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Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

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New Server IP
Zeptixmc
Factions, Raiding
Server IP: 54.39.78.84
54.39.78.84

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TreeTopia
Economy, MCMMO, Survival
TreetopiaMC is a community focused survival server where Keep Inventory is enabled and griefing is a thing of the past. The economy is community driven, with a variety of ways to earn and spend money, Join jobs, complete quests, Start your own shop or host your own auctions! We have a variety of crates which can be earned in game packed full of custom weapons and tools for your armoury, or furniture and plants to make your home a little more homey. Fun jobs and quests balanced to perfection to make sure you make plenty of $$$ to spend! Join today and stop by our discord to meet the community of lumberjacks, and claim some cool gifts from an owner. Happy Chopping!
treetopiamc.com

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Vanilla Chase Minecraft server
Pure vanilla without private parties, with a plot, lore, unique trading, raids, beautiful locations. Hurry up to occupy a trading post and expand the island! Build beautifully, relax in the bar! We are waiting for you at Vanilla Chase!
VanillaChase.ru-mc.ru

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New Server IP
dream smp roleplay
PvP, Survival
this is a dream smp roleplay server for griefing and having fun it has a discord server to if you wanna join that
TheDrsmp.aternos.me

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Mumbaza Survival
Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Hi! I’m in the process of making a solid survival server with awesome plugins that NEVER resets. This server started as a private survival server for me and my girlfriend throughout the pandemic, but recently decided it was time to open it up to the world! So I transferred out Realm to a 3rd Party Server, and worked for months on permissions and plugins to make it a great place for all!
We got towny, spleef, mob arena, and more! come see what’s in store!
pinkythumb.apexmc.co

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StrawMc – Minecraft server created for the best players
Clans, Donations, Fly, Grief, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings
StrawMC is a survival server, which is complemented by a wide variety of plugins that improve the game, new traders with rare items and much more!
➜ Equality of players. None of the players on our server have creative mode! All resources and rare things must be obtained yourself.
➜ Clans. The server has a strong emphasis on clans and their game statistics. Who knows.. Maybe in the future the clan’s good performance will play a role..
➜ Pets. We are constantly improving, adding even more new pets to the game, which will dilute the game with new abilities and give you a small advantage
➜ Minions. There are special minions on the StrawMC server that will help you automate mining, sorting, and much more in Skyblock mode!
We listen to the players and are constantly working to improve the gameplay, we are doing everything possible to make it comfortable and interesting for you to spend time on our server, and we also have a Server Team constantly working on our server and keeping order.
play.strawmc.ru

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SkypvpEarth
Economy, Parkour, PvP
Minecraft Skypvp server 1.8 – 1.12 join now! ————————————————————————————————————————————————-
51.255.209.54:25582

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Ghastlegion network
Custom, Factions, op prison, Op skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars
★ Ghastlegion ★
GhastLegion is a minecraft server dedicated to Prison, Skyblock, Skypvp and more fun gamemodes!.With a lot of some awesome plugins and also some custom made onesYou should check it out!
★Server IP★
You can join, the ip is: play.ghastlegion.net. If that doesn’t work could you contact us. Go to the website: store.ghastlegion.net/★Staff★
We have high ranked staff example: Moderators/admins/owners. And we have also low ranked staff: Helpers. Helpers are normal players they don’t scam you, but be carefull they can ban mute or kick you when you break the rules.
★Server★
Ghastlegion currently works on Prison and Skyblock but we’re planning to expand in the future!We’ve got custom plugins, maps, buildings, world and more!
★Questions★
You can always contact us via the discord.site: DISCORD.IO/ghastlegion
We hope to see you on our server.
Kind regards,
GhastLegion Staff Team!
Play.ghastlegion.net

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WetWix – There’s a place for everyone! Minecraft server
The owner of the “WetWix – There’s a Place for Everyone” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
play.wetwix.fun:19132

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Dargartha Minecraft Server
Economy, MCMMO, Survival
Brand new Dargartha Minecraft Server
-plug ins dynmap, essentials, grief prevention, jobs, mcmmo, one player sleep, quick shop.
Looking for moderators, builders, and new members. Could use some help setting up the server.
51.81.228.228

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