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ConfidentlyAbsurd – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusing, BIZARRE, cocksure, Comical, Confidence, ConfidentlyAbsurd, funny, hilarious, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, Nonsensical, odd, Outrageous, preposterous, Questionable, Ridiculous, silly, smp, strange, UNBELIEVABLE, weird

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Towns Built:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15

OMG guys, you have to join this totally epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best server ever because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and diamond armor that makes you invincible! And get this, the owner of the server is actually a secret alien who can speak to dolphins and control the weather with his mind! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and a magic wand that turns creepers into kittens! Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the crazy fun we have on this server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of insanity and awesomeness! Join now before the evil llamas take over and turn everything into a giant llama farm! 😂🦙🚀 #bestserverever #crazyminecraftadventures

BedroomBlundersMC SMP

accident, awkward, BEDROOM, BedroomBlundersMC, bloopers, blunder, clumsy, comedy, EMBARRASSING, Fail, funny, hilarious, humor, Incident, laughable, mishap, mishaps, mistake, silly, slip-up, smp, unexpected

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6214	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Lol, okay so like, imagine this, right? You’re just chilling in your Minecraft bedroom, mining some diamonds and stuff, and then BOOM! A creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your bed! Haha, total bedroom mishap, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have a special anti-creeper bed protection system, so you can sleep soundly without any explosions. Join us for the most hilarious and chaotic Minecraft SMP experience ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we all dance like crazy while wearing diamond armor. It’s lit, fam. So come join us and let’s have some epic adventures together!

LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

Absurd, Anymore, can’t believe, can’t trust, Cliche, gravity, hard to believe., JOKE, laughable, LolCraft, lost credibility, no longer, not believable, not credible, not serious, not taken seriously, overused, phrases, Ridiculous, take seriously, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable statements, unrealistic

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DumbSMPChats – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, brainless, Clueless, dim-witted, dumb, DumbSMPChats, Foolish, funny, gullible, IDIOTIC, ignorant, inane, laughable, Ludicrous, Minecraft, moronic, Naive, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, silly, smp, Unintelligent

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Animals Bred:	191	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started breakdancing, it was wild! And then, we had a llama parade through the village and someone accidentally set the whole thing on fire, but it was so lit, literally! Plus, the admin is a talking potato who gives out free enchanted golden carrots every Tuesday. Like, what even is life anymore? You gotta join and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and laughter! #PotatoAdminFTW #LLamaFireParade #MinecraftMadness

CryCraft: Tears of Noobiness

childish, CryCraft, crying, EMBARRASSING, emotional breakdown, emotions, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, laughable, Melodramatic, minor issue, Nonsensical, Noobiness, overreacting, Petty, Ridiculous, silly, stupid reasons, Tears, trivial

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Have you ever cried because your Minecraft dog didn’t teleport to you fast enough? Well, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Our server has super speedy teleporting dogs that will never let you down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You can join in on the fun and dance the night away with your new blocky friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the bottom of the ocean. But be careful, because the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to dance battles.

So come join our server and experience the most ridiculous reasons to cry and laugh in Minecraft!

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	9821	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Ridic2025MinecraftSMP

2025, Absurd, BIZARRE, comedy, farce, funny, humor, laughable, Nonsensical, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Ridic2025MinecraftSMP, Ridiculous, satire, strange, surreal, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Animals Bred:	135	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the wildest thing ever, I swear. Like, they have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts and you can ride them into battle against evil llamas. And get this, the whole server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who wear tiny top hats and monocles. Like, what even is reality anymore, amirite??

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. Like, I can’t even handle how insane this server is.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, wackadoodle Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke. They’ll straight up steal your diamonds and laugh in your face. It’s a jungle out there, but it’s totally worth it for the epic adventures and non-stop laughs. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6549	Players Killed by Monsters:	2163
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Farms Harvested:	835
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Dimension Hops:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

Blockhead Blunders

Absurd, asinine, Blockhead, Blunders, brainless, Daft, dumb, EYES, foolish behavior, foolishness, IDIOTIC, ignorant, imbecilic, laughable, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE, witnessed

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	869798	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Runes Activated:	8

Have you ever seen a creeper try to do the moonwalk while exploding? Well, get ready for even more ridiculousness on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing zombies, flying pigs, and sheep that tell bad jokes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So come on, join us and witness the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ores Mined:	2536	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!

StarcraftX

Animal Crossing, APEX LEGENDS, call of duty, counter strike, Destiny 2, Diablo, Dota 2, elder scrolls, fortnite, gears of war, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, league of legends, overwatch, PUBG, rainbow six siege, rocket league, Survival Games, the sims, Towny, Vanilla, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

The server description is in process, summary: – survival is really cool, what can we add to make it 100 characters, I don’t even know how many I have xD.

starcraftx.net

EasyMT

Adventure, Businessman, Community, Company, criminal, Dutch, EasyMT, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Minetopia, multiplayer, Netherlands, ONLINE, op, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

The best OP Minetopia in the Netherlands, do you start your own company to become the biggest businessman, do you go into the criminal world or do you work for the government, join today and play with us!

EasyMT

play.easymt.nl

TrueKingMonarchy – The only rulers here are the chickens! No hacks, no resets, just chicken chaos!

Anarchy Minecraft Server Freedom Plugins Cheats IP Excitement Surprise Encounters Alliances Skills Building Projects Alliance Testing Massive Building Projects Place, Chaos, chicken, chickens, Hacks, Resets, rulers, TrueKingMonarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

TrueKingAnarchy <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/arvocraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

Description
TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are almost no plugins, and using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on TrueKingAnarchy.
Can I use hacks/cheats on the server?	No, using hacks/cheats is not permitted on the server.
What is the IP address of the server?	The IP address is 95.216.215.160

Minecraft Tekken Gen Server

#youtube, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Gen, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Wiki

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re in the ring battling it out in Tekken 8? Look no further! Our server is filled with Glicko2 rated players who will test your skills to the max.

Join us for a wild ride filled with terminology that will have you scratching your head, jargon that will make you question reality, and character overviews that will have you strategizing like a pro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to important combos and moves for each character that will have you dominating the competition. And if you’re looking to brush up on your fundamentals, we’ve got a guide that will have you fighting like a champ in no time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Tekken 8 in a whole new way. Who needs the actual game when you can battle it out in Minecraft with us? Let the games begin!

SMPixelatedLols – Minecraft SMP >>478250976

Bisexual, conjecture, empirical evidence, evolutionary firewall, Game, Gene pool, genetic defect, gtgt478250976, high suicide rates, Homosexuality, Identity, LGBTQ, manipulative behavior, mental disease, Minecraft, narcissism, Population, psychiatrists, Roles, smp, SMPixelatedLols, Sociopaths, status quo

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is filled with sociopaths and LGBTQ+ individuals! Yes, you heard that right – according to a totally legit source, all sociopaths are LGBTQ+ and most LGBTQ+ people are sociopaths. It’s like a crazy Venn diagram of chaos and drama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a psychological experiment gone wrong, with players playing roles and manipulating each other like it’s all just a game. And if you take offense to someone’s sexual jokes, well, you might just get eliminated as a sociopath. It’s like Survivor meets Mean Girls, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you never know who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and who’s just here for the chaos, then come join us! Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

BookwormBoyfriendCraft

annoyance, Argument, book collection, book collector, book damage, book lover, book ownership, book sharing, BookwormBoyfriendCraft, Boundaries, Communication, overreacting, personal space, perspective, privacy, reading, relationship, small things, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Votes:	1335	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

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