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CraftyDrunk Minecraft Server

alcohol-induced shenanigans, amusing anecdotes, bar culture, bar humor, bar industry, bar patrons, Bartenders, CraftyDrunk, crazy bar stories, customer interactions, drunken escapades, entertaining customers, funny drunk stories, hilarious antics, humorous incidents, intoxicated behavior, laugh out loud moments, Minecraft, nightlife tales, pub staff, reddit, Server, Wild nights

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Picture this: a drunk player stumbling around, trying to build a house out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Hilarious, right? But that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and witness the chaos as players try to ride pigs off cliffs, build roller coasters that lead straight into lava pits, and try to tame creepers as pets. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even see a player try to fish with a diamond sword or challenge a zombie to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless on our server!

BlendedCraft – AITA?

aita, blended family, BlendedCraft, family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family identity, family integration, family loyalty, family name, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, hyphenated name, stepfamily

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of blended families and hyphenated last names! Join us and build your own virtual family with players from all over the world.

Are you tired of being pressured to change your last name to fit in with your step-siblings? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, no hyphenation required!

Immerse yourself in a world where the only family drama is deciding who gets the last diamond in the mine. Build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom, no blended family name necessary.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only name that matters is the one you choose for yourself. Say goodbye to family name disputes and hello to endless adventures in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s play and have a blast together!

GriefedbyGandalf Minecraft SMP

beloved characters, Character development, death, emotional connections, emotional impact, fictional characters, fictional tragedies, fictional worlds, Grief, GriefedbyGandalf, heartbreaking moments, impactful deaths, impactful storytelling, literary deaths, long tail characters., Loss, memorable deaths, Minecraft, mourning, smp, Tragedy, unforgettable characters.

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Zombie Dances:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the fictional characters come to life and you have to fight to keep them alive! Imagine battling alongside Harry Potter, only to watch him get taken out by a creeper explosion. The drama, the tears, the laughter – it’s all here on our server. So come join us and see which fictional character’s death hits you the hardest!

PixelPals – Not Just Blocks

Affection, blocks, Bonding, closeness, Communication, Connection, Deep Conversations, Emotional closeness, emotional intimacy, Empathy, eye contact, Intimacy, intimacy without sex, non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, PixelPals, platonic intimacy, shared experiences, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Animals Bred:	156
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	47

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most intimate bonding experience with your fellow players! Forget about traditional intimacy, on our server, you’ll forge deep connections by building giant phallic structures together and engaging in intense PvP battles where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs sex when you have the thrill of mining diamonds together and sharing a virtual campfire under the stars? Come join us for a truly unforgettable and intimate gaming experience!

VolgoCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense capabilities, defense strategy, Drones, eastern europe, General Staff, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military Action, military arsenal, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, russia, security measures, Server, strike, Ukraine, VolgoCraft, Volgograd Oblast, WARFARE

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are at war but instead of missiles and drones we have blocks and pickaxes! build your own military arsenal in the Volgograd Oblast and defend it against enemy raids.

join now to experience the thrill of battle without any real-life consequences. who needs real war when you can have virtual war with pixelated graphics?

plus, our staff are all trained professionals in the art of minecraft warfare. they will guide you through the chaos and help you become the ultimate warrior in the blocky battlefield.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Hodeidah Havoc: Israel Edition

airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, Edition, global impact, Havoc, Hodeidah, humanitarian crisis, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military intervention, Reports, Saudi Arabia, security concerns, strikes, Tensions, united nations, War, Yemen

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got israel striking yemen’s hodeidah as our main event! watch as the explosions light up the sky and the drama unfolds in this crazy battle royale!

why join our server? well, where else can you witness such intense action while building your own epic creations and battling it out with other players? plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players because why not, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the warring factions and become the ultimate ruler of this crazy minecraft world!

SURVIVAL write /free and receive a gift! Minecraft server

Auto, banner, CASE, Donations, Economy, Events, everyone, free, gift, height, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, No Dupe, No Private, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Receive, Server, Survival, tags, width, wipes, Without Anticheat

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	6294	Magic Crystals Found:	11

The server has wipes, write /free and get a gift! everyone 1 each case

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Smelly SMP: Where the only things modded are the players’ hygiene! No Resets, just stink! 1.20.1, Java Edition

1.20.1, appeals, Builder, custom origins, discord invite, Edition, Fair moderation, hygiene, java, Longevity, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Nomad, Optimization, Origins, planet minecraft, Players, punishment, PvPer, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stink, trader.., Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	110	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Stinky SMP Overview:

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Great performance with vanilla+ modpack and optimisers
Server Specs	16GB RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ:

Q: How often does the server reset?

A: The server has had no resets since May 2022.

Q: What playstyles are welcome on the server?

A: The server is inclusive of all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, etc.

Q: Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server staff.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central area is protected from griefing, killing, and stealing, while a borderlands area allows for more intense gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server or learn more?

A: You can find more information on the Planet Minecraft page or join the Discord server using the links provided.

Crafty Skillz Minecraft Server

2nd season, action, Adventure, Anime, Ars, Crafty, Drama, family, FANTASY, growth, isekai, Magic, Minecraft, Noble, Reincarnation, RETURN, romance, Sequel, Server, Skills, skillz, Supernatural, Tensei Kizoku Kantei Skill de Nariagaru, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Ars and his wife are back and ready to shake things up! Rumor has it that they were on a secret mission to find the rarest diamond in all of Minecraft and now they’re sharing their loot with anyone who joins the server.

But that’s not all – they’ve also brought back a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire and can fly you to the moon and back in seconds. Want to build a castle in the sky? No problem, just hop on the dragon and let your imagination run wild!

And if you’re feeling competitive, Ars and his wife are hosting daily PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of epic proportions.

So what are you waiting for? Join the server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because with Ars and his wife around, anything can happen.

French Is Silly Minecraft SMP

foreign language, French, French Culture, french humor, french language, french language debate, French stereotypes, Language, language analysis, language comparison, language criticism, language debate, language humor, language learning, language perception, language stereotypes, linguistic quirks, Minecraft, Silliest, silly, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Star Shards Collected:	84	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of whether French is the silliest language! Our players have heated arguments in the chat about the pronunciation of “croissant” and whether “baguette” is just a fancy word for bread. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold French language classes taught by a talking parrot named Pierre. So come join us and let’s have a baguette-eating, beret-wearing, Eiffel Tower-building good time!

DadStepMomDodge Minecraft Server

Boundaries, burnt out, clubs, coping mechanisms, DadStepMomDodge, divorced parents, family dynamics, family time, last minute decisions, messy house, Minecraft, missed events, overwhelmed, parental expectations, parental stress, responsibilities, Selfishness, Server, sibling dynamics, split custody, step siblings, studying, volunteering

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of being the unpaid babysitter for your dad’s chaotic household? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! No more cleaning up after messy siblings or missing out on your own events. On our server, you can build your own virtual family and they won’t even need to eat, let alone demand pizza! Plus, you can join clubs and study for AP classes in peace without interruptions. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a stress-free virtual world! Join now and never look back at that chaotic household again!