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ChronicalSMP

ChronicalSMP, Community, discord server, join now, LifeSteal, lifesteal plugin, PvP, Raiding, smp, Survival, Version 1.20.1

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

(Welcome to the ChronicalSMP) (What do we offer?) ——————————————————————– 1. (I am looking for members to join to help grow and ensure this community is a success) 2. (This SMP is avaliable to everyone) 3. (This SMP has a LifeSteal Plugin) (Version 1.20.1) (JOIN NOW) 4. (There is a discord server coming soon)

37.10.107.213

Gossip & Orbiters Minecraft Server

age gap, controversy, dyrus, Emily Schunk, Emiru, Gaming, gossip, groomed, Inappropriate Behavior, influencer, internet drama, Marcus Hill, Minecraft, Orbiters, OTK, relationship, scandal, Server, social media, streaming, twitch, Twitch Community

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Dyrus and Emiru would be shook by the drama that goes down here. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of betrayal, love triangles, and epic battles that will make your jaw drop. Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it involves grooming scandals and underage drama. So grab your popcorn and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

FumbleCraft SMP – How Did You Fumbled It With The Last Girl Who’s Liked You?

awkward moments, communication breakdown, DATING, emotional intelligence, fear of rejection, FumbleCraft, fumbled, girl, Insecurity, introspection, last girl, learning experiences, liked you, misinterpretation, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, mixed signals, moving on, personal growth, regrets, relationships, self-sabotage, smp, Whos

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Farms Harvested:	372
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	9435	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Are you tired of being a Minecraft loner, wandering the virtual world with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a Minecraft hermit again.

Picture this: you’re out mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up all your hard-earned loot. But fear not, because on our SMP, we have a special anti-creeper protection system that will keep those pesky green monsters at bay. No more losing your precious diamonds to explosive enemies!

And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that happen on our server. You’ll have the chance to show off your mad skills and take down your friends in glorious combat. Just make sure to bring your A-game, because things can get pretty intense.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land in search of players to bestow with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky one to encounter this mythical beast and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF or maybe even your Minecraft soulmate. Don’t miss out on all the fun and adventure waiting for you on our server!

CancerCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, breast cancer, Cancer, CancerCraft, chemotherapy, Communication, coping with cancer, Diagnosis, diagnosis letter, diagnosis outreach, emotional, family, humor, insensitive, mature conversation, Minecraft, parents, Server, shock, Siblings, suffer in silence, Support

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in facing life’s challenges with a sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and adventure as we navigate through the ups and downs of life…and maybe even find some diamonds along the way!

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and leave your worries at the door. Our community is filled with quirky characters who know how to lighten the mood, even in the toughest of times. Who needs therapy when you have a group of players cracking jokes and building epic structures together?

Looking for a server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough stuff? Look no further! We may not have all the answers, but we sure know how to make light of a dark situation. Just like our player who announced her breast cancer diagnosis with a cake and a card that said “Congratulations! It’s twins!” Talk about a plot twist!

So why join our server? Because life is too short to take everything so seriously. Come join the fun and see where the adventure takes you. Who knows, you might just find a new perspective…and maybe a few new friends along the way. See you in the game!

DadCraft: No Sympathy for Affair Babies

Affair, affair woman, aita, anger, babies, Cheating, Choice, dad’s affair baby, DadCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, Hospital, Hug, little sister, mom, not being sympathetic, punishment, relationship, separation, Sorry., Stillborn, supportive, Sympathy, Tears

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	New Chunks Explored:	42712
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5243	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers all while avoiding your dad’s drama. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about real-life problems.

Plus, who needs a dad when you can have a whole community of fellow players to support you? Our server is filled with friendly faces ready to help you out and make you laugh.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a dad when you have a virtual world to conquer?

SalvageSMP – When to Give Up?

Boundaries, Breakups, Closure, Communication Issues, counseling, Emotional healing, forgiveness, give, HEARTBREAK, letting go, long-term relationships, love, moving on, relationship advice, salvage relationship, SalvageSMP, self reflection, self-care, starting over, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trust

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Farms Harvested:	627	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you crave the chaos and camaraderie of a bustling SMP server? Look no further than our server, where relationships are constantly on the brink of collapse and drama is always just around the corner!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and explosive arguments over who stole whose diamonds. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less therapy.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a heated argument over a virtual pet llama escalate into a full-blown war complete with TNT cannons and flying pigs? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your friendships and alliances. Join us today and see how long you can last before deciding to throw in the towel and go solo once again. Remember, in the world of Minecraft SMP, relationships are as fragile as a glass block in a creeper-infested forest.

CraftyFactsMC

Acts of kindness, compassion, CraftyFactsMC, fact, FEELGOOD, feelgoodnews, gooddeeds, goodnews, Happiness, Heartwarming, heartwarmingstories, inspiring, Kindness, love, positivevibes, positivity, positivityoverload, spreadingjoy, Uplifting, upliftingfacts, Wholesome

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings? That’s right, we have magical pandas flying around thanks to our generous players! Join us and help us create a panda paradise in the sky, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?). So come on over and be a part of the most wholesome and wacky Minecraft community out there!

BomberLeaksCraft

#classified information, aircraft, B-2 Bomber, BomberLeaksCraft, China, cybersecurity, Defense, Espionage, f-35, Foreign Governments, intelligence, investigation, iran, leaked, Military, national security, russia, security breach, sensitive data, top secret, US F-22

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

come join our epic minecraft server where we have top secret military data like F-22, F-35, and B-2 bombers just lying around for anyone to find! who needs diamonds when you can have sensitive government info at your fingertips? join now and become the ultimate spy master in the world of minecraft! but be careful, china, russia, and iran might be lurking around the corner trying to steal our precious intel. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most thrilling adventure of your life!

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	163
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Phoenix SC is a popular gaming content creator and YouTuber known for creating videos related to Minecraft and other video games. With a focus on tutorials, Let’s Plays, and funny moments, Phoenix SC has garnered a large following of fans who enjoy his entertaining and educational content. He is also known for his creative builds and mods within the Minecraft community.

Cats Cove

Ars Nouveau, Cats Cove, Create, Discord, Economy, Minecraft, Modded, Survival, Vivecraft, vr, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Cats Cove is a Modded Economy server with the main mods being Create, Ars Nouveau, and Vivecraft (VR). Join the discord server to get the mods and be whitelisted!

catscove.us.to:25584