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GodAwfulActorMC SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

HorribleCraft Minecraft Server

Argument, body image, Communication, Conflict, diet, dieting, extra sides, Fail, healthy, Horrible, HorribleCraft, Meals, Minecraft, partner, relationship, self esteem, self worth, self-care, self-image, Server, Shape, Unhealthy, unhealthy extra

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	5459	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	163
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old diets that make you feel like a sad salad-eating robot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we believe in indulging in all the unhealthy extras your heart desires!

Join us for a wild ride of virtual gluttony, where you can feast on pixelated pizza, gorge on digital donuts, and snack on blocky burgers to your heart’s content. Who needs a diet when you have a whole virtual world of delicious treats at your fingertips?

But beware, our server is not just about food – it’s also a place where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join in on the chaos as players argue over body image, diet choices, and who gets the last enchanted golden apple.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a Minecraft chili pepper, come join us for a taste of the good life (and maybe a few unhealthy extras along the way). Who needs real food when you have pixelated perfection waiting for you?

ParentCraftersUnited

Blame, child services, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CPS, disagreement, family, feeding issues, hospitalization, intervention, ParentCraftersUnited, parenting, picky eater, professional advice, RESPONSIBILITY, sensory processing disorder, sibling, stress, Support, Therapy

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the family feuds and CPS involvement you never knew you needed!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Suzie, John, Elle, and James unfold before your very eyes. From picky eaters to aggressive responses, this server has it all. Will Suzie and John finally listen to the feeding therapist, or will they continue to ignore professional advice and end up in the hospital again?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments, blocked numbers, and accusations of bad parenting. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild?

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

AlienCraft, aliens, awkward, Communication, culture, disbelief, Earth, encounter, EXPLAIN, Extraterrestrial, first contact, Humanity, Invasion, Minecraft, science fiction, Server, society, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be scratching their heads in confusion! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and absurdity beyond your wildest imagination.

Ever wondered what it would be like to explain to aliens why we spend hours building virtual worlds out of blocks? Well, on our server, you can experience that awkward conversation firsthand! Picture this: a group of aliens landing on Earth, only to find us frantically mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. How do you explain that to extraterrestrial beings? “Oh, we just really like building stuff and punching trees for resources, don’t mind us!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who claims to have built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Some say he’s a Minecraft wizard, others say he’s just a really dedicated player with too much free time. Join us on our server and unravel the mystery of Blocky Bob’s cosmic creations!

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you have awkward conversations with aliens and ride a roller coaster to the moon? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s out of this world!

FoodPickTipCraft

cultural norms, customer expectations, customer service, dining out, Etiquette, Food, food service, FoodPickTipCraft, gratuity, Picking up, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), service, social behavior, societal norms, takeout, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping history, tipping practices, tipping trends

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8615
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Buildings Constructed:	21	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Tired of boring old servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Join our server where we have a team of virtual waiters ready to serve you in-game food whenever you want! No need to lift a finger, just sit back and enjoy the virtual feast. Who knew Minecraft could be so luxurious? Join now and experience the ultimate in virtual dining service!

AxeCraft Minecraft Server

axe attack, axe crime, axecraft, breaking news, crime, current events, espn, Euro 2024, european football, germany, hamburg, Hamburg police, Incident, law enforcement, Man shot, Minecraft, news headline, police shooting, Server, Shooting, sports event, sports news, violence

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got more action than a dude with an axe in Hamburg! Join us and you’ll be dodging bullets like it’s Euro 2024, except you won’t get shot by the police…hopefully.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin faster than a helicopter blade. Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find some hidden treasure (or a wild axe-wielding maniac, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those Hamburg police…they don’t mess around.

CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Blame, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinWarz, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political leaders, russia, sanctions, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukrainian territorial integrity, united nations, War, world leaders

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Meteorites Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where world leaders unite to demand ukrainian territorial integrity and blame russia for war!!! build your own epic base and protect it from evil invaders who want to steal your diamonds and destroy your crops!!! form alliances with other players and create a super team to take down the bad guys!!! join now for a chance to be a hero and save the world from destruction!!! #worldpeace #minecraftforlife #savetheworld

BlockLife: 76 & Counting

38, 50, 76, aging, average lifespan, BlockLife, Counting, data analysis, demographics, health, human development, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, longevity studies, middle age, mortality, Population, research, statistics, trends, Years

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the average lifespan is 76 years but middle age is actually 38 like whaaat? join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where pigs can fly and creepers wear sunglasses. we’ve got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cookies and milk. oh, and did we mention that the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft dreams, just watch out for the zombie unicorns, they’re real sneaky. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meadow Craft Atmospheric Vanilla .. Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Atmospheric, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Friendly, Fun, Meadow Craft, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	101
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

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HerCraft Minecraft Server

HerCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like charm.

2. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

3. Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants one lucky player three wishes. Use them wisely, or you might end up with a hot tub full of creepers.

4. Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Castle, where everything is made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon armor, bacon swords, bacon blocks – you name it, we’ve got it.

5. And finally, if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon in under 10 minutes, you will be crowned the King or Queen of the server and granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited pizza.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelPenguin Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, anime fan theory, anime gender, anime speculation, anime theory, character analysis, evangelion, fan theory, gender, Gender Identity, girl, Minecraft, Pen Pen, Pen Pen gender, Pen Pen girl, Pen Pen theory, PixelPenguin, Server, speculation, theory, WAIT

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about Pen Pen! Rumor has it that Pen Pen is actually a secret agent disguised as a penguin in the game. Help Pen Pen complete missions and uncover hidden treasures while fighting off evil mobs. But be warned, Pen Pen may just steal your diamonds when you’re not looking! So join now and see if you can outsmart this sneaky penguin!