supporting the server with your votes.
How do I use RTP?	Simply use the command /rtp to get randomly teleported to explore new areas of the world.
Can I buy items in the marketplace?	Yes, you can buy and sell in-game items using in-game currency through the player-driven market.
Is there a way to keep my inventory organized?	Yes, use the auto chest sorting feature to keep your inventory neat.

Black Is Beautiful Minecraft Server

Beautiful, Black, Country, long tail tag, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where black is not just beautiful, it’s the only way to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil rainbow sheep invaded our land, spreading their colorful chaos everywhere. But fear not, for our brave players armed with obsidian swords and diamond armor fought back and banished those pesky sheep to the Nether forever! And now, our server is a peaceful haven where only the darkest blocks reign supreme. Join us and embrace the darkness, for black is truly beautiful in our country!